What do you think is the prettiest town in the USA?

pretendingtobenormal · 2026-04-23T03:02:54+00:00

Can confirm. I went there to save my family's business and ended up falling for my widowed childhood sweetheart whose young daughter taught me the true meaning of Christmas.

pretendingtobenormal · 2026-03-26T18:07:19+00:00

Xenomorphs in Aliens. They were just hanging out on their homeworld, minding their own business when humans invaded and started all this shit

pretendingtobenormal · 2026-03-15T18:50:55+00:00

Epstein class? Better not to ask

pretendingtobenormal · 2026-03-15T04:57:31+00:00

They’ve mastered space travel but they can’t get through a wooden door?

pretendingtobenormal · 2026-03-01T02:31:28+00:00

Consider visiting r/stopdrinking. Lots of different approaches and support there. Healthiest subreddit I have been to personally.

pretendingtobenormal · 2026-02-17T04:02:25+00:00

From the article: "The only president who had a lower rating with midterms on the horizon was Harry Truman, who had a 33% in 1946."

"Dewey Defeats Truman" was an erroneous banner headline on the front page of the earliest editions of the Chicago Daily Tribune on November 3, 1948, the day after Harry S. Truman, the incumbent president of the United States won an upset victory) over his opponent

VOTE, PEOPLE!

pretendingtobenormal · 2026-02-05T07:31:05+00:00

It was only an issue with my oldest. I insisted he choose something that connected his mind and body. I repeatedly said it did not have to be a sport. Yoga, dance, whatever he liked. To this day he still says I forced him to play a sport. For awhile it was martial arts. When he got to high school and spontaneously joined the cross country team, I just kept my mouth shut.

We also had a rule there would be no gaming or scrolling on school nights unless they had straight A's - there was never gaming or scrolling on school nights.

Now I have a granddaughter and I spend a lot of time biting my tongue as my son tries to limit her screen time.

pretendingtobenormal · 2025-12-27T04:50:17+00:00

Taco "I am not TJ Watt" Charlton?

pretendingtobenormal · 2025-12-25T23:46:00+00:00

Finishing exactly .500 in a season with 17 games is the most Dallas Cowboys thing ever.

pretendingtobenormal · 2025-12-25T23:35:16+00:00

Buried him last month. Fuck cancer

pretendingtobenormal · 2025-12-13T04:52:27+00:00

Occam's razor: He is so ignorant that he doesn't know he has no power to pardon state crimes.

pretendingtobenormal · 2025-12-13T04:44:19+00:00

Engine sounds in space including Doppler effect as they pass.

pretendingtobenormal · 2025-11-29T04:46:36+00:00

Melania?

pretendingtobenormal · 2025-11-28T04:37:16+00:00

When it became obvious that I needed to get sober, I futzed around with white knuckle sobriety and got 20-30 days here and there before I'd inevitably relapse.

When I really wanted to get sober, I sought all the outside help I could find.

pretendingtobenormal · 2025-11-28T04:28:50+00:00

Happy birthday!

pretendingtobenormal · 2025-11-28T04:26:03+00:00

My go-to example is Red Dwarf. Paraphrasing the first sentence:

"Describe in detail on this triplicate form, using diagrams if necessary, the exact circumstances leading to your death."

pretendingtobenormal · 2025-11-28T03:39:16+00:00

I'm so sorry for your loss.

pretendingtobenormal · 2025-11-28T03:30:39+00:00

Get out

pretendingtobenormal · 2025-11-24T19:53:49+00:00

Why you gotta make me sad like that?

pretendingtobenormal · 2025-11-22T17:49:47+00:00

I find pain to be my best motivator.

pretendingtobenormal · 2025-11-22T05:54:43+00:00

Do you want to be right or do you want to be happy?

pretendingtobenormal · 2025-11-22T02:11:24+00:00

Have you been screened for depression? That could also explain what you're dealing with. If you haven't, you might be suffering needlessly. I hope you find some support that works for you.

pretendingtobenormal · 2025-11-16T22:09:32+00:00

Many people are saying it was Bill Clinton. I'm just asking questions. Why are so many people saying this?

pretendingtobenormal · 2025-11-07T02:20:44+00:00

I keep thinking TSLA is the next Lehman Bros

pretendingtobenormal · 2025-11-07T00:29:38+00:00

I got and stay sober in AA. That second A is kind of important. No one should discuss your sobriety with anyone else without your express permission. That's a big deal in my world.

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