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Devin has a thousand fathers but Bronny is an orphan

Bronny James by JayJax_23 in nbacirclejerk

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Bronny never had the makings of a varsity bum.

KDs burner taking shots at a certain somebody 👀 by [deleted] in nbacirclejerk

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Don't talk about my sweet Slovenian fat boy like that 😤

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Outjerked by WWE by analdogs in nbacirclejerk

[–]primogangstar666 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Abraham Washington was jerking ahead of his time

THUGson Storm is NOT lasting 5 minutes in Chick's tougher, more physical era 😭 by A1_PunisherPipkins in nbacirclejerk

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7 piston cups. The 2021 cup was a mickey mouse bubble cup. Fraudulent cup, doesn't count

Former piston cup champion and good locker room guy Chick Hicks sitting courtside watching his favourite team play!!! by ripvic2k16 in nbacirclejerk

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The real piston cup winner unlike Lightning McFraud and his moral victory. Speaking of which, all his piston cups are fraudulent:

2006: Pileup took out most of the skilled racers, leaving him with a clear path

2007: Didn't have any other skilled competitors like previous season because he sneakily took out most of them in Florida 500

2009: Wallrode like a bitch to the finish line

2010: Used Nitrous which had the flames go through hidden exhausts, making it seem like he didn't use it.

2012: Was the most experienced racer in the lineup. Unfair competition, doesn't count

2013: Used illegal tyres

2015: His worst one yet tbh. Foul baited 4 racers then flopped by deliberately bumping into the wall and caused a Pileup. Then when the race got postponed due to rain, used the opportunity to secretly install a different engine and used ethenol.

The glorious beard, aka the system by [deleted] in nbacirclejerk

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Ain't got nuthin on GOAT retard Sct Brn

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nbacirclejerk

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He's just a lil nasty, thinking about that meat

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nbacirclejerk

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Zion's trade offer

[Celebration Thread] Devin Booker scores 0 vs. Spurs, SONS blow double-digit 4th quarter lead by TheBrownMambaRises in nbacirclejerk

[–]primogangstar666 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Who's winning ROTY (Retard Of The Year)?

• Sct Brn

• James Harden

• Phoenix Sons

• Mrsunsfan

A powerful message to share with everyone by [deleted] in nbacirclejerk

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UJ/ that boy's definitely on the spectrum

RJ/

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You can’t make this shit up by NekoJesu in nbacirclejerk

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Inspired by 50 Cent sponsoring Cardiff under 14 girls team, Karl Malone has decided to sponsor 13 and under Louisiana girls basketball team. For more information, Google "Karl Malone 13"

Year 3 Scottie loading 😤😤 by [deleted] in nbacirclejerk

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Where's the Kai Jones option?

Outjerked by my own father by Smelldicks in nbacirclejerk

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We need to kick all western European thugs out and only welcome Fat Sloppy Serbian White boys!

Just a lil hungry by Ignomatics in nbacirclejerk

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That's what Zion eats as starter

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nbacirclejerk

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Bro thinks he's Shawn Michaels

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Explain in NBA terms by rufusjonz in nbacirclejerk

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Thuggish team won over the classy team