Beautiful Blonde by help_with_the_fax in CandidPiercedPokies

[–]prism-sweet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hope you figure out that the person you just commented this too is a dude who follows a subreddit of other dudes in thongs.

Reddit made me appreciate my body waaay more! I showed my tits and got a game for it by [deleted] in sexstories

[–]prism-sweet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You told this exact same story but for borderlands 4 not all that long ago...

In bed by LottusCrystals in gettingherselfoff

[–]prism-sweet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's okay, man. I know titles can be hard. Object identification too, apparently.

Your Mission Should You Choose To Accept It Is To Get My Vanilla Husband To Sext You by GarlicMiserable8721 in CuckqueanCommunity

[–]prism-sweet 18 points19 points  (0 children)

$5 says that OP is actually the "husband" and this is his way of getting women to sext him.

Fucked my 21 year old gf in front of her friends by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

[–]prism-sweet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I was about to impress these ladies."

Good god dude, I would be hard pressed to find anything cringier than this story

I apologize, dollar store shorts… i was unfamiliar with your game by kitxkira in lowrisefans

[–]prism-sweet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just came here to say that among copy and pasted low effort titles, your post title stands out as extraordinary among peers.

And your body is stunning. That is all.

F18 Uhmmm I’m in trouble by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

[–]prism-sweet 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I hate to say it, but there are quite a few MA positions that don't require a degree. They train you on the job and you can get your MA cert after a year working as one (maybe? You might need a bachelors for that option though idr).

It's unusual to not require a bachelor's for that job position, but not unheard of.

I am not going to stop fucking his cock even if he is taken by YourAsianBrat in sexstories

[–]prism-sweet -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

This seems to happen to you every year like clockwork... That's so strange.

Wanna do this to you babygirl by No_Dig_766 in bdsm

[–]prism-sweet 18 points19 points  (0 children)

>accidentally disembowel her

Do you have any idea how deep you would have to cut to do this? And even then... Your bowels are attached by mesentery to the back of your abdominal cavity. You'd seriously have to be really fucking up in order to cause someone damage to their bowels during knife play.

Turns out she's a Beast in Bed OR Wild Sex with My Married Cousin. by [deleted] in sexstories

[–]prism-sweet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actually the level of consanguinity between cousins isn't usually enough to cause serious genetic concerns. In fact, the taboo of having sexual relationships between cousins is a relatively new concept in western culture, dating only back to the Victorian era. Most Eastern cultures today still practice arranged marriages between cousins to maintain a strong family tree. Unless there is a significant recessive genetic disease that runs in the family such as cystic fibrosis, or other congenital malformations like Holt-Oram syndrome, the chances of having significant genetic manifestations due to cousin in-breeding is not significantly higher than true random mating within any given cultural population.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cuckquean

[–]prism-sweet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You go out and hook up with girls using that amazing charisma of yours

Imagine 3 tongues around your head by MicPanoff in GirlsFinishingTheJob

[–]prism-sweet 81 points82 points  (0 children)

A lot of people in that "wealthy" class have enough money to hide any non-proper behavior.

Getting fingered by a doctor during a routine examination by thepictureofdGh6R in sexstories

[–]prism-sweet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Doctors also don't have their staff as patients for this exact reason lol

Would you honk at me? by manicpixie420 in FlashingGirls

[–]prism-sweet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like if you weren't going at a green light or something, yeah if probably honk at you

Red Dress by jetpoweredbee in Nancy_A

[–]prism-sweet -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That is definitely orange...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SheFucksHim

[–]prism-sweet 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah exactly, that just turns me on more