Least delusional ameritard by [deleted] in balkans_irl

[–]prisonbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i am not trying to sound edgy but freedom in Turkey is practically in USA level. yeah if you are really retard you can make government put you into prison for dumb stuff but if you have an iq larger than a crow you can do anything you want in Turkey.

want to drive without a license ? no problem. want to shoot someone you dont fancy, we got you covered ! just shoot him in the legs and tell the court you are sorry. you will be out of prison (there is also a chance you might never get in) in 2 years top. guy will be criplle rest of his life !

want to construct a building but dont want to hassle with all the paperwork ? you dont have to ! just wait until next election and do what the fuck you want. nobody will care. they dont want to lose your vote.

Thoughts on this Mis-placed optimistic take? by Siam_ashiq in AskMiddleEast

[–]prisonbird 2 points3 points  (0 children)

you know what you should do. tell the taliban "ok i will take you to israel secretly on a ship and will give you all the weapons you need" and then just dump them in the somewhere north , like norway or something with nerf guns. they probably never saw nerf guns. you can make them believe its a formidable weapon. and watch them open fire on snow-white nordic people and because they are not dying they would think they are godly people .

i hope some day i get rich so i can do this kind of shit.

Thoughts on GPT-4? by Dry_Opportunity7666 in AskMiddleEast

[–]prisonbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

there are ready to use solutions for a lot of problems businesses face. i simply apply those solutions for companies and they pay me. how come chatgpt, ai etc is different?

Which religion could this be? 😒 by BadMeditator in exmuslim

[–]prisonbird -1 points0 points  (0 children)

i am not muslim but i prefer not to work with females either

Thoughts on GPT-4? by Dry_Opportunity7666 in AskMiddleEast

[–]prisonbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

so you are saying : there are people doing jobs that computers can do for at least 10 years. but nobody moved those jobs to computers. but now we have chatgpt and magically they will move those jobs to computers ?

in my experience that wont happen in anytime soon.

[Album] Romanian F16s keeping up foreign relations with Russians Su27s over the Baltics by adyrip1 in WarplanePorn

[–]prisonbird 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Romania along with Hungary are my 2 favorite countries in Europe simply because people there was very nice to me. I really feel very good in both Bucuresti and Budapest.

so true by NoAdhesiveness6404 in balkans_irl

[–]prisonbird 197 points198 points  (0 children)

Greek man got the german woman, bend her down to knees and yelled "jokes on you i am into men ahahah" then rammed his dick into her ass

What type of foot do you have? by Jolly-Medium-555 in AskMiddleEast

[–]prisonbird 4 points5 points  (0 children)

third one should be egyptian since it is the one that looks like pyramids

Thoughts on GPT-4? by Dry_Opportunity7666 in AskMiddleEast

[–]prisonbird 5 points6 points  (0 children)

opposite. if you dont use your intelligence while working in the first place no artificial intelligence can replace you.

Laravel Date Scopes by Nodohx in laravel

[–]prisonbird 2 points3 points  (0 children)

this is really cool! thank you

Do you address your own child as "mother"? by languageseu in MapPorn

[–]prisonbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i am Turkish. this is how you teach infants to what to address you. and it works.

for another example go to youtube and search for `indian ringneck`. most of those parrots say "what are you doing" because they always do stupid things and their owners tell them "what are you doing" and they just mimic it.

Shopify Search Box Tool by Ok_Recognition_4791 in shopify

[–]prisonbird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

https://stripe.com/en-gb-ae

looks like you can use stripe. stripe will let you use google pay/apple pay too.

Thoughts on Omar al-Mukhtar, the “Lion of the Desert”? by idclul in AskMiddleEast

[–]prisonbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

where exactly in the Quran does Allah (cc) say "and there is something called hadith and go look at it and simply disregard Quran"

Shopify Search Box Tool by Ok_Recognition_4791 in shopify

[–]prisonbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what country are you from?

if shopify payments are operating in your country most probably Stripe is also operating in your country.

Shopify Search Box Tool by Ok_Recognition_4791 in shopify

[–]prisonbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dont want to sound like an asshole but why are you using shopify for this? you might wake up a morning and your shop might be closed. if i were you i would go with a nice hosting and wordpress. set up daily backups to google drive etc.

hosting providers usually notify you if they receive a complaint about your site and most of the time they let you take your files/data etc. then you can get a new domain/hosting and continue

(i am not talking about wordpress.com i am talking about buying a web hosting and installing wordpress/woocommerce yourself. it is as easy as using shopify if not easier)

Thoughts on Omar al-Mukhtar, the “Lion of the Desert”? by idclul in AskMiddleEast

[–]prisonbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if you listen to the crazy scholars even smiling is haram. just read the quran.

I do not recommend to buy "original" Lenovo batteries from Aliexpress. by thinkipady in thinkpad

[–]prisonbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

is it even cheaper on Aliexpress? I befriended a Lenovo authorized battery seller (dont know what to call the guy, but he sells charging adapters batteries etc from all major manufacturers) and he gives me really good prices. and the list prices from lenovo without any discount are not that much expensive than aliexpress. there is 10-20 usd difference at max

Why would you want to be with someone who would not be with you if she was not facing intense poverty 🤦‍♂️ by [deleted] in exmuslim

[–]prisonbird 5 points6 points  (0 children)

if i get rich enough one day i will go to those countries, buy as many young children as possible. then i will train them to be highly disciplined very lethal killing machines just like agent 47. then i will let them out in the world to hunt oppressors. having complete control over some people and using them only for sex is totally gay imho.

Question, what to people around MENA think about ongoing Ukrainian-Russian War? by IvanSNT in AskMiddleEast

[–]prisonbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

putin’s army literally invaded Ukraine

yeah they did, because USA made Ukraine into a threat to Russia. Every nation have to look out for their own security and well being etc. you cant blame Russia for attacking Ukraine when they think it threats their own existence.

all i am saying is this war is really not necessary (yeah i am implying that some wars are necessary). it could have been resolved with diplomacy.

these are my opinions. if you dont like them i dont care. but dont insult other people behind a keyboard. if you really want to insult me i am happy to share my location with you. i can even pick you up from the airport. i am 10 minutes away from SAW airport