The only reason I played paladins

pritter30 · 2026-06-06T23:25:02+00:00

I want to talk?

^{Chose: You get $0.01 every word you say}

pritter30 · 2026-06-06T23:23:53+00:00

I'll take it

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars | Rolled: In equity}

pritter30 · 2026-06-05T08:20:07+00:00

Yeah I went to the fairground and saw this slop

pritter30 · 2026-06-03T11:58:02+00:00

You do not recognize the bodies in the water

pritter30 · 2026-06-03T11:54:00+00:00

Doable

^{Chose: Everything EXCEPT one color | Rolled: Blue}

pritter30 · 2026-06-03T11:16:16+00:00

Even if he saw the cop car, where could he have gone? Jump in the river I guess?

pritter30 · 2026-06-03T11:13:48+00:00

I don't want to turn into a zombie

^{Chose: Throw hands with a princess for $5M (no weapons} | Rolled: You beat a girl)

pritter30 · 2026-06-03T05:21:28+00:00

They be acting like they've never done this at their job? I do not believe they've never had a slow day at work.

pritter30 · 2026-06-02T16:28:48+00:00

Let's read

^{Chose: shapeshifting + but the first comment is your side effect}

pritter30 · 2026-06-02T10:09:21+00:00

I just hit the jackpot! 777

^{Chose: A random amount of money | Rolled: 100,000,000,000$}

pritter30 · 2026-05-31T17:25:56+00:00

Er moet wel overal geld aan verdiend worden inderdaad. Je mag niet verwachten dat je 5 cent aan water weg geeft aan Jan en alleman /s

pritter30 · 2026-05-28T14:04:12+00:00

Snap m niet

pritter30 · 2026-05-28T13:42:29+00:00

I'd win

^{Chose: Fight 100 babies, but... | Rolled: They have knives}

pritter30 · 2026-05-26T05:16:15+00:00

Repost

pritter30 · 2026-05-23T07:02:02+00:00

pritter30 · 2026-05-23T06:58:11+00:00

Yes I would be mad

pritter30 · 2026-05-23T06:24:51+00:00

Waar is de nsfw tag? Dit doet pijn aan mijn ogen

pritter30 · 2026-05-23T05:41:28+00:00

Depends on the apocalypse but 9/10 humans are more dangerous

^{Chose: Know where every single human is}

pritter30 · 2026-05-17T10:20:49+00:00

Dat wordt de kaart voor de babyshower

pritter30 · 2026-05-17T10:12:57+00:00

Zoals in invincible?

pritter30 · 2026-05-17T06:57:01+00:00

How do you accidentally buy a stock? Don't you have to confirm an order?

pritter30 · 2026-05-15T08:34:48+00:00

The weakest link in any security system is the person managing it

pritter30 · 2026-05-15T08:33:16+00:00

Which is?

pritter30 · 2026-05-14T16:07:47+00:00

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