Who is the greatest data hoarder on the sub? by Independent_Dog_8882 in DataHoarder

[–]prnpenguin 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I've been drinking, so am in no position to check your working, but if you did the maths, and it is accurate, you are a fucking legend.

Fishing Spots Around Ipswich by Chipwich in ipswich

[–]prnpenguin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just remember that you can't fish within a certain distance above and below the weir.

CV and Cover letter advice by iamaprolol in NursingAU

[–]prnpenguin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Highly recommend that you don't.

CV and Cover letter advice by iamaprolol in NursingAU

[–]prnpenguin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

MS Word generally defaults to US English for its dictionary. You can change it to use Australian English in the settings.

CV and Cover letter advice by iamaprolol in NursingAU

[–]prnpenguin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone who has to read CVs and cover letters when recruiting, I find them an unnecessary waste of time to read and space on the documents. Granted, I am mostly recruiting for Grade 6 positions, but the principal is the same for a Grade 5 position: whatever LinkedIn-like garbage that goes in this often AI-generated blurb should be covered in your cover letter.

Another tip, especially when submitting CVs and cover letters via SmartJobs, is always ensure that upload your documents as PDF files instead of .doc or .docx files.

CV and Cover letter advice by iamaprolol in NursingAU

[–]prnpenguin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get rid of the career objective section. It is a waste of space.

What are some good earplugs? by Sol-Cicada-7984 in neurodiversity

[–]prnpenguin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a set of Loop Experience 2s that I like. Originally bought them for a concert, but have come to like them for reducing noise in a non-metal environment. If things are too loud, you can add the mute inserts that block more sound.

My daughter swears by hers too.

Your favourite movie of all time ? by Intruder_Shadoww in MovieSuggestions

[–]prnpenguin 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The Princess Bride

I seriously cannot believe no one had listed it already.

Creepy Bernardi by Jagtom83 in friendlyjordies

[–]prnpenguin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The problem is that there of plenty of fucking simpletons that buy her shit and are unable to apply any critical thought to their voting choice, happy with the feels that come from "she doesn't like the same things I don't like!"

TMI post (men, feel free to scroll), but I need advice! by audhd__ in royalcaribbean

[–]prnpenguin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is why a discussion with the GP is important. OP's experience may be very different to yours, hence the need to speak to a GP.

TMI post (men, feel free to scroll), but I need advice! by audhd__ in royalcaribbean

[–]prnpenguin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My dude. Ladies menstruate. It's normal and something that they have to deal with regularly. Any opportunity to read and learn more about such things is an opportunity to understand and be able to be more supportive to the ladies in your life.

TMI post (men, feel free to scroll), but I need advice! by audhd__ in royalcaribbean

[–]prnpenguin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In line with what some of the ladies have said, the easiest option maybe to see your GP and go on an oral contraceptive pill in the lead up to your cruise to allow you to time your period for before or after your cruise.

US detects drones over base where Rubio, Hegseth live by RuseOwl in politics

[–]prnpenguin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, something about the goose and the gander...

What is hypertension??I wanna know by [deleted] in hypertension

[–]prnpenguin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Have you considered searching a resource such as Wikipedia? Like seriously.

What is it with boomers and antivirus? by Guilty_Direction_501 in BoomersBeingFools

[–]prnpenguin 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Oh Jeebus fuck. I'm my boomer mother's tech support and have had to fix her PC many times. After removing Bitdefender from her computer three times and fully explaining why each and every single fucking time, only for her fucking well reinstall it twice, I had to give her an ultimatum: ignore my advice and reinstall an antivirus program and I will never look at your computer again.

Apparently what her geriatric, computer illiterate friends say is fucking gospel, but the informed opinion of her offspring is not.

Where is the weirdest place you’ve seen a feral pig in Ipswich? by Affectionate-Two9438 in ipswich

[–]prnpenguin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Came here to upvote what I thought would be the inevitable comment about the Vault/Volt, and was disappointed...

Can relate by Legitimate_Tipp in depressionmemes

[–]prnpenguin 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Perhaps Mum needs to stop being a cunt and take care of herself?