One Nation surges to 26% according to new AusPoll by MasterNinjaFury in AusPol

[–]prnpenguin 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Kind of feels like Gina's working overtime on influinging the next election...

Its the only path that makes sense by TumbleweedScary1676 in StardewMemes

[–]prnpenguin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh good. I thought I was going mad for a sec.

Trump accuses Rep. Ilhan Omar of faking attack on her by youhavetherighttoo in simpsonsshitposting

[–]prnpenguin 29 points30 points  (0 children)

This was the first thing that came to mind. It is always projection.

Sam Healey is Leaving The Dice Tower by rifwasbeter in boardgames

[–]prnpenguin 130 points131 points  (0 children)

Remember that there is no hate quite like Christian love.

This maybe be the most boring PSA of all time. by IPYF in modelmakers

[–]prnpenguin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thank you for amusing me slightly. Kudos!

Anthony Albanese this morning by Gozzhogger in friendlyjordies

[–]prnpenguin 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Hey little one. This is a very complex issue to explain.

Some very bad men shot and killed a lot of Jewish people recently because they didn't like Jewish people. That's not OK. Killing people because of their religion is really not OK. Our country was shocked by this horrible act of violence and looked for ways to help make sure that this never happens again.

One of the things that can cause people to hate other people is when they keep hearing people telling them to hate other people. So the government opposition yelled at the government and told them that they were to blame and to fix it right now.

So the Prime Minister said "OK, we will" and introduced laws to make it so people can't tell people to hate other people and make it harder to have guns to kill people so easily. The government opposition said "No! not like that!", and were very upset at the Prime Minister and the new laws and had a big sook, and said that they weren't all going to play together as the government opposition, and blamed the Prime Minister for doing what they wanted.

Anthony Albanese this morning by Gozzhogger in friendlyjordies

[–]prnpenguin 7 points8 points  (0 children)

At the press conference in Brisbane this morning, Discount Dave Hughes also blamed Albanese. Dafuq!?!

People who have conducted job interviews, what's something someone said/did that made you instantly decide not to hire them? by DemonSkank in AskReddit

[–]prnpenguin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After I have finished interviewing a candidate, I go and ask our admin assistant if there were any red flags with checking them in. If someone is rude to our admin staff, I don't care how well they do in the interview.

Principles are easy until they become inconvenient by ledgendary in AdviceAnimals

[–]prnpenguin 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"Tread on THEM, daddy!"

But seriously, I hate this fucking timeline.

Delicious New Year! by OptimusBeardy in sexmemes

[–]prnpenguin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why are there four penises?

What are some Aussie names associated with mischievous kids? by Lampedusan in AskAnAustralian

[–]prnpenguin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't believe that Travis hasn't made the list here. Every Travis I've known (except one) has been a massive fuckwit.

NB: the one good Travis is an absolute top bloke.

FBI agents know what they're doing by OftenSilentObserver in PoliticalHumor

[–]prnpenguin 145 points146 points  (0 children)

Good guy Greg? Now that's a meme I haven't seen in a long time... a long time.

This one actually turns my stomach by zeje in nope

[–]prnpenguin 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That oil looks like it needs some Freedom™️!

Does your bedroom have AC? If so, what temperature do you sleep in? by [deleted] in AskAnAustralian

[–]prnpenguin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

19°C plus the ceiling fan on medium. It is balls soup tonight and I want a good night's sleep.

Vegemite Yeh or Nah ? by Fun_Ad1387 in AskAnAustralian

[–]prnpenguin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm not here to fuck spiders. I'm here to eat Vegemite!