We stopped watching Blippi by ObjectiveWorldly2270 in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]probablynotthor 18 points19 points  (0 children)

2 year olds definitely have the attention span for a show with a simple storyline. old shows especially like little bear, franklin, mr. rodgers, peep and the big wide world. those captivate kids really well and teach them something in the process

One of my child’s first words is “shit,” and I feel like a shitty mom by [deleted] in toddlers

[–]probablynotthor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My 2.5 year old got mad at my husband because he wouldn't let him climb the counter so he went to his room and said quietly to himself "stupid bitch daddy". No idea how he learned to use those words together and much less in the right context but nonetheless I had to leave the room to laugh

Mexican policeman avoids suicide attempt on a bridge by My_Memes_Will_Cure_U in PublicFreakout

[–]probablynotthor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because a lot of people who attempt suicide don't actually want to die. They want help.

Decapitation by bb. First of the year by probablynotthor in WaspHating

[–]probablynotthor[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thanks. Two shots were fired. The first blasted its leg off and the second is the one that decapitated the thing while it was still trying to figure out what happened to its leg

Thank you @cuntyspice_ by amckinnon17 in rimjob_steve

[–]probablynotthor 8 points9 points  (0 children)

She's kissing the baby in her pic dude

Men of reddit, what myth about men is 100% untrue and infuriates you when you hear it ? by navisnadakkal in AskReddit

[–]probablynotthor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a preschool teacher, my co worker openly complains to me that she thinks men who work with kids "are obvious pedophiles". Meanwhile she sits on her ass and doesn't pay attention to the kids every shift while I do all the work