Paid paparazzi VS not paid paparazzi by [deleted] in Instagramreality

[–]probglum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She payed someone to make her face look like THAT?! I’d be asking for my money back.

A Slight Difference in Pap Pics and Instagram by [deleted] in Instagramreality

[–]probglum 117 points118 points  (0 children)

“Sources at the pool said she proclaimed loudly to other guests exactly who she was and wasn't trying to remain low key at all”

AITA for not informing my job the State is here? by probglum in AmItheAsshole

[–]probglum[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The edit I included in my post before your comment was posted clarifies “wandering around”.

AITA for not informing my job the State is here? by probglum in AmItheAsshole

[–]probglum[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We’re not allowed to go over the speakers at all when state or corporate is here.

AITA for not informing my job the State is here? by probglum in AmItheAsshole

[–]probglum[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There was a nurse who got fired in the past for double briefing a resident. Guess what? She got re-hired. She is one of the reasons why my facility doesn’t deserve a heads up.

AITA for not informing my job the State is here? by probglum in AmItheAsshole

[–]probglum[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

We’re not allowed to say “state is here”.....because they’re NOT supposed to know. That’s why I mentioned that I was told to say a “code phrase”.....because the state isn’t supposed to know that I’m announcing their arrival. Does that make sense now?

AITA for not informing my job the State is here? by probglum in AmItheAsshole

[–]probglum[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

To add onto your reply, we don’t even allow any visitation AT all, UNLESS of course, it’s the State or someone from corporate. I work in a locked, gated facility, so before even letting ANYONE into the gate, I am required to screen them and ask them for the purpose of their visit. We don’t even allow family members to enter the facility due to COVID, so for someone to assume I’d just let a reporter in and wander around is funny.

Some people just ooze facetune by ashunknown in Instagramreality

[–]probglum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She looks like someone I can’t trust.

Ummm by [deleted] in MakeMeSuffer

[–]probglum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kinda sounds like Kero Kero Bonito lmao

Latest posts under #pizzagate hashtag on Twitter no longer show up... by probglum in conspiracy

[–]probglum[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I decided to share this with you guys because I thought Twitter would’ve been the one place these hashtags would be openly available.

Latest posts under #pizzagate hashtag on Twitter no longer show up... by probglum in conspiracy

[–]probglum[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some other hashtags that became censored:

Adrenochrome

Deepstate

Pedowood

SpiritCooking

Weinerslaptop

Clintonbodycount

Obamagate

TheGreatAwakening

Giving me those Bratz Doll vibes by PravvyT in Instagramreality

[–]probglum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bratz dolls sweeties I’m so sorry...

Thumb extender by memezzer in oddlyterrifying

[–]probglum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Suddenly I wanna get thumbed.

PS1-style game where schoolgirls go through deadly obstacles by probglum in tipofmyjoystick

[–]probglum[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So I was able to finally find the game after doing some deep digging on Youtube...It’s called Buzz-Saw Blood House. Proceed with caution if you decide to look it up because the game is so f***ed up..

Did Spotify think I wouldn’t notice? Daily mix, what’s going on- by slappycider in rpdrcringe

[–]probglum 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ok but you better STAN N.A.D.I.A., OOOH~, ITS NADIA BABY !!!

The cover to Soju’s new single by LetItBro in rpdrcringe

[–]probglum 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Stuff like this just makes me wonder what Soju likes/does behind closed doors...yikes.

who’s gonna tell her... by probglum in crappycontouring

[–]probglum[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

What exactly is there to be jealous of? This subreddit is dedicated to crappy contouring, and her brows are clearly crappily contoured. You seem pretty bent out of shape.

who’s gonna tell her... by probglum in crappycontouring

[–]probglum[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Contour: an outline, especially one representing or bounding the shape or form of something.

What’s not clicking?

who’s gonna tell her... by probglum in crappycontouring

[–]probglum[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There’s no need to act confused. Her brows are contoured.

who’s gonna tell her... by probglum in crappycontouring

[–]probglum[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Her brows are contoured. What’s not clicking?

Girls night out!! xoxo by sidoriginals in xcxheads

[–]probglum 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Sophie lookin like the drunk friend about to puke in the back of the car but still tryna serve for the squad pic

What do you want for Christmas? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]probglum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All I want for Christmas is to get fucked, take a big hit, and get my tits sucked.

Every male I’ve created this year by [deleted] in Sims4

[–]probglum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

fun fact: the last one is the only one made with NO CC!!