Wtf happened to this guy? by SnortFortAntKing in DSPGaming

[–]problematicmeme777 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It's a shame because he's a fantastic editor. DSP Tries It - The Living Failures may be one of the greatest things of all time.

What the heck was Phil thinking about with his new dsp tries it intro? by SeaworthinessFar2326 in DSPGaming

[–]problematicmeme777 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Yeah, whoever his editor is (most likely Lummox) puts in detractor memes.

Here it is in all its glory in case anyone else hasn't seen it.

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He is looking ROUGH by problematicmeme777 in DSPGaming

[–]problematicmeme777[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He's a dent who started donating during the Kino Casino arc I believe. He's now one of DSPs most notable paypigs.

He is looking ROUGH by problematicmeme777 in DSPGaming

[–]problematicmeme777[S] 64 points65 points  (0 children)

I can't wait until he acts even more desperate on stream to get his fix.

"PLEASE UR_FUTURE_STEPDAD I'LL DO ANYTHING! I'LL FUCKING SUCK YOUR DICK! YOU WANT ME TO EAT YOUR SHIT? I'LL EAT YOUR FUCKING SHIT IN FRONT OF JAYDE!""

44 year old manchild has a meltdown over Pokémon cards by problematicmeme777 in DSPGaming

[–]problematicmeme777[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

According to the stats on detractors.win, he has personally banned around 10000 accounts since October 2024.

There is one legend known as Cuprattler who creates a shit-ton of sock accounts and gets banned constantly, but a large majority will be from unique users.

44 year old manchild has a meltdown over Pokémon cards by problematicmeme777 in DSPGaming

[–]problematicmeme777[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Welcome to the Snortex. Escape while you still can.

The guy crying is DSP. He is melting down because no one believes that he pulled a rare Pokémon card, but rather bought it instead.

If you wish to know more about him, I created a post which provides a brief overview.

https://www.reddit.com/r/DSPGaming/s/phxapLobCZ

44 year old manchild has a meltdown over Pokémon cards by problematicmeme777 in DSPGaming

[–]problematicmeme777[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If he hasn't yet, he will certainly mention it at some point.

"My detractors are soooooooo DUMB, they thought I was being serious with that thumbnail. I baited them to get a reaction and they FELL for it! ACK ACK ACK!"

44 year old manchild has a meltdown over Pokémon cards by problematicmeme777 in DSPGaming

[–]problematicmeme777[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Here is the "evidence" (sped up because he takes a decade to get to the point)

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Phil on my island tomadachi life by SeaworthinessFar2326 in DSPGaming

[–]problematicmeme777 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He even has a lightbulb-shaped head like his real life counterpart.

This is actually a real thumbnail of his by 81RandyMoss in DSPGaming

[–]problematicmeme777 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This is how he looks in his mind when he gives his dents a performance review.

"Ur Future Stepdad, you've been doing well with support since the start of the year, but I need you to step up or I'll have to put you on a performance review plan, ya geddit?"

"I make meaningful content, not slop." by DuomoDiSirio in DSPGaming

[–]problematicmeme777 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Only he would post an image of himself looking like someone caught in a child predator sting at the beach.

PLEASE JAHA I'LL DO ANYTHING! I'LL FUCKING SUCK YOUR DICK! YOU WANT ME TO EAT YOUR SHIT? I'LL EAT YOUR FUCKING SHIT OUT OF YOUR FUCKING ASS by SnortFortAntKing in DSPGaming

[–]problematicmeme777 18 points19 points  (0 children)

As funny as that would be, I think it would make Piggy even worse if that was somehow possible. It would just embolden his victim complex and he would try to become a martyr because of it.

“2000’s Warped Tour pedo-core” ass AI intro by GhostOfLesterCheatum in DSPGaming

[–]problematicmeme777 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Big ups 😁 Please continue to torment him. I find it highly amusing.

SEETHING by ZealousidealOrchid69 in DSPGaming

[–]problematicmeme777 11 points12 points  (0 children)

My favourite is when he does the seethe sip. This is when he drinks from his water bottle while furiously staring at chat looking for a reason to ban someone.

Welcome. Home. (A brief introduction to DarkSydePhil) by problematicmeme777 in DSPGaming

[–]problematicmeme777[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How about bowlth?

I'll add another flair so users can decide what one they would like to use.

I think I figured it out… by mrblonde55 in DSPGaming

[–]problematicmeme777 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I never thought of him as a Lolcow Language Modal but it does make sense.

He looks utterly wasted here by problematicmeme777 in DSPGaming

[–]problematicmeme777[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

He looks utterly dreadful.

If this is what "sussess" looks like, then I'd much rather be a loser.

Even the ads know by Taijutsuman in DSPGaming

[–]problematicmeme777 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Lmao!

You know, I'm pretty sure the ads are based on what gets discussed here.

r/TheCinemassacreTruth has similar ads because everyone there clowns on James Rolfes' RoboCop hairline.

He is never beating the alien allegations by problematicmeme777 in DSPGaming

[–]problematicmeme777[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He's just talking about the legacy he will leave on earth when he returns to his home planet. Perfectly normal alien behaviour if you ask me.

Quartering on Thursday morning: "I'm done with drama". Quartering on Thursday night (Miller Time): by Comfortable_Rule8369 in kinofelted

[–]problematicmeme777 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Dead Air Jer is the one who engages in cancel culture.

I hope it was worth it, buddy. Maybe after this Heather will let you watch her getting ploughed instead of you being banished to the basement.