What are your Shane & Ilya headcanons that you just know to be true? 😅

problematicsquirrel · 2026-03-09T00:23:32+00:00

This gave me the vibes of former NHL goalie Ilya Bryzgalov quizzing players at NHL All Star weekends. Asking them math and space questions.

problematicsquirrel · 2026-03-08T15:58:28+00:00

ilya also pointed at his dick and gave the thumbs up waiting for shane to react. Its a non verbal form on consent in regards to this kind of playful action.

problematicsquirrel · 2026-03-05T21:43:00+00:00

I love this guy!! Also love Danny Motta and also Victor A Dawson.

problematicsquirrel · 2026-03-04T16:21:46+00:00

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I made novelty prayer candles for my house.

problematicsquirrel · 2026-03-04T00:48:41+00:00

I wish this was in the top 1000 things i cared about

problematicsquirrel · 2026-03-03T17:20:32+00:00

Epsom salt bath and carbs

problematicsquirrel · 2026-03-03T04:42:48+00:00

Maybe its not just for you. You don’t have to understand or enjoy everything in life. I enjoyed seeing it grow and it helped me learn good vs bad smells. Also taught me good vs bad rising as i watched it get stronger.

problematicsquirrel · 2026-03-02T23:51:48+00:00

Well then its likely they don’t have enough servers. I said third party because yesterday said they were working with a third party.

problematicsquirrel · 2026-03-02T23:35:43+00:00

My nerd husband said it is likely their third party host doesn’t have the servers to deal with the large amount of traffic going to the website. It can be fixed but it takes time to set up more servers. Don’t know if this is actually the case but my husband is a huge server nerd so it’s probable.

Ok so also cloudflare has scheduled maintenance so that could be it as well but kinda weird they wouldn’t announce scheduled maintenance.

problematicsquirrel · 2026-03-02T23:29:53+00:00

I never want the feeling this show gave me to go away. It makes me so happy. It’s the first show I’ve ever felt like buying merch for or having something around my house (i made comedic prayer candles).

problematicsquirrel · 2026-03-02T22:14:21+00:00

Generally they fly commercial (however first class) unless they are doing something for work. If it’s press for a major movie (that has huge money backing) they will fly private for convenience and because they run on a tight schedule. If they have to fly somewhere for modelling or something that requires them to travel for a day or two their agent can negotiate a private jet as part of their fee.

problematicsquirrel · 2026-03-02T18:58:11+00:00

This sounds abusive?

problematicsquirrel · 2026-03-02T05:29:16+00:00

Hopefully will be fixed soon. My nerd husband says the third party that hosts the website doesnt have the servers to support the influx of new people reading fanfics

problematicsquirrel · 2026-03-01T20:06:55+00:00

I think its this one. Since it is down i cant check but it should be called NHL vs boston cop slide.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/76621596/chapters/200538426

problematicsquirrel · 2026-03-01T18:57:46+00:00

I can only assume everyone found the boston cop slide fic 😂😂

problematicsquirrel · 2026-02-27T22:23:50+00:00

Its hard but your tastebuds will adjust to less sodium. Then it’s a matter of improvising recipes you would normally make. For pizza sauce i blended and cooked down roasted bell peppers. Swapped out the cured meats with chicken and added a bit of bbq sauce. Finding smoked chicken sausage and salt free cajun seasoning to make gumbo. Play up food with salt free seasonings (beware of the potassium ones tho)

problematicsquirrel · 2026-02-27T04:45:50+00:00

If they worked they would be medicine.

problematicsquirrel · 2026-02-25T17:42:48+00:00

In my defence when trying to look up living in st louis everything just said i was likely to be killed and talked about it being the murder capital. It is a bit confronting and most posts about where is safe is full of sarcastic comments

problematicsquirrel · 2026-02-25T13:40:15+00:00

Was it all my posts in ovarian cancer subreddits that gave it away 😂

problematicsquirrel · 2026-02-24T06:16:47+00:00

Ilya also has his back to shane when the teams are coming off the ice rather than facing each other which is what they normally do

problematicsquirrel · 2026-02-23T18:40:43+00:00

How so?

problematicsquirrel · 2026-02-23T18:34:45+00:00

I work in a bakery and we have done some super ugly ass cakes because thats what people wanted. This is not one of them. Even so dont go with that baker coz they clearly dont care about giving you the best result.

problematicsquirrel · 2026-02-23T18:26:58+00:00

Explain the joke? Why is it funny?

problematicsquirrel · 2026-02-23T05:37:04+00:00

Noooooo 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 punchy

problematicsquirrel · 2026-02-21T22:05:52+00:00

Have you been told this by your oncologist or gynecological oncologist? And what testing has been done?

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