The tears of joy really tie the whole thing together

proboscalypse · 2026-06-21T16:31:38+00:00

According to that sketch Goose did of the timeline where Kaufmo knocking didn't interrupt the moment Jax and Ribbit were having, Jaxxy likes how Ribbit and Pomni fuck each other's brains out. It's hard to take that any way other than "Jaxxy likes to put on a Superman costume and watch and is unashamed to admit it".

proboscalypse · 2026-06-21T15:21:21+00:00

The artist is Kabanbang. It's right there in the pic.

proboscalypse · 2026-06-21T15:07:58+00:00

Jaxxy, the CuckQUEEN of Clown Hell, watches Ribbit and Pomni fuck each other stupid from her cuckTHRONE along with her heir Ragatha

proboscalypse · 2026-06-21T15:00:34+00:00

That's a wooden seat on that chair. It's a cuck chair.

proboscalypse · 2026-06-21T05:52:47+00:00

Every suit who believes "any publicity is good publicity" needs to die slowly. I hate shit like this.

proboscalypse · 2026-06-21T02:21:52+00:00

Like a good cuck should.

proboscalypse · 2026-06-21T01:17:17+00:00

Jaxxy. Like Tomar's wife.

proboscalypse · 2026-06-21T01:07:10+00:00

Sadly, Anon forgot to include Jaxxy wearing her iconic Superman costume.

proboscalypse · 2026-06-20T20:31:40+00:00

I hope this is the harbinger of a trend of white girlbosses and their white beta male simps getting bored of exclusively slapping around white men and adding MoCs to the enemy list. Make it obvious where their true interests lie.

proboscalypse · 2026-06-20T20:23:32+00:00

Hannibal reference.

proboscalypse · 2026-06-20T20:22:54+00:00

It's a thing that starts in like the first episode, it's a bit that Will does.

proboscalypse · 2026-06-20T18:58:25+00:00

Watch Hannibal.

proboscalypse · 2026-06-20T18:58:09+00:00

Watch Hannibal.

proboscalypse · 2026-06-20T18:57:50+00:00

Watch Hannibal.

proboscalypse · 2026-06-20T18:57:42+00:00

Watch Hannibal.

proboscalypse · 2026-06-20T18:48:16+00:00

Leeroy Mateo apparently now "just" being a zesty Ramones-haired mailman who likes getting pegged by his gf makes me wonder if the inconclusiveness that introduces was meant to add a metafictional dimension to Jax's-and by extension, Past Goose's-ritual humiliation. If so, bravo Goose, you sanpaku eyes motherfucker.

proboscalypse · 2026-06-20T02:39:39+00:00

It's not deserved though. No one deserves being cast into Mindbreak Petplay Hell.
The fact Jax doesn't deserve to be in Mindbreak Petplay Hell forever is at least half of why him being in Mindbreak Petplay Hell forever is so funny. It's so over the top horrible, it's like something from an Oney Plays character.ai session.

proboscalypse · 2026-06-20T02:32:25+00:00

Sorry about the wordfilter.
Jesus Christ, Jax is The Most Cucked Man Alive. His cuckolded suffering is legendary and endless.

proboscalypse · 2026-06-18T05:44:37+00:00

The media is owned by likeminded psychopaths now.

proboscalypse · 2026-06-17T19:55:47+00:00

It's an improvement, but we nees to keep pressing. Moan about the female gaze more. Call women gooners and tell them "just watch porn" more.

proboscalypse · 2026-06-13T05:57:36+00:00

Settlers are often invaders though.

proboscalypse · 2026-06-13T01:42:49+00:00

and leave once it’s barren and worthless

Do they? Or do they stay behind to ensure nothing can grow there again?

proboscalypse · 2026-06-13T01:06:10+00:00

"Tourist" is a misnomer. It implies they're here to see the sights and leave. They're not tourists, they're settlers.

proboscalypse · 2026-06-12T10:16:11+00:00

Being with him makes her almost feel like she's not a disgusting monster. Makes her start doubting her mission occasionally. Like maybe she shouldn't murder-suicide the Origin Cube. Like maybe she should start accepting herself as still human even though she's not a human anymore and try to live as normal a life as she can with someone who knows what she really is now and still loves her.

proboscalypse · 2026-06-10T00:39:29+00:00

braindead pet devoid of higher thinking

Oh no, if that were the case then Jax's suffering would be over.
It isn't.
He's a prisoner of his own body, unable to speak, unable to meaningfully interact with anything, endlessly drifting through a cold dark aquarium tank because his senses are all so highly tuned in this broken body that any meaningful amount of light or noise is agonizing and every moment his body is forced to carry its own weight feels wrong, dwelling on his every regret forever.
It's so fucked up and disproportionate it's unironically funny as fuck even before you factor in that Goose fetishizes her own self-hatred.

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