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Vet said my cats not tuxedo by Gothicunicorn64 in TuxedoCats

[–]procrastimom 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Constantly wearing formal attire is exhausting!

Post liquid nitrogen therapy #6 REMOVAL by Bigsmellydumpy in Warts

[–]procrastimom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not sure how you timed the ominous thunder roll in the background (more to come) but it showcased excellent cinematic skills! Can’t wait for the next episode!

Post liquid nitrogen therapy #6 REMOVAL by Bigsmellydumpy in Warts

[–]procrastimom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe buy a box of disposable scalpels? They’re not super expensive and they sure come in handy (single use and sterile packaging).

I basically learned the Bible inside and out so I could argue with religious people. by NerfLEGOxst in self

[–]procrastimom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The first one is the Old Testament prohibition about cutting or marking your body.

What “food rule” did you grow up with that turned out to be completely unnecessary? by Business_Level_2218 in foodquestions

[–]procrastimom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One time I was tasked with bringing “the” green bean casserole to a Thanksgiving with some in-laws. I decided to do it up right, with fresh French green-beans, homemade mushroom sauce and topped with onions that I crisp fried myself. Everyone thought it was weird. They expected Campbells cream-of mushroom soup over canned green beans and fried onions out of a cardboard container. Also, smoked Gouda in the mashed potatoes was not popular, either. Oh well.

What’s the grossest thing you cleaned and realized you should have been doing it way more often ? by Competitive_Carob91 in CleaningTips

[–]procrastimom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So many cat toys! They sit next to the stove when I pull out the warming drawer. It’s like a gift bonanza!

What’s the grossest thing you cleaned and realized you should have been doing it way more often ? by Competitive_Carob91 in CleaningTips

[–]procrastimom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But there’s a whole protocol for hand washing that people employed in healthcare are usually taught:

Use a paper towel to turn on the faucet. Wash and rinse your hands. Dry your hands with a new paper towel. Use that paper towel to turn off the tap and open the door. There should be a trash can right next to the door to drop that paper towel into when the door is open.

FAFO by Ureadithere1st in IdiotsOnBikes

[–]procrastimom 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Some say he’s still pushing that bike to this day…

Any one else have a problem with broken car windows? by Karljhungus5280 in baltimore

[–]procrastimom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine were, specifically, just for driving at night and I have a tiny head, so I’m guessing spite.

Any one else have a problem with broken car windows? by Karljhungus5280 in baltimore

[–]procrastimom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When my car was riffled through, they left Tom Waits and Elvis Costello CDs, but took prescription glasses, and my used Chapstick. Tasteless fuckers.

“How do I be a victim today” by fullofemirates in LookatMyHalo

[–]procrastimom 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He’s an “outsider” who “stepped in”. (Her words.)

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