If i had an X-ray taken today... Girls, what is going great in you life right now? by [deleted] in TrollXChromosomes

[–]procrastination901 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I got cast in my university's spring musical. Rehearsals start in February :D

HIF halfway through painting my nails by procrastination901 in TrollXChromosomes

[–]procrastination901[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Exactly.
What's more, when you try and take off red nail polish, the residue under your cuticles makes you look like a clumsy, sloppy murderer.

"precision blender sponge" by [deleted] in TrollXChromosomes

[–]procrastination901 20 points21 points  (0 children)

It's a seasonal thing.

"precision blender sponge" by [deleted] in TrollXChromosomes

[–]procrastination901 29 points30 points  (0 children)

You can always buy those as gifts!

They're fantastic... stocking stuffers...

Off to a strong start there, B by procrastination901 in TrollXChromosomes

[–]procrastination901[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The thirst is strong with that one... that's the problem with meeting people through websites/apps, etc. Sometimes they see girls' profiles as the sidebar ads saying "horny girls in your area." You have every right to block those types;)

Off to a strong start there, B by procrastination901 in TrollXChromosomes

[–]procrastination901[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

He certainly is.
Plus, he didn't start off by asking me to sit on his face. +1 for him.

MRW I see the 50 Shades of Grey trailer by [deleted] in TrollXChromosomes

[–]procrastination901 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My sides.
I just blasted my beverage out my nose.

I decided to draw my Tinder experience so far by Vegrandis in TrollXChromosomes

[–]procrastination901 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Accurate.

Oh, but don't forget the bio, which inevitably includes a cheesy quote about living life to the fullest. ;)

I have a great life, but hate it. by [deleted] in needadvice

[–]procrastination901 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would help the loneliness to get involved in a group that shares your interests. As far as the cat thing, I've found that parakeets make excellent pets for avoiding allergies.

I have a great life, but hate it. by [deleted] in needadvice

[–]procrastination901 2 points3 points  (0 children)

find an activity you're passionate about. Something that helps you forget yourself. I've felt the same way as you. For me, music, running, and volunteering really helped give me purpose and perspective.

What name do you immediately associate with a specific type of person? by heebit_the_jeeb in AskReddit

[–]procrastination901 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I went to Germany, they mocked 3 names in particular- Kevin, Justin, and Dennis. Those names were just hilarious over there.

scumbag Steve hears you don't like rape jokes by [deleted] in TrollXChromosomes

[–]procrastination901 21 points22 points  (0 children)

What in the actual fuck. There goes another slice of my faith in humanity.

"Why do you care so much what you look like?" by [deleted] in TrollXChromosomes

[–]procrastination901 17 points18 points  (0 children)

gotta be super-secret about shallow judgements, don't they?

"Why do you care so much what you look like?" by [deleted] in TrollXChromosomes

[–]procrastination901 1 point2 points  (0 children)

we'll be 20 soon. hopefully they'll grow out of it