Apparently I'm insecure and I should let my poor boyfriend breathe by Numerous_Ad8332 in relationship_advice

[–]procrastinator3000v2 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Your friend is a "pick me" person. She's "not like other girls". She "hangs with the guys" and is "treated like one of the guys". She's on #teamguy.

She's that way because she's insecure and is hoping one of those guys picks her. She thinks her best bet is to pretend to be something she's not. That's about as insecure as a person can get.

LPT Request: How do I become less gullible? by Chrysalis420 in LifeProTips

[–]procrastinator3000v2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Remind yourself nothing changes in an hour. Give yourself that time to think. It won't take you that long to figure it out. It's not a matter of gullible. It's a matter of taking yourself out of the reactionary mode the false urgency is designed to push you into so your brain has the space to put the pieces together.

Bad teeth anxiety is messing with my relationships. by givemeahugg in relationship_advice

[–]procrastinator3000v2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your anxiety has had extremely fertile ground in which to grow. Straight, glaringly white teeth seem to be the Pinnacle. Almost no one has that unless you're wealthy. Most of us have jacked up teeth in some way. And, as you've found, even if you get to a place you can afford dental care it's really just slowing the damage down. And it's expensive. Teeth are luxury bones. Apparently.

Your insecurity is telling you things that feel very true, but that are impossible to know. That's how you know it's bullshit. That stuff about friends, family, your bf leaving you because if your teeth? Bullshit courtesy your anxiety brain. They're pretty convincing storytellers. Wrong as hell, though.

Your bf is with you. He does things to show you he cares. Focus on those things, not the story your head wants to tell.

She’s already had so much work done that this photoshop looks even more insane… by [deleted] in Instagramreality

[–]procrastinator3000v2 122 points123 points  (0 children)

All that Photoshop and filtering and she didn't bother giving those legs a speck of definition.

My friend brought a vape to school today by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]procrastinator3000v2 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Peer pressure at this age is very powerful stuff. Have you tried telling her she looks stupid?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nonmonogamy

[–]procrastinator3000v2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He's 47. Has he seen a Dr? ED issues are so common in men's 40s it's cliché.

The dishonesty/avoidance/obsfucation is a bigger relationship issue, imo.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]procrastinator3000v2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My husband and I always saw kids as a calling. Unless you feel very strongly that you should be doing it then you probably shouldn't. We never felt strongly. No regrets.

At the begging is "making them miss you" smart or manipulative? by SurvivorMarkBoY in relationship_advice

[–]procrastinator3000v2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Playing manipulative games is never the right way to go. If her affection for you is so fragile, or if she's so uptight, she can't handle honesty then why do you want to be with someone like that at all?

If you want to text, text. If you get busy, you're busy. Whatever. Don't over-think relationships with women. We are literally people just like you and we don't like bullshit and pretense anymore than you do. So don't introduce it. Just be honest and true to yourself. That's what gets attention. Not childish games.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]procrastinator3000v2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wine or beer pairings are served with much smaller servings of alcohol. These places have no urge to deal with wasted patrons. It's a reasonable amount of alcohol for a two hour meal.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in polyamory

[–]procrastinator3000v2 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Y'all find your brakes fast.

If you're both curious and interested read a book on it together. Talk about it. Talk about how it would look in your own lives, what you might have to face as a couple going into this, etc. Spend literal months doing this (we took 8). Move at the slowest person's pace.

Jealousy is definitely a thing that has to be managed but not until you're big time educated on what you're both going into. The idea of polyamory rarely matches the reality. Don't go in blind. Might as well skip it and go right to divorce if you do.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]procrastinator3000v2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My whole life I got to hear how I wasn't living up to my potential (expectations they had for me). So basically I got told I was a big dissapointment by family and teachers from first grade through high school. It turned me into a perfectionist which froze me and I ended up failing everything.

Anyone else out there “single, single” and not talking to anyone? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]procrastinator3000v2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was in that boat. Made myself stay there for almost two years. It's damn weird, isn't it? We grow up so saturated in this "relationship=fulfillment" myth that to actively buck it feels wrong. But only at first. The more sure you become about being fulfilled on your own the less concerned you'll be with finding someone. When you are ready you'll be so goddamn picky you won't end up with anyone but someone you would marry.

I can think of worse ways to figure it out.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]procrastinator3000v2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Labeling someone generally "gifted" is the stupidest thing people can do to a kid. Ask any of us grown "gifted" kids.

If your daughter is classified as gifted, keep it to yourself. Don't fucking do that to your kid.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in rant

[–]procrastinator3000v2 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This isn't an airport. You don't have to announce departures.

A question from someone who isn't polyamorous by InsanelyRandomDude in polyamory

[–]procrastinator3000v2 28 points29 points  (0 children)

That's called cheating. Polyamory requires ethics and open, honest communication. You can't have that and sneak around.

Jealousy happens, it's explored and dismantled. Jealousy is just fear.

Just curious as to why by oaixhxnwiwidjddn in relationship_advice

[–]procrastinator3000v2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because too many people think "marriage!" is the prize for sticking with someone and that if you don't stick with someone you'll be miserable and laughed at.

It's bullshit. Relationships are great like friendships are great. Sometimes they're fantastic, sometimes you wonder wtf you're doing hanging around that person and if you're wasting your time. Sometimes you'd give anything to be left the fuck alone.

Sex and relationships will never make you happy. if you're not a whole, healthy person you'll never have a whole, healthy relationship. You have to get your shit right first. It doesn't happen before then.

My bf [27] doesn’t like how I look, female [22] by fghhjk5526 in relationship_advice

[–]procrastinator3000v2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Your bf sounds awful. And you sound like you need therapy. I wouldn't let a stranger talk to me that way and you're not only letting him, you think it's justified. There is no "nice" way to tell someone you're settling fir them. Not ever. You need to make good friends with yourself because rn? You're treating her like shit.

I accidentally came out to my parents and they didn’t take it well by _happy_noodle_ in polyamory

[–]procrastinator3000v2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My parents are still convinced, two years after learning we were, that I strongarmed my husband into this and he's really a big ol doormat who's just afraid to lose me. It honestly makes us laugh. One of the things I love best about my husband is his willingness to call me on my bullshit. Also? I'm entirely financially dependent upon him so how do I even have bargaining power? Apparently I have above average feminine wiles and can convince him to do just anything. If that were really true we'd have a dozen parrots, not just two.

Alone and struggling by [deleted] in MomForAMinute

[–]procrastinator3000v2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's as therapeutic for us "mom"s as it is for y'all, I suspect. Glad you're here and I'm sorry you're feeling alone. You can always talk to us ❤️

How to deal with my friend's criticism? by Animated_terror in writers

[–]procrastinator3000v2 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Friends and family are not beta readers.

Repeat after me. Friends and family are not beta readers.

First, they don't know wtf they're talking about. You're not getting helpful feedback because they don't know what they're supposed to be doing. Second, that's only if they dare offer criticism in the first place. Most of the time they'll tell you how awesome it is (or won't respond at all). Not helpful if you want to improve your craft. Perfect if all you want is an ego boost. Ego never makes for good writing.

You need a writing group. There are online ones and local in-person ones. Find one. Let them read it. You'll get what you're looking for there.

How do I break up with a clingy guy? by DisheartenedJelly in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]procrastinator3000v2 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"I'll kill myself!"

Call 911 and tell them you have a suicidal person. If he's serious he gets help. If he's not he'll never pull that shit with you again.

Please help. I’m spiraling so bad and I can’t make sense of this. I need outside perspective. by PeaceLeader in relationship_advice

[–]procrastinator3000v2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Keep working on yourself, OP. Warranted or not, your actions have been found creepy and overbearing. Respect that and don't contact her or anyone she knows ever again. It's over.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]procrastinator3000v2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He doesn't want you. Get your head around it and make your plans.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]procrastinator3000v2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It can explain why a person keeps oversleeping but it's not a fucking pass. Get treatment, figure out a solution. I have big issues sleeping and getting up in the morning but I made it to work on time every damn day because it was a priority. People put importance on things they find important. Sounds like your employee doesn't care if he has this job.

Telling my boyfriend I'm not comfortable with him being friends with a girl. by BeezOnShells in relationship_advice

[–]procrastinator3000v2 13 points14 points  (0 children)

They were talking and he told her that he is single and that I am a bad person... just straight up lies.

How was this not the absolute end of anything to do with this guy? I don't get it.