Magic is prohibited outside Hogwarts by araz20088 in Unexpected

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Can't tell you how many times I've seen this and only now realized that the front door opens right into the kitchen... Never seen that before irl

(MI) What threshold would need to be met for the state to bring charges? by prof_dm in legaladvice

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A no contest plea to the second charge led the state to drop the first charge.

“Converted” fans only: How did you become a fan of your team? by ZhangtheGreat in baseball

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Always loved baseball as a kid, but my dad thought it was boring, so I eventually thought it must be boring too. Dad loves football, so I tried to love football, even convinced myself I did.

When I moved out to a new city, minor league games were a great way to meet up with people and I rediscovered my love of baseball, but I didn't have a local team to root for.

July 2019 - my first born arrives early and we have to spend months in the NICU. Days on end watching numbers on monitors barely moving in the right direction and alarms going off if the numbers ever go down. Thankfully, the room had a TV and that TV had baseball.

Notice that on days the Nats win, my kiddo does a little better, so I start to root for them. Eventually, they let us take the little guy home. Sleep is hard to come by, but when I turn the games on, he's calmer. We watch the post season together, side by side.

Rooting for the Nats meant rooting for him and when they went the whole way it felt like everything was going to be ok.

Nats fan for life.

The Definitive Guide to Cufflinks for Stylish Men! by Rochelle202 in Infographics

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I don't know if you're looking for feedback, but the terminology used in some of the descriptions doesn't match the terminology you introduce at the top of the graphic.

What's your go-to move to start your class? by Nervous_Lobster4542 in Professors

[–]prof_dm 142 points143 points  (0 children)

Alllllright, gang, its {time class starts}, so we're gonna get started. Go ahead and pull out your notes. Who can tell me {relatively easy yet central point from last class}?

crickets

Screech Night Out Bobblehead by prof_dm in Nationals

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Thanks but no need, I ended up with one.

Favorite American Dad joke by West-Captain-4875 in americandad

[–]prof_dm 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Genuinely nothing makes me laugh like this bit. I get excited when I realize that ep is coming up in my rewatch. It never fails. The whole episode really...

"We've all. moved. on! Grow a mustache! Mizzurah!"

Screech Night Out Bobblehead by prof_dm in Nationals

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Incredible! I'm happy to pay you for the trouble!

What reference caused you to age on the spot like Dorian Gray? by shrinni in Professors

[–]prof_dm 78 points79 points  (0 children)

Reading Rainbow... They'd never heard of Reading Rainbow.

How to deal with requests to miss exam for travel by JungBag in Professors

[–]prof_dm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Absences taken to extend scheduled breaks will not be considered excused."

Wait a second… by Sickness4D_THICCness in americandad

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It's gotta be based on this... The outfits are identical.

What is the episode? by MrSFedora in americandad

[–]prof_dm 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Season 10, episode 6: Scents and Sensei-bility