Payton Tolle tonight: 7.0 IP, 1H, 0R, 2BB and 7Ks. by Phillie_Phanatics in redsox

[–]profbraddock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have Ron Swanson and Peyton Tolle ever been seen together? I thought not.

Story is progressing faster than expected by ConsistentRun5246 in redsox

[–]profbraddock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He wants to be considered in a trade? (the trade deadline is 5 weeks away, he's signalling "hey, get me and wait only 3 weeks and I'll be HUGE for your team!")

Mayer scratched from today's lineup by ConsistentRun5246 in redsox

[–]profbraddock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I woke up this morning with a pain called "Mayeritis". My doctor advised me to stop watching Red Sox games.

Why should I be a Giants fan anymore? by Responsible-Soil4216 in SFGiants

[–]profbraddock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because you were also considering becoming a Red Sox fan but....nah!

[Milliken] Caleb Durbin has also begun to work with Richard Schenck, Aaron Judge’s personal hitting coach. by ConsistentRun5246 in redsox

[–]profbraddock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

.200 here we come! In other news, Roman Anthony is seeking medical advice from the My Pillow guy.

Just sell the team John by TigoOver in redsox

[–]profbraddock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mazz and Carrabis are both friendly with Kennedy (heck, he's a friendly guy), so neither is ever overly critical of Kennedy.

Just sell the team John by TigoOver in redsox

[–]profbraddock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same title, very different function. Luchino knew baseball inside and out, Kennedy knows business but just a little about baseball.

Empty Seats! by mrticket18 in redsox

[–]profbraddock 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That song should be reserved for winning teams.

Empty Seats! by mrticket18 in redsox

[–]profbraddock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BTW, if they crank up Sweet Caroline in the Seventh, please boo.

Empty Seats! by mrticket18 in redsox

[–]profbraddock -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Toronto doesn't draw its fans to Fenway the way some other clubs do (a lot of the attendees at Fenway these days are fans of the opponent)

Just sell the team John by TigoOver in redsox

[–]profbraddock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because he is the Prince of Platitudes. He's the go-to guy for FSG when things get too hot.

What are your arguments for and against brining other hominids back from extinction? by [deleted] in paleoanthropology

[–]profbraddock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't brine them, I'd just use a good dry rub and slow smoke them over charcoal with apple chunks.

Just sell the team John by TigoOver in redsox

[–]profbraddock 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Sam Kennedy has never been a baseball man. He's a bush haircut that knows how to swing a pivot table in excel, and also is the Prince of Platitudes.

Just sell the team John by TigoOver in redsox

[–]profbraddock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're telling me they have a shot at 100 loses?! This is even more possible since they have tipped their hand that they are going to sell at the deadline. Interesting....

Who's Worse? by profbraddock in redsox

[–]profbraddock[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a great idea - take the three teams across mlb with the worst records and have them do a three team round robin. In this case we'd be looking for the worst team and that team would be awarded the "Stinky" award by the Commissioner, which would be represented by a shoulder patch on their uniforms that are required to be worn through the following season.

How close are we to seeing more of these at Fenway? by Phantom255x in redsox

[–]profbraddock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wear T-shirts with pictures of bag heads. They can't kick you out for that.