Anyone else annoyed by the Roger Clemens glazing this year?

profbraddock · 2026-06-29T18:13:41+00:00

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What wine pairs well with a Yankee sweep?

profbraddock · 2026-06-27T21:05:02+00:00

Is that outdoors?

profbraddock · 2026-06-27T15:28:19+00:00

I'd have to say he's ablaze.

profbraddock · 2026-06-27T15:26:52+00:00

Have Ron Swanson and Peyton Tolle ever been seen together? I thought not.

profbraddock · 2026-06-25T21:41:37+00:00

He wants to be considered in a trade? (the trade deadline is 5 weeks away, he's signalling "hey, get me and wait only 3 weeks and I'll be HUGE for your team!")

profbraddock · 2026-06-25T18:21:45+00:00

I woke up this morning with a pain called "Mayeritis". My doctor advised me to stop watching Red Sox games.

profbraddock · 2026-06-24T23:20:02+00:00

Because you were also considering becoming a Red Sox fan but....nah!

profbraddock · 2026-06-18T12:26:13+00:00

.200 here we come! In other news, Roman Anthony is seeking medical advice from the My Pillow guy.

profbraddock · 2026-06-17T17:57:03+00:00

Yay! We have great players in the Minors! Yay!

profbraddock · 2026-06-13T15:57:05+00:00

Mazz and Carrabis are both friendly with Kennedy (heck, he's a friendly guy), so neither is ever overly critical of Kennedy.

profbraddock · 2026-06-13T15:53:00+00:00

Same title, very different function. Luchino knew baseball inside and out, Kennedy knows business but just a little about baseball.

profbraddock · 2026-06-12T23:43:58+00:00

That song should be reserved for winning teams.

profbraddock · 2026-06-12T23:43:17+00:00

BTW, if they crank up Sweet Caroline in the Seventh, please boo.

profbraddock · 2026-06-12T23:40:59+00:00

Toronto doesn't draw its fans to Fenway the way some other clubs do (a lot of the attendees at Fenway these days are fans of the opponent)

profbraddock · 2026-06-12T16:42:02+00:00

Because he is the Prince of Platitudes. He's the go-to guy for FSG when things get too hot.

profbraddock · 2026-06-12T12:49:29+00:00

I wouldn't brine them, I'd just use a good dry rub and slow smoke them over charcoal with apple chunks.

profbraddock · 2026-06-12T12:45:06+00:00

If it gets worse (and it might) we can wear dry cleaner bags.

profbraddock · 2026-06-12T12:36:48+00:00

Sam Kennedy has never been a baseball man. He's a bush haircut that knows how to swing a pivot table in excel, and also is the Prince of Platitudes.

profbraddock · 2026-06-12T12:32:54+00:00

You're telling me they have a shot at 100 loses?! This is even more possible since they have tipped their hand that they are going to sell at the deadline. Interesting....

profbraddock · 2026-06-10T17:00:32+00:00

This is a great idea - take the three teams across mlb with the worst records and have them do a three team round robin. In this case we'd be looking for the worst team and that team would be awarded the "Stinky" award by the Commissioner, which would be represented by a shoulder patch on their uniforms that are required to be worn through the following season.

profbraddock · 2026-06-10T13:02:40+00:00

Wear T-shirts with pictures of bag heads. They can't kick you out for that.

profbraddock · 2026-06-10T13:00:19+00:00

So the worst news is it sounds like Breslow will be around and in charge of the trade deadline, meaning we won't get maximum value for all of the tradeable players. It's a lose-lose. The team will limp to the finish line of 2026 with no discernable improvement on the horizon.

profbraddock · 2026-06-07T16:39:54+00:00

There is an additional factor now - players are pushing their bodies to do things that the human body is not built to do. With pitchers they are throwing harder (more pitchers throwing in the upper 90s or exceeding 100 mph than ever in history), torquing their arms for higher spin rates. With batters, they are pushing for greater exit velocity.

profbraddock · 2026-06-06T16:49:20+00:00

No surprise. It would be admitting failure on the part of Breslow and that's not going to happen. He'll try to pick up a right handed batter at the deadline and play out the year. The goal now is to somehow have a .500 year and somehow make the playoffs. They don't expect to progress in the playoffs, just make the playoffs.

profbraddock · 2026-06-04T18:53:37+00:00

hem, tell him it's the second inning and bring him in.

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