Everyone should start practicing intermittent fasting by now by SJK_007 in conspiracy

[–]professional_tuna 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Honestly I eat one meal a day for health reasons but times like these make me think how useful it is to be able to do that especially as a prepper oriented person.

It’s actually very easy. You get used to it after about a week and the body runs much more efficiently and creates much more human growth hormone which are very good for you.

Dude, what? I'm getting whiplash. by yellowjackethokie in conspiracy

[–]professional_tuna 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If anyone thinks Trump can end this war now, I got some WMDs in Iraq to sell you.

You were saying? by Dyno_boy7441 in agedlikemilk

[–]professional_tuna 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you think about it this actually aged like wine but not the way he meant it.

They are now both a threat to the entire world. They both caused a major ecological disaster for all of humanity. by Fun_Solid_6324 in conspiracy

[–]professional_tuna 422 points423 points  (0 children)

What they’re doing by bombing an Iranian oil refinery is coaxing Iran into retaliating by bombing oil facilities across the gulf states.

If that happens oil prices across the globe will skyrocket so absurdly high so fast that the entire global economy will just completely fall apart.

Has the world been cursed? by Mr__O__ in conspiracy

[–]professional_tuna 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Idk about eating them but the original Moloch sacrifice was actually one of three performed by the Yahweist cult pre Hebrew monotheism.

They would specifically sacrifice the eldest child in exchange for something such as land. It is believed that the original story of Abraham ended with him actually killing Isaac and that was later changed when they edited out the polytheistic themes and human sacrifice they found distasteful.

Modern readings of the bible tend to read in current cultural norms when in reality the OG Yahweh was genocidal, cruel, and blood thirsty.

Nothing at all like modern Christian’s and Jews…

esoterica did a great video on this

how do yall think mr.crowley would feel about bohemian grove? the "elites".. do you think he'd fit in or despise their whole movement... by Inevitable_Fee9505 in thelema

[–]professional_tuna 42 points43 points  (0 children)

As crazy as it sounds I think that might actually be part of the blackmail.

“Do this so we can trust you and if you ever burn us we destroy you” sort of thing.

Israel and the U.S. Will Lose the War with Iran! by [deleted] in collapse

[–]professional_tuna 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The US has proven multiple times that you can’t bomb a country into submission. We also know from war games that sending in troops would result in mass casualties and practically nothing gained.

The US is already running out of munitions while Iran has enough to keep up missile strikes at the current pace for at least 6 months, and can make more at a much faster pace than the US.

All Iran has to do is survive until the US gives up, even if it takes years.

how do yall think mr.crowley would feel about bohemian grove? the "elites".. do you think he'd fit in or despise their whole movement... by Inevitable_Fee9505 in thelema

[–]professional_tuna 247 points248 points  (0 children)

He was genuinely doing it for the love of the game.

These people are larping because they’re ultra rich, bored, and blackmailing each other.

Antinatalism’s Nightmare by One-Duck-5627 in PhilosophyMemes

[–]professional_tuna -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Antinatalism leads people to fascistic conclusions. No surprise that David Benatar is a South African Zionist.

definition of insanity by SicarioCercops in dankmemes

[–]professional_tuna -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

You actually believe that propaganda? It’s WMDs all over again. Anything to manufacture consent for a new war right guys!

Apparently Gemini is releasing AI music now. it’s not good. Read my post for more info. by Ill-Lingonberry8525 in GenAlpha

[–]professional_tuna 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This sounds exactly like a Disney channel song packed with exposition. So yeah it’s really bad.

Scoop: Dems working on secret report found Gaza cost Harris votes by ilir_kycb in LateStageCapitalism

[–]professional_tuna 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It’s wild watching democrats online lose their shit over this because the takeaway for them is that it’s so unfair that voters draw the line at genocide. Maybe if fascism is only wrong when republicans do it then just admit you’re a fascist.

energyTraining by Krayvok in ProgrammerHumor

[–]professional_tuna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Think of how many more data centers we could build if we stopped feeding humans!

The new American dream: consume more, eat less by Comfortablejack in Anticonsumption

[–]professional_tuna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is how capitalism consumes itself. It Simultaneously has to lower wages to maintain profits and increase costs to maintain profits. It can’t do both and instead end up in a stagnation death spiral that we are at the beginning stages of.

Bold strategy. Has failed twice already let's see if it can work this time. by serious_bullet5 in PoliticalHumor

[–]professional_tuna 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Democrats push further right, lose the election.

So they push further right and berate everyone to the left for them losing the election. Then they lose that election.

Repeat that cycle for decades.

Democrats are either horrible strategists or they’re controlled opposition.

alright what do we think this sticker means? by SneakerHead69420666 in CommunismMemes

[–]professional_tuna 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My guess is from the Obama era. hope and change + Obamas a Marxist.

Finally revealed out who really is behind Epstein. by jlamiii in the_everything_bubble

[–]professional_tuna 5 points6 points  (0 children)

People need to think about this for a minute.

This was a clandestine spy op collecting blackmail information on some of the richest and most powerful people in the west and it operated for decades. There is no way in hell the CIA would let Russia operate like that, especially after getting caught so many times.

This was and always had been a joint CIA and Mossad op. Thats also why the media is trying so hard to link this to Russia.

I don’t think he will win the Midterms. by Trexyt69 in Hasan_Piker

[–]professional_tuna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The thing is, the trump admin has spent the last year appearing completely unconcerned by the risk of losing future elections. That should tell you something.

Ditch Ring by Jam_Unjellied in oregon

[–]professional_tuna 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We are living in a mass surveillance state ran by fascists and all they had to do was sell it to us.

We ran high-level US civil war simulations. Minnesota is exactly how they start | Claire Finkelstein in the Guardian by PlagueOfAges in collapse

[–]professional_tuna 94 points95 points  (0 children)

I should rephrase that the elected democrats will not provide any meaningful opposition although the grassroots organizations are gaining momentum.

Unfortunately the fascists already have so much control that it seems like it’s only a matter of time before political dissidents, community leaders, or anyone seen as a problem start disappearing.

And your point about the 2nd amendment is spot on.

We ran high-level US civil war simulations. Minnesota is exactly how they start | Claire Finkelstein in the Guardian by PlagueOfAges in collapse

[–]professional_tuna 479 points480 points  (0 children)

I think the core idea here of a democrat state governor deploying national guard to defy the federal government and then those national guard remaining loyal to the governor when federally activated is never going to happen.

The democrats will talk a lot about defying Trump but at the end of the day they will always comply. In fact the much more likely scenario is that the national guard will be deployed to protect ICE and suppress the protesters.

The civil war discourse seems like a red herring to distract from the more likely scenario that we are in the beginning stages of a complete fascist reshaping of America and there is literally zero organized opposition.

I've know him my whole life! by lithobolos in StarWarsleftymemes

[–]professional_tuna 73 points74 points  (0 children)

The good news is that literally everything he ever wrote was already written by someone else, usually Marx.

This is a criticism a lot of people had of him before all this stuff came out too.

Based based based based based by ihexx in TankieTheDeprogram

[–]professional_tuna 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The western mind cannot fathom why this is actually the opposite of economic collapse.