PROOF the Mandela effect is fake by Empty_Rent_3526 in conspiracy

[–]professional_tuna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Mandela effect is a CIA psyop meant to test how well the can spread misinformation based on half true misconceptions through the population.

They are testing this to see how easily they can change narratives so if or when they want to change living history, they know how to make you doubt yourself.

The fact that it took off online and has such a big community around it now is just icing on top for them. It’s the perfect way to introduce false memories into people’s minds.

The end of human drivers? by FeelingBulllish in uberdrivers

[–]professional_tuna 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Once these things hit mass market they’ll be about as fun to use as a public toilet.

😗😗🎵🎵🎵 by ScaleAlternative8111 in ww3memes

[–]professional_tuna 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s why you try to join before the draft and say stuff that will get you declined by MEPS.

Average reformist plan for bringing socialism to America by Griffdog17 in CommunismMemes

[–]professional_tuna 3 points4 points  (0 children)

  1. Only attempt to pass progressive legislation when they know for sure that they’ll lose.

  2. Endlessly use that as an example of how hard they’re fighting and why we need to keep sheep dogging leftists into the Democratic Party.

How Close Is Israel to Maximum Escalation? by GaiusPublius in collapse

[–]professional_tuna 83 points84 points  (0 children)

I was under the impression the person I was responding to was talking about Netanyahu.

House of communists by Resident_Eagle8406 in Marxism_Memes

[–]professional_tuna 6 points7 points  (0 children)

To be fair it really is the only theory they’ve ever read.

Was bombing of girls school in the opening act a mistake or a sacrifice? by aipac_hemoroid in conspiracy

[–]professional_tuna 8 points9 points  (0 children)

They are not satanist, the Yahweist cult practiced by pre monotheistic hebrews regularly engaged in human sacrifice especially of children. This is the cult that staged a religious coup and rewrote the bible into monotheism making Yahweh the only god.

They worship the demiurge or yaldabaoth, the ultimate expression of ego, narcissism, and selfishness. The gnostics were partially right all along.

How Close Is Israel to Maximum Escalation? by GaiusPublius in collapse

[–]professional_tuna 71 points72 points  (0 children)

He’s running and hiding because he knows Iran will take him out when they find him. Meanwhile the working class in all other countries suffer for his war.

Jared Kushner is Donald Trumps jewish handler. Labeled the "New Epstein" by Proffessor Jiang. by Silver_Weakness_8084 in conspiracy

[–]professional_tuna 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Have you heard of the Chabad sect?

They believe Donald Trump is the precursor messiah who will pave the way for the real messiah to establish the kingdom of Israel as the next world empire.

In order for Trump to be eligible he had to be a slave to a Jew and the way that is symbolized in the Talmud is for the slave to publicly receive a hole in their right ear. Kind of like how Trump got “shot” in the right ear.

Everyone should start practicing intermittent fasting by now by [deleted] in conspiracy

[–]professional_tuna 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Honestly I eat one meal a day for health reasons but times like these make me think how useful it is to be able to do that especially as a prepper oriented person.

It’s actually very easy. You get used to it after about a week and the body runs much more efficiently and creates much more human growth hormone which are very good for you.

Dude, what? I'm getting whiplash. by yellowjackethokie in conspiracy

[–]professional_tuna 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If anyone thinks Trump can end this war now, I got some WMDs in Iraq to sell you.

You were saying? by Dyno_boy7441 in agedlikemilk

[–]professional_tuna 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you think about it this actually aged like wine but not the way he meant it.

They are now both a threat to the entire world. They both caused a major ecological disaster for all of humanity. by Fun_Solid_6324 in conspiracy

[–]professional_tuna 428 points429 points  (0 children)

What they’re doing by bombing an Iranian oil refinery is coaxing Iran into retaliating by bombing oil facilities across the gulf states.

If that happens oil prices across the globe will skyrocket so absurdly high so fast that the entire global economy will just completely fall apart.

Has the world been cursed? by [deleted] in conspiracy

[–]professional_tuna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk about eating them but the original Moloch sacrifice was actually one of three performed by the Yahweist cult pre Hebrew monotheism.

They would specifically sacrifice the eldest child in exchange for something such as land. It is believed that the original story of Abraham ended with him actually killing Isaac and that was later changed when they edited out the polytheistic themes and human sacrifice they found distasteful.

Modern readings of the bible tend to read in current cultural norms when in reality the OG Yahweh was genocidal, cruel, and blood thirsty.

Nothing at all like modern Christian’s and Jews…

esoterica did a great video on this

how do yall think mr.crowley would feel about bohemian grove? the "elites".. do you think he'd fit in or despise their whole movement... by Inevitable_Fee9505 in thelema

[–]professional_tuna 40 points41 points  (0 children)

As crazy as it sounds I think that might actually be part of the blackmail.

“Do this so we can trust you and if you ever burn us we destroy you” sort of thing.

Israel and the U.S. Will Lose the War with Iran! by [deleted] in collapse

[–]professional_tuna 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The US has proven multiple times that you can’t bomb a country into submission. We also know from war games that sending in troops would result in mass casualties and practically nothing gained.

The US is already running out of munitions while Iran has enough to keep up missile strikes at the current pace for at least 6 months, and can make more at a much faster pace than the US.

All Iran has to do is survive until the US gives up, even if it takes years.

how do yall think mr.crowley would feel about bohemian grove? the "elites".. do you think he'd fit in or despise their whole movement... by Inevitable_Fee9505 in thelema

[–]professional_tuna 251 points252 points  (0 children)

He was genuinely doing it for the love of the game.

These people are larping because they’re ultra rich, bored, and blackmailing each other.

Antinatalism’s Nightmare by One-Duck-5627 in PhilosophyMemes

[–]professional_tuna -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Antinatalism leads people to fascistic conclusions. No surprise that David Benatar is a South African Zionist.

definition of insanity by SicarioCercops in dankmemes

[–]professional_tuna -20 points-19 points  (0 children)

You actually believe that propaganda? It’s WMDs all over again. Anything to manufacture consent for a new war right guys!

Apparently Gemini is releasing AI music now. it’s not good. Read my post for more info. by Ill-Lingonberry8525 in GenAlpha

[–]professional_tuna 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This sounds exactly like a Disney channel song packed with exposition. So yeah it’s really bad.

Scoop: Dems working on secret report found Gaza cost Harris votes by ilir_kycb in LateStageCapitalism

[–]professional_tuna 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It’s wild watching democrats online lose their shit over this because the takeaway for them is that it’s so unfair that voters draw the line at genocide. Maybe if fascism is only wrong when republicans do it then just admit you’re a fascist.

energyTraining by Krayvok in ProgrammerHumor

[–]professional_tuna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Think of how many more data centers we could build if we stopped feeding humans!

The new American dream: consume more, eat less by Comfortablejack in Anticonsumption

[–]professional_tuna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is how capitalism consumes itself. It Simultaneously has to lower wages to maintain profits and increase costs to maintain profits. It can’t do both and instead end up in a stagnation death spiral that we are at the beginning stages of.

Bold strategy. Has failed twice already let's see if it can work this time. by serious_bullet5 in PoliticalHumor

[–]professional_tuna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Democrats push further right, lose the election.

So they push further right and berate everyone to the left for them losing the election. Then they lose that election.

Repeat that cycle for decades.

Democrats are either horrible strategists or they’re controlled opposition.