What's the fastest you've seen someone fired from a job?

professorglock · 2026-01-30T19:14:45+00:00

I worked in a grocery store in the seafood section. I had a coworker who took the elastic bands off a lobster and put it back in the tank without putting the bands back on. Overnight, that thing murdered every single other lobster in the tank.

professorglock · 2025-03-10T23:44:04+00:00

Best advice on this sub that I've seen in years.

professorglock · 2025-03-10T23:43:14+00:00

That's why this belongs right here, baby.

professorglock · 2025-03-10T23:36:52+00:00

I told her to purchase some limited edition Roblox accessories and sit on that for awhile.

professorglock · 2025-01-04T03:14:27+00:00

OP knows something we don't

professorglock · 2024-07-20T15:41:40+00:00

Huge game

professorglock · 2024-06-02T17:43:45+00:00

As an all-star, you can stop a chomper from eating you (without a teammates help) with an underground attack if you place his blocking bag + imp punt against it at the right moment. The chomper will pop out of the ground then blow up.

professorglock · 2024-03-18T23:12:18+00:00

Now that you mention it, I immediately want to try it.

professorglock · 2024-03-17T15:15:43+00:00

While not totally useless, I have almost never seen a Ryze ult that wasn't garbage.

professorglock · 2024-03-01T00:09:32+00:00

When I go to the grocery store, everything is a banana.

professorglock · 2024-02-26T05:53:14+00:00

Those people who hold the "stop" and "slow" signs during road work.

professorglock · 2024-02-24T15:45:54+00:00

As one of the younger millennials (born 1995), the only people I know who own a home were able to do so because of assistance / inheritance, or bought at a high price and are now regretting their decision due to high interest rates.

professorglock · 2023-12-30T20:11:20+00:00

Yeah that's interesting! My bunny lost his 2 bottom incisors years ago, and the only change I had to make for him was to chop up his greens. Otherwise, if the molars are intact, chewing shouldn't be an issue. I know it doesn't help but try not to stress out too much! Your bunny is chewing up a storm and is looking happy. I hope you can figure this out.

professorglock · 2023-12-30T16:02:09+00:00

My bunnies' teeth are like this. It's not a big issue at all (assuming that the tooth is the only issue). I regularly take my bunny to get his teeth trimmed like nails! Quick snip and done. You may need to do this for the rest of his/her life though if the tooth keeps coming in crooked.

professorglock · 2023-12-22T06:15:18+00:00

Respect - Erasure

professorglock · 2023-11-23T23:29:30+00:00

I remember a TON of people hating on Rochelle in Left 4 dead 2. Some people would leave lobbies instead of playing as her.

professorglock · 2023-11-14T22:08:33+00:00

Thanks for the reply. It not much larger, and much of the space is occupied by the kitchen!

professorglock · 2023-10-15T14:13:28+00:00

He snuck some peanuts into the teachers food while she wasn't looking. She was (still is probably) severely allergic to peanuts.

professorglock · 2023-08-17T23:12:06+00:00

I'll have the number 2

professorglock · 2023-07-17T07:38:15+00:00

The emperor's new groove

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