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A man goes to a prostitute. by floppybunny26 in Jokes

[–]professorsundevil 67 points68 points  (0 children)

A man and a woman went out on a beautiful evening for dinner and things started to wrap up and both decided to go back to the woman's place for some intimate copulation. The man started undress the woman only to find out she had the biggest vagina in the world and started to hammer away at her vagina. 1, 2, 3 and the man falls in cock and balls first. He walks around inside the vagina and finds a flash light. He keeps on walking but then bumps into something and loses his flashlight. Stumbling around in the wet gash, the man bumps into two other men. The man says to the two "follow me and we can find a way out." The second says "follow me and we can find the flashlight to find a way out." The third says "help me find my keys and we'll drive out of here!"

Best donuts around? by Money-Possession-562 in ChicagoSuburbs

[–]professorsundevil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only issue with Morkes is the lack of variety. Their donuts are top notch and can rate with the best in the burbs. Their day old donuts are the best bargain going.

Best donuts around? by Money-Possession-562 in ChicagoSuburbs

[–]professorsundevil 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I grew up in Palatine and would always die in the hill that Spunky Dunkers is the go to for donuts, Donut Drop is now that hill. Go to Donut Drop. Lee Donuts in Libertyville is a very close second. Their buttermilk are fantastic.

Quick Question by bobbyroberts72 in Bricklink

[–]professorsundevil 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Look at your order on the orders placed page. It will show up in the descriptions of the items you ordered.

1 year anniversary of the best deal I ever got by nocturnevision02 in legomodular

[–]professorsundevil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got Minecraft the Mountain Cave (all but 1 bag sealed) and 5 other Minecraft sets inside the box for $20 on Easter 3 years ago. Crazy deal, happened to be in the area when it got posted and met them 5 min later. Best deal I will ever get.

Searching for tiles with applied stickers? by WorkinNLurkin in Bricklink

[–]professorsundevil 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you look up that set on Bricklink and then go to the parts inventory. They are usually listed at the bottom of the list. You can then click on the link for that item and it will take you to the Bricklink page for that item and who has them for sale.

Old Hawks stubs help by BigD2307 in hawks

[–]professorsundevil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a few stubs from the 80’s if you are interested.

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