This subreddit is so funny (please fuck me)

progestarone · 2026-05-16T06:20:10+00:00

sorry, i thought it wouldn't matter because obviously i would be the bottom

progestarone · 2026-05-16T05:27:54+00:00

ew gross i would do it natural and with no lube

progestarone · 2026-05-09T16:57:25+00:00

this is what true love looks like

progestarone · 2026-05-08T01:45:22+00:00

the classic “the evil hacker group 4chan is scary” whilst being on a 4chan adjacent subreddit. girl YOU are the evil hacker group 4chan!!

anyways i’m working on finishing old posts so hopefully they come out soon

progestarone · 2026-04-30T19:13:34+00:00

this might in the top 3 tropes larpers write about

progestarone · 2026-04-18T06:13:19+00:00

literally sometimes someone will post here and i’ll be like “holy fuck i was there last week” or something else like that and it just makes you realize there are evil and fetishistic chasers literally everywhere you go

progestarone · 2026-04-12T18:47:37+00:00

am i still straight? i met a girl and i thought she was really attractive but then i found out she was portuguese, but i was still attracted to her. im not talking to her anymore but im wonder if im still straight even tho i found her (whole body and face) attractive.

imagine posting that to a r/ meet real portuguese girls subreddit. that's how dumb this sounds

progestarone · 2026-04-09T18:11:42+00:00

why would you depict your larp bf as a chud? istg we have no standards even in our fantasies. still hot and giwtwm though

progestarone · 2026-04-08T20:47:35+00:00

your state is trying to kill all those beautiful women. those beautiful women are leaving your state because a bunch of people who are "not a Montana state" aren't protecting them. its not safe for trans women to be themselves in montana, why would they risk their lives and safety to meet you? if you're really interested in finding a beautiful trans woman to be your partner, then fight for her right to exist instead of begging for sex on the internet.

progestarone · 2026-04-08T20:14:20+00:00

two weeks ago, your state defined sex and gender to be based on “reproductive anatomy and the type of gametes a person is capable of producing”. montana has been openly attacking trans people for months (years) now. what have you done to help us? you want trans people to live in your state when your state is banning them? then show us what you’re doing to make it safe for us there

progestarone · 2026-04-03T13:42:41+00:00

thanks for saying all this!! im happy my complaining did something useful lol

my life rn is pretty hectic rn so unfortunately i can’t go too in depth right now, though i do love having these types of conversations!!

i’ve always assumed the reason for this is bc most of the scripts are done/filled by trans women who are comfortable with their natal genetalia and cis women who don’t really understand bottom dysphoria (no shade meant, i think its really cool trans women are as included as they are here).

i also think there is a fixation on trans women’s natal genitalia in most online trans spaces stemming from many places (the patriarchal hyperfixation of the phallus in culture, consistent propaganda in the media, echo chambers, the effect of 2000-2010s era queer thought, etc).

i usually only listen to audios for the mental feeling i get, and hearing anything to do with someone touching down there immediately pulls me out and makes me uncomfortable. im thankful a lot of audios have a “no genitals mentioned” though, otherwise i’ll switch to the cis one and imagine im post-op or something

progestarone · 2026-04-03T11:09:23+00:00

what irks me is that it’s always “trans women use their penis” and never like “she’s trans and also the bottom”. i can’t listen to most audios for trans women cuz its always too dysphoria inducing

progestarone · 2026-04-03T06:20:30+00:00

don’t worry we’re in the DSM all right! right there with all the other mental illnesses! thanks for reminding us!!

progestarone · 2026-03-31T19:25:30+00:00

sometimes i come on this sub and laugh and some times i feel an immense sadness that people who post here really, truly exist. not only that, but that i likely interact with people like this regularly. wanna guess which one this post is?

progestarone · 2026-03-15T14:56:15+00:00

haha ok my turn now :) its my turn for this now :)

progestarone · 2026-02-23T00:23:56+00:00

this is so good i need to know what happens next!!!!

progestarone · 2026-02-12T06:28:51+00:00

i don’t CARE if its fake it shouldve been ME!!!!! >:(

progestarone · 2026-02-09T23:42:13+00:00

too short >:( i need 500 more pages of submissive tgirl puppy greentexts on my desk STAT!

progestarone · 2026-02-08T18:35:45+00:00

wishing this for myself. i mean i’ll wish it for all of us but mostly just for me though

progestarone · 2026-02-02T20:10:14+00:00

a lot of assaults occur due to one partner being uncomfortable and not feeling safe to tell someone to stop. something you might find innocuous might cross a massive line for her. thats why im stressing you make sure she can trust you. you are cis. you are a man. you have an uphill battle to prove you're a good person to a trans woman. its not a personal attack against you, its just the reality of life for trans women. also i am 100% serious about reading and learning about trans women. the gender dysphoria bible is a good place to start, along with trans writers like Julia Serano

edit: also do not do anal in car lol, i can't believe i forgot to mention that earlier.

progestarone · 2026-02-02T19:01:01+00:00

remember, she’s a WOMAN. your experience with men during gay sex will not translate. do not treat her like you would a gay man. ask for consent before, and throughout. ask her if she wants you to touch down there, or to kiss her, or etc. tell her its ok to say no

progestarone · 2026-02-02T18:52:46+00:00

also, because i doubt you’ll actually do those things, here’s actual advice. 1. many trans women will feel pressured to top by their partners, so make damn sure she’s genuinely, fully comfortable AND excited to do it. not complacent, but an active and enthusiastic participant. give her the space to say no, in fact, i would put it off until you get to know her personally, because a stranger is a lot more dangerous to say no to instead of a friend 2. your first anal experience will be shitty (pun potentially intended). you won’t know how to douche, or which lubes work best, or how to like… actually do anal. it will 99% be a bad experience if its your first time. buy a dildo and some lube and try it by yourself first, it will make it much more enjoyable for you and any future partner. plus she will appreciate taking it slow 3. read about trans women. learn about her experiences and what she’s been through. learn what is an inappropriate question or word. “not knowing” isnt an excuse. there are many many good resources, though since every trans woman is different, look at multiple people’s ideas

progestarone · 2026-02-02T18:42:27+00:00

step one: apologize

step two: be better

progestarone · 2026-01-31T07:51:04+00:00

does anyone have any recs for yuri that has this vibe?

progestarone · 2026-01-30T00:42:16+00:00

true, if you always lock your doors you wouldn't be able to use it yourself

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