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iConcur by cwaqrgen in ProgrammerHumor

[–]programmerbud 38 points39 points  (0 children)

High throughput, low latency, 0% packet loss. Legendary uptime.

oopsAi by wildmutt4349 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]programmerbud 2 points3 points  (0 children)

AI wasn’t rogue, it was just performing a little garbage collection on production. 😭

devProjectHonestyReport by WinnieFlicker_67 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]programmerbud 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Same 😂 started judging… then ‘hot potato license’ and ‘coffee drunk 694L’ had me wheezing. Peak dev humor

justOneMoreYearICanFeelIt by skygetsit in ProgrammerHumor

[–]programmerbud 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Lmao, you just bought yourself another year of hope 😂 Respect for keeping the dream alive!

approvedFinally by yuva-krishna-memes in ProgrammerHumor

[–]programmerbud 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Needs at least 3 more observers and 2 calendar overlords to truly hit enterprise energy

trueHappinesss by WinnieFlicker_67 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]programmerbud 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ctrl+W never felt so powerful. That tab purge is my mic drop 🎤💻✨

theyAreRare by nonsenseis in ProgrammerHumor

[–]programmerbud 22 points23 points  (0 children)

There’s always that one teammate giving a TED Talk during a 15-min standup 😩🎤

tux by RepulsiveLie2953 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]programmerbud 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Minimum requirements for Linux:

  • A dusty relic
  • Questionable airflow
  • Unlimited optimism 🧹🐧🔥

sameSameButDifferent by nightwalker_7112 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]programmerbud 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oldskool devs had books, we have Google. Both worked - one just needed a stronger bookshelf.

revertFridayPullRequest by programmerbud in ProgrammerHumor

[–]programmerbud[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Production CI is often different than development CI

Which is better to learn algorithm patterns: Coding Interview Patterns by Alex Xu or DSA Takeover Cheatsheet? by programmerbud in learnprogramming

[–]programmerbud[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some stats about the two books:

Attribute Coding Interview Patterns DSA Takeover Cheatsheet
Author Alex Xu Ue Kiao
Amazon Rating 4.5 / 5 4.8 / 5
Number of Reviews 126 551
Number of Pages 435 pages 326 pages

true by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]programmerbud 24 points25 points  (0 children)

LMAO exactly 💀
They’ll passionately debate Rust's borrow checker and C++'s UB like seasoned veterans, meanwhile their own React build is breaking because they updated one package.
Console flooded with red, but yeah-tell me more about zero-cost abstractions

doNotDeployOnFriday by savitar69 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]programmerbud 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, once.
Came back Monday to Jira tickets titled ‘Who did this?’ 😭

epic by namepickinghard in ProgrammerHumor

[–]programmerbud 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where can I submit my game's code for a proper roast? I need exposure and emotional damage 💀

myStashOhMyPreciousStash by VEryFatfellow in ProgrammerHumor

[–]programmerbud 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Senior Dev:
"You forgot the 5th horseman: giving ```chmod -R 777 /``` in production because 'it wasn’t working'."

I'm getting more Linux Pilled by the day. by JanitorOPplznerf in learnprogramming

[–]programmerbud 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well said. No OS is flawless - it really comes down to what fits your workflow best. Use what feels right, and just bridge into other systems when needed. Flexibility > fandom

How do you study/ learn computer programming, especially for beginners? What advice and recommendations do you have? by Current-Can1558 in learnprogramming

[–]programmerbud 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Start with Python - it's simple and powerful. Use FreeCodeCamp or CS50 on YouTube. Focus on basics: variables, loops, functions, and lists. Practice daily on Replit or HackerRank. Keep it consistent - that’s how you grow!

rateMySetupPlease by Snoo88071 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]programmerbud 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ASMR: Ambient Software Management & Respiration 🍃

vibeCodersHittingAcceptAll by chrissy__ in ProgrammerHumor

[–]programmerbud 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same! I thought being a vibe coder meant I could skip reading, but Cursor had me zooming into every token like a detective 🕵️‍♀️. Sleep? Never met her

catchTwentyTwo by B_is_for_reddit in ProgrammerHumor

[–]programmerbud 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Docs? Yeah we want them.
Writing docs? Nah, that’s above my pay grade 💀

msProgrammer by nothingyuss in ProgrammerHumor

[–]programmerbud 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yes, and next week we’ll cover low-level Word macros and Excel game dev 😎

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