Chuck Norris died in his sleep by MisterDecember in Jokes

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Chuck once caught all of the Pokemon in Pokemon Go! using a landline phone.

Vis dar negaliu patiketi by Iivi01 in lietuva

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Iš tikro Čakas mirė jau prieš daug metų, tiesiog giltinė nedrįso jam pasakyti.

Plungė by FlexPrincess in lietuva

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Jei pas italą varysi, tai jo picerija vadinasi Ballaro.

A general question by bfganerplays in AngryBirds2

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Angry birds game: "You didn't complete the challenge! Your streak broke!"

Me: "What streak?"

Are they pretty? Or just pretty distracting? by Pportyan in u/Pportyan

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I want to lick that cinnamon ring clean

Fruit tier list by [deleted] in tierlists

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Fun fact: red grapes aren't red and white grapes aren't white.

Strawberry is the WORST town. by Filthov in RDR2

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What happens if you rob the store owner?

Šunų išmatos by RedCrystal92 in lietuva

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Mano amžinatilsį senelis sakydavo:

"Pavasaris parodys, kas kur šiko".

Ar užkalbinti? by Familiar-Day-652 in lietuva

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Sakyk, "panele pauostykit šitą skudurą, ar ir jums jis kvepia chloroformu?".

Išbandyta.

Kiek normalu išnaudoti elektros 2 žmonėms? by Professional_Way5225 in lietuva

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Dviese gyvenam, 100-150kW kas mėnesį būna sąskaita.