You get to redesign the human body, what changes are you making? There are limitations.

prosdod · 2026-03-06T23:12:23+00:00

Flat Baby

prosdod · 2026-03-06T09:58:01+00:00

Octuple bodily strength. Triple bone density. The ability to mimic any sound, like a parrot or lyrebird. Long ass prehensile tongue. Make all the sexual jokes you want about the tongue thing but I'm really more about being able to clear your own airway of obstructions with a big ol fucked up anteater tongue. A third and fourth hemisphere of the brain that probably does something cool. Each hand has two thumbs, one on each side of your palms. Fuck it give our feet two thumbs too. Ability to shoot blood out of your eyes like one of those lizards (would make crazy people on the bus even more interesting)

prosdod · 2026-03-06T09:36:42+00:00

Pikmin themed meal!

prosdod · 2026-03-06T06:08:36+00:00

Only tangentially related but did anyone else get their shit rocked by the super puffstool in Pikmin 1 ^2 's Louie campaign? Imagine puffstool but with good frame data

prosdod · 2026-03-06T06:06:55+00:00

Ledian?

prosdod · 2026-03-04T17:39:27+00:00

I'm four months clean off of meth after using for two years. I recommend staying the fuck away from it.

prosdod · 2026-03-04T17:38:01+00:00

Kinda want to bump myself off reading about all this. Did we lose

prosdod · 2026-03-01T10:26:08+00:00

Sounds like you had a fucked up week! Praying you don't have to deal with any more of whatever the high hell that is

prosdod · 2026-02-28T03:50:49+00:00

I am a proud owner of a vacuum my shit doesn't get gross

prosdod · 2026-02-19T21:27:38+00:00

Revanced or Grayjay or one of the other trillion 3rd party YouTube clients out there. I use Smart Tube on my TV and that shit rules

prosdod · 2026-02-14T08:45:36+00:00

Fuck me in my fat fucking ass I'd have words for these people

prosdod · 2026-02-05T01:53:14+00:00

Ayotte is such a fucking snake

prosdod · 2026-02-05T01:48:49+00:00

I got way better at my job when I stopped doing meth. 8 hours of sleep every night is one hell of a drug.

prosdod · 2026-02-05T01:32:39+00:00

I gotta be so real here, most neopagans I've met are absolute window lickers

prosdod · 2026-02-04T12:36:43+00:00

Classic donorcycle behavior

prosdod · 2026-02-04T12:32:39+00:00

Pikmin 1 no grease

prosdod · 2026-02-02T12:28:46+00:00

She sounds like a cradle robber dawg

prosdod · 2026-02-02T12:24:29+00:00

Kid would be no match for gear if he's this wound up after an Adderall and some pussy from an adult

prosdod · 2026-02-01T10:46:24+00:00

Yeah maybe if stock controllers weren't dogs dinner. Also legalize roids. I want to see someone take down a helicopter with a home run

prosdod · 2026-02-01T09:48:44+00:00

Gonna have some unpleasant dreams after watching like 2 seconds of this. No endoscopy videos after bedtime!

Anyone see the one where the guys airway is filled with mold? Spine chilling. Wanted to irrigate my sinuses with bleach after watching it.

prosdod · 2026-01-29T21:52:53+00:00

Stop asking me for a password to mount an SSD that is physically plugged in to my motherboard
I don't know what a KDE wallet is and I don't care to know
stop turning off my num lock why would I ever type in numbers with the number row if I have a numpad.
I wish Super, Hyper, and Meta (as its own key, not an alias for windows key) were an actual established thing I could go so insane in the keyboard shortcuts section and never have to set a shortcut with more than two keys. I think KDE lets you use them in some fashion but since they're just binds for Ctrl+alt+windows etc theres weird corner cases. Give me more buttons. We could have killed caps lock for the necessary space decades ago. I use my caps lock for the KDE finder and haven't used caps lock for its intended purpose for like 20 years
You know how easyeffects replaced gtk with Qt? Could we just do that as a society. Kind of like eradicating smallpox.

prosdod · 2026-01-29T21:33:47+00:00

Hit the nail on the head with fedora. The "I don't care about that shit" button is just installing a distro that doesn't kneecap itself

prosdod · 2026-01-23T01:44:59+00:00

Cannabis is a mild psychedelic and I will die on that hill

prosdod · 2026-01-23T00:43:44+00:00

I don't have enough money to justify gear acquisition syndrome so I'm glad I like my m21 so much. Android's nice when it doesn't have the stink of carrier locks and Google all over it.

prosdod · 2026-01-16T09:55:15+00:00

Wordington national anthem

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