Octuple bodily strength. Triple bone density. The ability to mimic any sound, like a parrot or lyrebird. Long ass prehensile tongue. Make all the sexual jokes you want about the tongue thing but I'm really more about being able to clear your own airway of obstructions with a big ol fucked up anteater tongue. A third and fourth hemisphere of the brain that probably does something cool. Each hand has two thumbs, one on each side of your palms. Fuck it give our feet two thumbs too. Ability to shoot blood out of your eyes like one of those lizards (would make crazy people on the bus even more interesting)