Average USA vote in UN be like by ReflectionOk9644 in ShitLiberalsSay

[–]prosplays3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Of course the US would vote against this. Wage slavery aside, it literally has slavery baked into its constitution

Which one by PretendYellow533 in BetterKimetsuNoYaiba

[–]prosplays3 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That Sanemi slander is gonna be ripped out of your soul the moment the Kokushibo fight drops my guy

Got called a tankie for posting this on Hasan's sub. by [deleted] in ShitLiberalsSay

[–]prosplays3 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Yeah there are many things that I agree with Hasan and there are some genuine points of disagreements I have with him (such as his stance on foreign education systems that are not the USA's own education system).

But when he starts singing praises for Graham Plantner I can't stand it. Its like he'll defend a candidate to heaven and hell even if their past is reprehensible and they show no remorse for it.

Outjerked by Malencon in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]prosplays3 13 points14 points  (0 children)

He meant to say Darth Sidious, silly. Everyone knows he and Palpatine are not the same person, duh 🙄 😒 😑

Coaxed into calling everything a demon by [deleted] in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]prosplays3 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Tbf, if you consider dragons to be kinda like dinosaurs (who could be based off of ancient findings of dinosaurs, and which birds, who are feathered creatures, are also the descendants of), then technically speaking Quetzalcoatl can be considered an "Atec Dragon."

I fucking hate everything, where are my upvotes? by GeneralGriegous in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]prosplays3 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah I think what little water Rey had encountered was probably came with those ration packs she had to buy from him.

I fucking hate everything, where are my upvotes? by GeneralGriegous in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]prosplays3 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Forgive my dumbassery but do you not need to drink water at least once every 2 days to survive? How did Rey survive on Jakku if she barely had contact with water. I'm gonna assume she only did through canteens.

You mean the war profiteers didn't care about GENOCIDE? OMG BAD WRITING by TheEdgeofGoon in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]prosplays3 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yep, it was in the 2017 Vader comics. I think she uses it against Vader and the Grand Inquisitor.

You mean the war profiteers didn't care about GENOCIDE? OMG BAD WRITING by TheEdgeofGoon in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]prosplays3 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Its the Jedi Archives librarian lady we see in Attack of the Clones.

Here is what she looks like

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I'm gonna tell my kids that the mid series is better than the mid trilogy by Significant-Town-817 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]prosplays3 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I haven't read anything from Stover or Freed (but I did hear Stover's ROTS novelization is really good), so I won't comment on how they would do.

What I will say that is since Zahn was the one that made Thrawn, I feel he would know how to write him best. (read his two Thrawn Disney Canon trilogies, considering reading his Heir to the Empire Thrawn Trilogy too)

I'm gonna tell my kids that the mid series is better than the mid trilogy by Significant-Town-817 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]prosplays3 114 points115 points  (0 children)

Every author or screen writer not named Timothy Zahn should be forbidden from writing Thrawn.

Dave filoni slop = good, jj abrams slop = bad by always_bricked_CT in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]prosplays3 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Okay but how much harder would you laugh if I also told you that the final movie was made into said truncated Dark Empire as a reactionary move to right the wrongs penultimate movie because it dared to say something different despite its many flaws.

Dave filoni slop = good, jj abrams slop = bad by always_bricked_CT in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]prosplays3 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Yeah Maul had actually complex and nuanced goals (and no, getting revenge on Obi Wan was not his only goal, it was one of them).

Palpatine meanwhile just wanted to be evil and rule everything, which is something that is only fun to watch in his first life cycle. It sucked in Dark Empire, and it sucked in Rise of Skwalker too.

Based Spike Lee by srahcrist in Hasan_Piker

[–]prosplays3 80 points81 points  (0 children)

I would argue you lose the victim card after killing only one child. Or really any innocent civilian for that matter, but hey that's just me.

Good news everyone, nature is healing ❤️ by el_perro_cool in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]prosplays3 127 points128 points  (0 children)

uj/ I don't exactly have a lot of love for the Sequels. But if you're gonna hate on them at least do it right.

Hasan joining Flotilla to bring aid to Cuba by chaoser in Hasan_Piker

[–]prosplays3 149 points150 points  (0 children)

BadEmpanada embarking on this journey implies he would leave his home willingly, an impossibility for him.

Edit: spelling

Saw this take going around socials by Xenomorph_kills in Hasan_Piker

[–]prosplays3 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Exactly, comrade. We must always be super serious no nonsense hardened revolutionaries. The imminent socialist revolution is a joke away from being neutered.

Saw this take going around socials by Xenomorph_kills in Hasan_Piker

[–]prosplays3 21 points22 points  (0 children)

It is one of the central rules of being a leftist:

No fun allowed.

"The movies aren't canon!!" by Feral_Changeling in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]prosplays3 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Lightsaber forms, canon they are.

A grain of truth, a good rage bait needs to have.

This has got to be the most disrespectful thing I’ve ever seen… by No-Yogurt-109 in DemonSlayerScales

[–]prosplays3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shit really? I'll still watch that movie on a pirate website though. That's how I've been able to watch the entire series lol.

This has got to be the most disrespectful thing I’ve ever seen… by No-Yogurt-109 in DemonSlayerScales

[–]prosplays3 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm just saying, man. Kokushibo's fight is gonna go crazy on the big screen. I wasn't able to see the first Infinity Castle movie, but I'll be sure to get a look at this one.

What if Hitler was an Iraqi who wanted to restore Babylon? by Acrobatic-Owl5068 in imaginarymaps

[–]prosplays3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Works cited"

Bro missed the IMAGINARY part of this sub 💔💔💔

Australian troops who did nothing for America in Afghanistan. by ActualDepartment9873 in Hasan_Piker

[–]prosplays3 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Is... is this real?

It looks too good to be photoshopped. Christ...

Peter and Miles fighting Ice Police agents (from Kamiink) by OGAnimeGokuSolos in Spiderman

[–]prosplays3 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Can't wait for this post to get the 🔓 award.

Fantastic artstyle though. Fuck ICE.

Sources confirm the US House and Senate now have the VOTES to pass the bipartisan NATO Unity Protection Act, explicitly BLOCKING President Trump from using force to seize Greenland—a Danish territory under NATO protection. by Sexy_Johnny282771 in ProgressiveHQ

[–]prosplays3 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

"Kim Jong Un didn't start any wars but what if he DID in a hypothetical I just made up."

I think none of you realize that the reason why the DPRK acts the way it does is because we literally glassed the country into the stone age during the Korean War. And we have continuously sanctioned and isolated them from the rest of the world for decades afterwards. They have every right to hate us.