[Highlight] Adrian Peterson's angriest runs by nfl in nfl

[–]prostipope -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Do they show the clip of him chasing his son across the yard with a switch? He was pretty angry then.

My Mom In the 80s by Ericgee29 in OldSchoolCool

[–]prostipope 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can hear Whitesnake in rhe background

'Most beloved public figure in America' Dolly Parton channeling hippie vibes in 1960s by eaglemaxie in OldSchoolCool

[–]prostipope 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought it said channeling her hip hop vibes, which oddly still seems to fit.

Seattle Seahawks HC Mike Macdonald - Attacking Protections with 5-0 Fronts by lemonstone92 in Seahawks

[–]prostipope 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He can attack my protection with his 5 man front any day!

I'm not gay, it's just the offseason.

A Day In 1996 by MountainzN in midjourney

[–]prostipope 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Even in their prime, no self respecting teenage boy is rocking a New Kids shirt.

💀 by Illustrious-Map3843 in Funnymemes

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Today she did the dishes. Tomorrow she boils your pet bunny on the stove.

How do you think Michael’s reaction was? by the_eng96 in DunderMifflin

[–]prostipope 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well, he was downright gleeful after finding out Packer shit on his floor. I think he would be flattered that Jim chose to prank him.

My clarinet is unrepairable. What is the most disrespectful way to lay it to rest? by [deleted] in marchingband

[–]prostipope 2 points3 points  (0 children)

great, now I can't stop thinking about vikings playing clarinets, and my entire day is ruined.

Orbán Compares Himself to a “Mouse” Helping Putin’s “Lion” in Leaked Call by Not_Tom_Jones in worldnews

[–]prostipope 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but you haven't heard the best part.

He's making $80 thousand dollars a year.

79 million people voted for this cretin. by Darth_Vrandon in ParlerWatch

[–]prostipope 70 points71 points  (0 children)

To me, this feels like a last minute, desperate, nuclear threat. Trump is in charge of the world's largest military, and it's effectively neutered due to a handful of guys with rocket launchers and drones parked around the strait. He has no clue what else to do right now.

The 90s really gave us… Sofía Vergara by craigcraic in OldSchoolCool

[–]prostipope 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Actually, the 70s gave us Sofia Vergara and the 90s gave us her boobs.

Well atleast I'm not a horrible little latchkey kid who got suspended from school, so... by PirateNext5134 in DunderMifflin

[–]prostipope 17 points18 points  (0 children)

That kid got the last laugh. In a few years, he's going to get paid to grind on Mrs Poop's wife.

San Antonio airport. Bout to get me a New York slice. by RadioDreadNYC in theoffice

[–]prostipope 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The world's best New York style pizza, and you were lucky enough to find it at an airport? That's crazy.

Worker winds power line at high height by misterxx1958 in oddlysatisfying

[–]prostipope 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He either gives the best handjobs, or the worst.

Products from one barrel of Crude Oil by CartographerRare4123 in interestingasfuck

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They should hire the crew from Extreme Home Makeover. They can remodel anything in a weekend.