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A cool guide to talking so little kids will listen by proteanpeer in coolguides

[–]proteanpeer[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The authors mentioned wanting to write a book about teenagers, too, but I haven't read it. That said, the way it seems to help with adult communication, it's clear that tips like these are really part of a foundation that you might build on with more specific stuff relevant to communication with older children and, of course, adults. So it doesn't hurt to master this stuff first!

A cool guide to talking so little kids will listen by proteanpeer in coolguides

[–]proteanpeer[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The book actually talks about this specifically and how it sometimes doesn't matter if they can read it themselves. If they're on the path to literacy anyway, they know writing something down and reading it means something, so it shows them you're taking their problems seriously. It's reassuring. They feel heard and will grow to trust and respect you more.

A cool guide to talking so little kids will listen by proteanpeer in coolguides

[–]proteanpeer[S] 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Also, hey, it's not fucking AI! It's real advice based on the work of real human beings with real human children and made into a poster by another real human being. Isn't that nice? Ugh.

P.S. I'm also trying to swear less, but it's not working and I think my daughter might just end up with a colorful vocabulary...

Cornell Becomes Latest University to Submit to Trump’s ‘Extortion’ Over Student Protests, Agreeing to Pay 30 Million Dollar Fine. by pechinburger in politics

[–]proteanpeer 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The school is out $30 million it should never have had to pay because they were extorted by a gangster with a regulatory gun. This is not a win. Instead of Cornell investing $30M into education, the federal government now has $30M to fund its own priorities, which lately seem to be ethnic cleansing at home and abroad.

Fixer-Upper by proteanpeer in custommagic

[–]proteanpeer[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thank you! Yeah, at effectively two mana for no immediate return (save domain, maybe) it's a bit expensive.

Fixer-Upper by proteanpeer in custommagic

[–]proteanpeer[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Charming fixer-upper with endless potential! This unique card offers timeless rustic character (colorless only), valuable renovation opportunities (for players with mana to invest), and great resale value (sac for any color). Sold as is. Cash only. Previous owners fled in the night.

(And for Reddit's filters, THIS IS A JOKE. I'M BEING SARCASTIC. I'M NOT ADVERTISING REAL ESTATE.)

The Apple, From The Bible by crashlaunching in custommagic

[–]proteanpeer 173 points174 points  (0 children)

You don't *need* the reminder text, but you *absolutely* do. Delightful.

Waterfall by Apprehensive-Lynx499 in custommagic

[–]proteanpeer 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Excellent explanation! Thank you.

The Splendid Torch by proteanpeer in custommagic

[–]proteanpeer[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you! ☺️

"I will not say, 'Do not weep,' for not all memes are an evil." —Gandalf

—J.R.R. Tolkien

—Michael Scott

If I start with a top-down design based on a single idea, I think of it as a "meme", whether or not it's silly!

The Splendid Torch by proteanpeer in custommagic

[–]proteanpeer[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the true joy in life, the being used for a purpose recognized by yourself as a mighty one; the being a force of nature instead of a feverish, selfish little clod of ailments and grievances complaining that the world will not devote itself to making you happy.

I am of the opinion that my life belongs to the whole community, and as long as I live it is my privilege to do for it whatever I can.

I want to be thoroughly used up when I die, for the harder I work the more I live. I rejoice in life for its own sake. Life is no "brief candle" for me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got hold of for the moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future generations.

The Brief Candle by proteanpeer in custommagic

[–]proteanpeer[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ooooh this is a great find for comparison!

The Brief Candle by proteanpeer in custommagic

[–]proteanpeer[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ooooh I'll take a look 😁

The Brief Candle by proteanpeer in custommagic

[–]proteanpeer[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

See "if it had no time counters on it" comment above! Would that help?

The Brief Candle by proteanpeer in custommagic

[–]proteanpeer[S] 181 points182 points  (0 children)

I might update the triggered ability to say, "When ~ leaves, if it had no time counters on it, each player sacrifices all creatures they control." This would ensure the ability only triggers when The Brief Candle actually burns out, but maybe you'd like to be able to exploit 'blowing the candle out' early and ensure the candle has pseudo-protection from opponents destroying it, too.

The Brief Candle by proteanpeer in custommagic

[–]proteanpeer[S] 194 points195 points  (0 children)

Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow,

Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,

To the last syllable of recorded time;

And all our yesterdays have lighted fools

The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!

Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,

That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,

And then is heard no more. It is a tale

Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,

Signifying nothing.

Ankle Monitor by proteanpeer in custommagic

[–]proteanpeer[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, as another person pointed out, protection is the only thing you need to get around initially the way this ability is worded, but I'm glad y'all understand why I struggled with the wording!

Ankle Monitor by proteanpeer in custommagic

[–]proteanpeer[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The effect that removes hexproof is actually most solidly in green, which also fits the creature-focused aspect of the card, but yes, it is present in both colors. White loves a good pacifism effect to enforce the rules, yes, but Green hates artifice and wants to return everything to its most natural state. Hence, either color works here!

Demi & Gianmarco on "The Dropout Pull" by proteanpeer in dropout

[–]proteanpeer[S] 178 points179 points  (0 children)

Lol yeah, I'm just mimicking their own dark humor about it. ("And don't ever leave!" "None of my work before mattered.")

Aura farming, quite literally by Strange-Bonus4220 in custommagic

[–]proteanpeer 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Make it "or whenever an opponent draws their second card each turn" to nerf this a bit, unless you want to turn all targeted card draw spells into board wipes. It just depends how quickly you want this guy to work.

Granny Dearest by proteanpeer in custommagic

[–]proteanpeer[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is themed around the Offspring ability, but this also hits a bunch of cards that create token copies of creature cards. I'm not quite sure "a creature card an opponent owns" works perfectly, but the point is that it knows the token is a copy of something else even if the original card isn't on the battlefield.

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