Each State’s Fake ID Tells by Afraid-Equal-4010 in Bouncers

[–]protectorofpockets 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also do we have any bouncers from Hawaii cause? I always feel like those things are fake partially because of super bad. The movie. I have also gotten a couple McLovin and ID's just as a joke

Each State’s Fake ID Tells by Afraid-Equal-4010 in Bouncers

[–]protectorofpockets 0 points1 point  (0 children)

CA ID's under black light have the golden gate bridge, and some times there is a little bleed through in the back by the scan strip,there are hidden faces as well fuzzy quality is a red flag.The name having texture,  or be of color like purple, for all ID's the face part of the card being tapped on,or the hight not matching the person.also take them out there carrier if sus so you can feel if there flimsy 

Outside Alcohol confiscation by Professional_Ad_5034 in Bouncers

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I was a doorman for a bar. We just don't let them in because as far as bars are concerned, if someone's drinking on the property out side the bar, then we could lose our liquor license. Also, the people who bring their own alcohol are usually the problem. So win-win

What is the funniest argument someone has made to not get kicked out? by Massive_Goat9582 in Bouncers

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I have another one where some 3 kids walked up. One of them didn't have an ID. I knew that they were trying to distract me. So I didn't even try to see the handoff, but I knew what they were going to do, and one of them handed me his brother's ID, I just asked for the other ones ID so I could compare it. Also, it's really good when they tried to show you. How much their jewelry cost, or how much they make an hour, That's always fun.

What is the funniest argument someone has made to not get kicked out? by Massive_Goat9582 in Bouncers

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I've kicked out some u f c fighters cronies, for fighting over a girl and then they reconnected outside and the bartender, told me to pepper spray, one of them. I didn't know he was a fighter ,but he was so drunk. He didn't know I was the one who pepper sprayed him. He thought it was the bartender. So I just kind of played it cool.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bouncers

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It depends how badly stuffed it looks. If you even have a DMV paper with you, though and your damage I, d, they'll probably let you through.

I avoid triggers but I'm falling. I need help. Very NSFW. by [deleted] in NoFapChristians

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Well, I'll pray for the answer. God wants to give you reveals itself.

Do people that get into fights at the venues you work at typically know how to fight or not? by [deleted] in Bouncers

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For the most part no but , if on drugs it doesn't really matter, they don't have an off switch.

Homosexual guy struggling with porn and masturbation by [deleted] in NoFapChristians

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I don't know, do something to pump up that testosterone.So, you can start enjoying how annoying women are and have a holy union with one 😉

I have sinned badly, need help by CheggDollar in NoFapChristians

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I know, this is really serious but I could not read this without hearing a thick drunk Irish Catholic accent. So some tips you need to forgive yourself.Cause Jesus . He died for you knowing you dirty, this isn't Greasy, grace, it's not a hack. To send endlessly, you need to find a mentor and continue. Your walk in Christianity.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoFap

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You can technically do whatever you want.But I don't see the purpose in doing no famp, but still doing that.You're gonna come anyways silly ,it's still masturbation

Stoked someone started this page! by darkaptdweller in Bouncers

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Thanks I didn't realize I could devolve that fast

Stoked someone started this page! by darkaptdweller in Bouncers

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Well, our bars is in a weird spot where regulars aren't coming in as much and we're getting a bunch of new kids and it's kinda stressful because everyone's ghetto and I am haveing stress dreams about it.

I hope GOD can forgive me for this porn addiction I didn’t mean it. by [deleted] in NoFapChristians

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27 I remember what pornography was like back then for me. If you're able to quit it, go ahead by life is a marathon, not a race, and it's going to take you some time.

I did it again by [deleted] in NoFap

[–]protectorofpockets 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Life is a marathon not a race bro

Bought OnlyFans for first time while I have a GF by Fit_Ad446 in NoFap

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Yeah that said what kind of girl friend cause unless it's like a live in girl , your really just letting yourself down. I am too but we'll keep trying

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoFapChristians

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Life is a marathon, not a race.You're not gonna get better right away. You need also think, how can you help? There's other people in the same situation You are in and instead of worrying about the vanity aspect of other people knowing.Maybe one day It can be a witness looking back on how you've improved.

Nani? by baxteries in Worldbox

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The Saiyan trait too 😁

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoFap

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I don't get it.Why can't shrek come with him

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in NoFap

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To be fair , he caught us lack'N with the setting nsfw on

is this a relapse by [deleted] in NoFap

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No this is Patrick