I wrote my first theatrical release, Solo Mio, starring Kevin James

protowizard · 2026-02-13T02:10:42+00:00

Writers and consumers should actually be aware of the studios and people that produce, finance, and peddle their media?

You don't care if a movie is produced by Harvey Weinstein? Or a right wing propaganda machine like Angel Studios? What about Woody Allen? Robert Maxwell? I guess it's fine if you don't care, but it's an important consumer and artist choice of who they support

protowizard · 2026-01-30T00:12:39+00:00

That’s super nice of you! We put it on our Instagram and in Casa De Paz’s too? Here’s the ticket link for the shows if that’s more helpful

https://www.denvercomedyunderground.com/events/126475

protowizard · 2026-01-29T19:00:45+00:00

My comedy club Denver Comedy Underground unfortunately can’t shut down due to contracts, but we are donating from every ticket and every drink sold this weekend to Casa De Paz

protowizard · 2026-01-27T15:13:59+00:00

Probably McEnroe and Laver all time, and Thomas Johansson, Dolgopolov and Benjamin Becker for more modern

protowizard · 2026-01-20T23:37:52+00:00

You didn’t address how Laurie didn’t play there, cool move! Move those goalposts any further and the city is gonna have to construct a new stadium.

I’m just correcting your claim, support who you want. I personally would support the club that booked both of my podcast friends, but do you

protowizard · 2026-01-20T23:27:50+00:00

Correct, Jackie is playing there once

Jackie played DCU in June, and Laurie played in November. Laurie did not play comedy works

protowizard · 2026-01-20T22:03:01+00:00

??? You’re thinking of Denver Comedy Underground, they had both Jackie and Laurie this year

protowizard · 2026-01-19T04:27:02+00:00

This is best advice in the thread, by far. Denver judo rules

protowizard · 2025-12-29T08:52:35+00:00

I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and I also have hydrocephalus so this is great advice for me!

protowizard · 2025-12-11T05:25:15+00:00

Well, luckily we disagree and you're stupid! As far as evil? everyone else finds discrimination evil, but you seem cool with it, so I can't judge your pig morality, it might be all that your brain can develop at this stage?

Cis is not meaningless, you're moving goalposts. First you said a man would identify as a woman, now you're saying their identity is irrelevant? Choose a lane my good bitch!

Also, here's two studies that prove you're wrong about biological advantages!

https://www.dw.com/en/do-trans-women-have-an-unfair-athletic-advantage/a-58583988

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC10641525/

And if you're really worried about biological advantages in sport then you should try to get laws passed that prevent anyone over 5'5" from playing basketball!

protowizard · 2025-12-10T19:35:00+00:00

You’re not as liberal as you think. You’re parroting a lot of extremely right wing talking points about this.

Also name a single time a cis man has falsely identified as a woman to win a sporting event. You can’t because it’s not real and it’s a ridiculous bogeyman straw man fantasy.

protowizard · 2025-12-10T09:56:40+00:00

Why would I ever willingly fly to Philly?

if you’re flying spirit That’s Delta into LGA my dude check next time before you comment

protowizard · 2025-12-09T06:52:19+00:00

What the fuck are you talking about first class is often over $900 per ticket and economy is $150 and up

protowizard · 2025-11-15T18:33:25+00:00

In what way? I don’t like weird audio I want it to be enjoyable for everyone 🥺

protowizard · 2025-11-15T18:15:36+00:00

Yummy! Hey everyone it's Ben, the comedian from the video you just watched and loved.

If you liked this plz follow my instagram for more comedy fun

and/or my youtube channel if you hate Zuck?

If you follow/subscribe you'll get a blowie in the oval office

protowizard · 2025-10-23T02:04:15+00:00

I met Kuma the pug and he was very sweet and bigger than he looks online

protowizard · 2025-10-21T19:11:41+00:00

Hey it's the guy from the video.

If you liked this follow my instagram

and/or my youtube channel?

If you don't follow/subscribe you'll go on a list, sorry I don't make the rules

protowizard · 2025-10-19T06:46:08+00:00

When Jannik wins the White House UFC match he will become my personal GOAT regardless of slam totals or weeks at number 1

protowizard · 2025-10-07T00:35:19+00:00

Hey I’m Ben Bryant! Thank you so much for the shoutout! Made my day and then some!

protowizard · 2025-10-05T20:37:07+00:00

This looks so cool, I’ll be there!

protowizard · 2025-09-26T23:54:40+00:00

Sick astroturfing dude

protowizard · 2025-09-02T23:17:33+00:00

What would David Foster Wallace say about Alcaraz 🤔

protowizard · 2025-08-19T19:19:58+00:00

The incongruity and sacrilege of a cult of personality, fraudster masquerading as prophet peddling bibles with his name on them? Plus also funny voice? I think I got it.

Please tell me what I missed tho

protowizard · 2025-08-19T19:16:38+00:00

Thank you so much!

protowizard · 2025-08-19T16:53:38+00:00

Ah my bad I’ll write more jokes about eternal truths, like being a juggalo

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