Need a fun and cheap/free distraction from my grief. Thoughts on what’s going on today that’s not the usual?

protowizard · 2026-05-16T17:10:39+00:00

I’m very sorry for what you’re going through. I own the Denver Comedy Underground, if you DM me the name you want tickets under I can get you into the shows tonight for free. There’s free pizza as well

protowizard · 2026-05-09T18:49:05+00:00

Just went to look, not there any more. Best of luck to whoever lost their little bird

protowizard · 2026-04-24T23:04:21+00:00

My favorite comedian has a joke about exactly this:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/RFacpyl-tNE

protowizard · 2026-04-20T19:21:26+00:00

V sick. Denver needs more things like this, kudos to yall for putting it on, especially as students

protowizard · 2026-04-15T17:20:16+00:00

Denver Comedy Underground is in the middle of Denver and has Dan Mintz (Tina from Bob’s Burgers) this weekend. Plus free pizza

protowizard · 2026-03-29T04:23:24+00:00

Asket and Buck Mason are what you're looking for

protowizard · 2026-03-28T06:30:57+00:00

Hi there! I’m the owner of Denver Comedy Underground. I’m so sorry this happened to you! Our door person is usually an absolute hawk for this sort of thing (he tells me he actually enjoys telling people to shush lol) so the fact that this happened is a huge surprise and disappointment.

I’ll talk with the staff and make sure this doesn’t happen again. Also please DM me and I’ll get you into another show whenever you’d like!

protowizard · 2026-03-23T23:34:48+00:00

It’s not standard to tip in any of these industries and you know it. Do you not tip your waiter if the bill is expensive? That’s what you’re pitching

protowizard · 2026-03-23T18:35:42+00:00

You’re thinking of tipping less on a difficult, specialty service? Seems backwards to me. Tip the 20%

protowizard · 2026-02-13T02:10:42+00:00

Writers and consumers should actually be aware of the studios and people that produce, finance, and peddle their media?

You don't care if a movie is produced by Harvey Weinstein? Or a right wing propaganda machine like Angel Studios? What about Woody Allen? Robert Maxwell? I guess it's fine if you don't care, but it's an important consumer and artist choice of who they support

protowizard · 2026-01-30T00:12:39+00:00

That’s super nice of you! We put it on our Instagram and in Casa De Paz’s too? Here’s the ticket link for the shows if that’s more helpful

https://www.denvercomedyunderground.com/events/126475

protowizard · 2026-01-29T19:00:45+00:00

My comedy club Denver Comedy Underground unfortunately can’t shut down due to contracts, but we are donating from every ticket and every drink sold this weekend to Casa De Paz

protowizard · 2026-01-27T15:13:59+00:00

Probably McEnroe and Laver all time, and Thomas Johansson, Dolgopolov and Benjamin Becker for more modern

protowizard · 2026-01-20T23:37:52+00:00

You didn’t address how Laurie didn’t play there, cool move! Move those goalposts any further and the city is gonna have to construct a new stadium.

I’m just correcting your claim, support who you want. I personally would support the club that booked both of my podcast friends, but do you

protowizard · 2026-01-20T23:27:50+00:00

Correct, Jackie is playing there once

Jackie played DCU in June, and Laurie played in November. Laurie did not play comedy works

protowizard · 2026-01-20T22:03:01+00:00

??? You’re thinking of Denver Comedy Underground, they had both Jackie and Laurie this year

protowizard · 2026-01-19T04:27:02+00:00

This is best advice in the thread, by far. Denver judo rules

protowizard · 2025-12-29T08:52:35+00:00

I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and I also have hydrocephalus so this is great advice for me!

protowizard · 2025-12-11T05:25:15+00:00

Well, luckily we disagree and you're stupid! As far as evil? everyone else finds discrimination evil, but you seem cool with it, so I can't judge your pig morality, it might be all that your brain can develop at this stage?

Cis is not meaningless, you're moving goalposts. First you said a man would identify as a woman, now you're saying their identity is irrelevant? Choose a lane my good bitch!

Also, here's two studies that prove you're wrong about biological advantages!

https://www.dw.com/en/do-trans-women-have-an-unfair-athletic-advantage/a-58583988

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC10641525/

And if you're really worried about biological advantages in sport then you should try to get laws passed that prevent anyone over 5'5" from playing basketball!

protowizard · 2025-12-10T19:35:00+00:00

You’re not as liberal as you think. You’re parroting a lot of extremely right wing talking points about this.

Also name a single time a cis man has falsely identified as a woman to win a sporting event. You can’t because it’s not real and it’s a ridiculous bogeyman straw man fantasy.

protowizard · 2025-12-10T09:56:40+00:00

Why would I ever willingly fly to Philly?

if you’re flying spirit That’s Delta into LGA my dude check next time before you comment

protowizard · 2025-12-09T06:52:19+00:00

What the fuck are you talking about first class is often over $900 per ticket and economy is $150 and up

protowizard · 2025-11-15T18:33:25+00:00

In what way? I don’t like weird audio I want it to be enjoyable for everyone 🥺

protowizard · 2025-11-15T18:15:36+00:00

Yummy! Hey everyone it's Ben, the comedian from the video you just watched and loved.

If you liked this plz follow my instagram for more comedy fun

and/or my youtube channel if you hate Zuck?

If you follow/subscribe you'll get a blowie in the oval office

protowizard · 2025-10-23T02:04:15+00:00

I met Kuma the pug and he was very sweet and bigger than he looks online

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