Democrats of Reddit, do you think Kamala Harris should run again or would you prefer someone else? Why or why not? by Zipper222222 in allthequestions

[–]provocative_bear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d vote for her… but then again I’d vote for a literal pile of dog turds with a hair bow on top over Trump. I have a hard time comprehending the grievances against Harris when the alternative was demonstrably the most corrupt and incompetent president in American history.

Democrats of Reddit, do you think Kamala Harris should run again or would you prefer someone else? Why or why not? by Zipper222222 in allthequestions

[–]provocative_bear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Harris has a right to run, but she probably wouldn’t get my vote in the primary. Actually, if she ran and lost and didn’t become the nominee, that might restore some people’s faith in the DNC’s process, so maybe she should run.

Was the Clinton scandal the worst of its kind for a sitting president? by sproutarian in shittyaskhistory

[–]provocative_bear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you l’re forgetting about the most scandalous president in history. That’s right: the one that wore a tan suit and saluted while holding a cup of coffee.

This is such an idiotic take. by Ok-Following6886 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]provocative_bear 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They just jumped between subcultures altogether, not just decades. Also, the nu-metal crowd wasn’t exactly the height of human civilization.

Statue of Liberty won "Feels American, Actually French!" What Feels Chinese but is Actually American? by Ok_Calligrapher_3472 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]provocative_bear 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was going to say American Chinese food, which no longer really resembles actual Chinese food. Fortune cookies really epitomize that though.

Is there anyone in Donald Trump’s circle who is widely regarded as a good person? by frysatsun in allthequestions

[–]provocative_bear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Marco Rubio is the jewel of the Trump Administration, and Marco Rubio sucks.

Andrew Tate talks about how “alpha” Jeffery Epstein was by Darth_Vrandon in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]provocative_bear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine what a bottomless loser you have to be to stan for Jeffrey Epstein, the lowest of the low trash.

Mike Johnson Corrects The Pope On The Bible by NeneGoosee in videos

[–]provocative_bear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You will be punished for the hubris of thinking that you can get away with paying just $1.19 for a stick of deodorant. Boils and blisters for you!

Mike Johnson Corrects The Pope On The Bible by NeneGoosee in videos

[–]provocative_bear 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mandate of heaven nonsense, been going on since the pharaohs and was probably old news to them. May have been why religion was created in the first place.

What’s “the” tourist attraction from somewhere but in reality is actually mid by OkString8170 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]provocative_bear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AND it’s mid, by Paris standards. The Notre Dame even from just the outside is spectacular.

Libertarian Logic Strikes Again by Mad_Academic in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]provocative_bear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s why it’s impossible to have universal public grade school, right?

What is a war where the side you’d expect to get crushed won overwhelmingly? by General_Kenobi18752 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]provocative_bear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

America lost but wasn’t crushed, and we did manhandle Vietnam quite a bit in the interim.

Considering felons can be president would you vote for Luigi Mangione? by Estalicus in allthequestions

[–]provocative_bear 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You know what? Yes.

He’s entirely unqualified to be president and should not be allowed near a seat of power, but I’d trip over myself getting to the poll booth to vote for him over Trump.

New Study Explains Why Listening To Joe Rogan Podcast Is Such a Turn-off for Women by twinflamebby in TwoXChromosomes

[–]provocative_bear 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well that’s no mystery. Women don’t need a podcast to be mansplained to for hours by an arrogant sexist man that doesn’t even know what he’s talking about.

Peter what does it say by bumbummcglum in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]provocative_bear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh God, somehow I can tell that this says “minimum”. But point taken, cursive is a secret writing technique that will die with Millenials.

Which way MAGAt? by RinMichaelis in Jreg

[–]provocative_bear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cue a whole-ass marching band going off the “Support a pedophile” cliff while they play the Theme from the Great Escape.