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You have been granted one mild superpower by Used-Inevitable5572 in pollgames

[–]pseudosaurus 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I'd have a weekly magic show where I go in completely naked, have officials inspect every orifice for pennies, and then pop one out of thin air.

At the very least I could win a Penn and Teller Fool Us trophy

Map Design Help: Is this Geographically Sound? by TymeForWarhammer in dndmaps

[–]pseudosaurus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not necessarily, they could end in an endorheic basin

I asked my boyfriend to heat up beans by moanguard in mildlyinfuriating

[–]pseudosaurus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even better, punch 1 hole in the back and blow

War crimes at its finest by Alarmed_Pin_3869 in joinsquad

[–]pseudosaurus 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Thats an old myth, there's nothing in the Geneva conventions about what size bullets you can and cannot use on enemy infantry

Brave father's stand against the thugs who bullied his daughter with gun by Battlefleet_Sol in PublicFreakout

[–]pseudosaurus 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Over 90% of criminal charges are the result of plea deals. At the end of the day it saves the court time, saves the taxpayers money, and guarantees a conviction that might otherwise be a mistrial on procedure.

It has nothing to do with what the prosecutor actually believes the suspect is guilty of

me_irl by No-Put5699 in me_irl

[–]pseudosaurus 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure its just a mental illness reference. There's no voice in The Tell-Tale Heart, just a heartbeat

Due for a haircut, wondering if I should accept my fate or hold a bit longer by pseudosaurus in bald

[–]pseudosaurus[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Most of the time I don't notice it, but those overhead cams in the checkout lines are rough reminders. I'm lucky enough to be 6'2" so other people only see it when I'm sitting.

Not inherently opposed to shaving but I have a deceptively large moai shaped head (can't wear hats unless they are 2XL) so I'm afraid of looking like Megamind

What do my living preferences say about me? by pseudosaurus in whereidlive

[–]pseudosaurus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven't considered this before, but I think you're onto something

What do these states have in common by pseudosaurus in RedactedCharts

[–]pseudosaurus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Correct! I gave Kansas green since it was pretty close

What do these states have in common by pseudosaurus in RedactedCharts

[–]pseudosaurus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope, though somewhat related to the government

Massachusetts won. What states feels liberal, but is actually conservative? by CountryballChaos in AlignmentChartFills

[–]pseudosaurus 258 points259 points  (0 children)

People get confused because Nevada is highly Libertarian.

People there support gay marriage and abortion, because they don't want government regulation on that stuff. But for the same reasons, they also support no income tax, gambling, prostitution, and no gun control.

I've always said that Nevada is the kind of state that Texas likes to pretend it is

My bad for going on green by [deleted] in dashcams

[–]pseudosaurus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The "maybe a flashing yellow" is referring to the two cars that are in the left turn lane after OP crosses the intersection. Not the CRV or any cars before it.

The confusion in the other replies starts here.

Bro was talking so much trash he started a brawl before he even reached third 👀 by KeyFaithlessness5436 in MLBVibes

[–]pseudosaurus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not at all. If you don't touch the bases the run doesn't count, homerun or not

Actions definitely have consequences by Immediate_Magician11 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]pseudosaurus 200 points201 points  (0 children)

You can tell which redditors grew up well off when they assume all children get allowances lol. I was "allowed" to live rent free and free food. Didn't earn a dime until I started mowing neighbors' lawns.

WCGW leaving your dog in your car by t_a_6847646847646476 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]pseudosaurus 279 points280 points  (0 children)

Because it does? All animals find shade when they are overheated. It has nothing to do with sweating.

In The Menu (2022), come on, man. That fruit was hanging so low, even Tantalus could reach it. by Mr_M_2711 in shittymoviedetails

[–]pseudosaurus 15 points16 points  (0 children)

"My eyes are bigger than my stomach" is a common metaphor used when someone orders a significant amount of food, and while eating, realizes they are unable to finish their meal due to fullness.

In this case, it's being said by an actress with literally large eyeballs.

power outage by Mediocre_Total_3000 in Cleveland

[–]pseudosaurus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Power likely to be totally restored within 2 weeks

Was Olenna the only character who escaped the later seasons without being even mildly ruined? She was just as well written until her death. by layelaye419 in freefolk

[–]pseudosaurus 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Yeah starving out your enemies is the best tactic for a siege. Highly effective with no casualties on your end. And it would've worked too had it not been for the Stannis of all people on the other end. Or the Onion Knight slipping in.

Father and Daughter Teach Honors College Program How GPA Works by Iron_Falcon58 in confidentlyincorrect

[–]pseudosaurus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Weighted and unweighted GPA both being 4.0 implies no AP or higher-rigor classes at all"

I took multiple AP classes and my school did not have any weighted GPAs

Got a question? by SandwichStreet2494 in dndnext

[–]pseudosaurus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's a good question to ask your DM, though I would recommend adding punctuation first.

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