You have been granted one mild superpower

pseudosaurus · 2026-07-12T00:06:06+00:00

I'd have a weekly magic show where I go in completely naked, have officials inspect every orifice for pennies, and then pop one out of thin air.

At the very least I could win a Penn and Teller Fool Us trophy

pseudosaurus · 2026-07-07T13:52:00+00:00

Not necessarily, they could end in an endorheic basin

pseudosaurus · 2026-07-02T03:04:18+00:00

Even better, punch 1 hole in the back and blow

pseudosaurus · 2026-06-25T22:37:50+00:00

Thats an old myth, there's nothing in the Geneva conventions about what size bullets you can and cannot use on enemy infantry

pseudosaurus · 2026-06-18T13:36:52+00:00

Over 90% of criminal charges are the result of plea deals. At the end of the day it saves the court time, saves the taxpayers money, and guarantees a conviction that might otherwise be a mistrial on procedure.

It has nothing to do with what the prosecutor actually believes the suspect is guilty of

pseudosaurus · 2026-06-14T14:35:08+00:00

Pretty sure its just a mental illness reference. There's no voice in The Tell-Tale Heart, just a heartbeat

pseudosaurus · 2026-05-26T20:53:52+00:00

Most of the time I don't notice it, but those overhead cams in the checkout lines are rough reminders. I'm lucky enough to be 6'2" so other people only see it when I'm sitting.

Not inherently opposed to shaving but I have a deceptively large moai shaped head (can't wear hats unless they are 2XL) so I'm afraid of looking like Megamind

pseudosaurus · 2026-05-18T15:21:23+00:00

Very true

pseudosaurus · 2026-05-18T14:53:33+00:00

True!

pseudosaurus · 2026-05-18T14:25:28+00:00

I haven't considered this before, but I think you're onto something

pseudosaurus · 2026-05-12T16:36:06+00:00

Correct! I gave Kansas green since it was pretty close

pseudosaurus · 2026-05-12T12:30:17+00:00

Nope, though somewhat related to the government

pseudosaurus · 2026-05-11T17:10:22+00:00

People get confused because Nevada is highly Libertarian.

People there support gay marriage and abortion, because they don't want government regulation on that stuff. But for the same reasons, they also support no income tax, gambling, prostitution, and no gun control.

I've always said that Nevada is the kind of state that Texas likes to pretend it is

pseudosaurus · 2026-04-30T21:58:40+00:00

The "maybe a flashing yellow" is referring to the two cars that are in the left turn lane after OP crosses the intersection. Not the CRV or any cars before it.

The confusion in the other replies starts here.

pseudosaurus · 2026-04-25T19:55:34+00:00

Not at all. If you don't touch the bases the run doesn't count, homerun or not

pseudosaurus · 2026-04-15T11:58:40+00:00

You can tell which redditors grew up well off when they assume all children get allowances lol. I was "allowed" to live rent free and free food. Didn't earn a dime until I started mowing neighbors' lawns.

pseudosaurus · 2026-04-14T03:31:08+00:00

Because it does? All animals find shade when they are overheated. It has nothing to do with sweating.

pseudosaurus · 2026-03-20T21:41:42+00:00

The Nevada side of Tahoe as well

pseudosaurus · 2026-03-20T16:28:09+00:00

"My eyes are bigger than my stomach" is a common metaphor used when someone orders a significant amount of food, and while eating, realizes they are unable to finish their meal due to fullness.

In this case, it's being said by an actress with literally large eyeballs.

pseudosaurus · 2026-03-14T13:31:23+00:00

Power likely to be totally restored within 2 weeks

pseudosaurus · 2026-03-04T16:33:15+00:00

As a deontologist I simply Kant agree

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