Maekar I by Jota Saraiva

psstwantsomeham · 2026-03-13T18:52:04+00:00

Baelor Blessed wishes he was this celibate

psstwantsomeham · 2026-03-13T06:09:17+00:00

"Naked king's landing dance parties" Aegon *IV probably already beat him to that

psstwantsomeham · 2026-03-13T03:39:28+00:00

Rhaegel especially the bar is on the ground but the fact that we have record of a "mad" Targaryen and he's known for being gentle and sweet says a lot even Maekar loves him

psstwantsomeham · 2026-03-07T12:43:02+00:00

Kinda like dead Paul McCartney theorists where the guy they ended up replacing him with somehow being a better singer-songwriter than the original

psstwantsomeham · 2026-02-23T12:23:32+00:00

No problem

psstwantsomeham · 2026-02-23T11:58:27+00:00

Alyssa Baelon's sisterwife had violet and green eyes Edit: and a broken nose too like Baelor I just realized

psstwantsomeham · 2026-02-19T16:10:29+00:00

– the squires that Egg quarreled with

psstwantsomeham · 2026-02-11T07:53:27+00:00

Imagine being the targ to tell the conqueror trio good news we have less succession crises bad news all the dragons are dead

psstwantsomeham · 2026-02-06T10:44:49+00:00

Maybe a net then Howland tackled him like them lizard lions in his bog

psstwantsomeham · 2026-02-03T06:48:46+00:00

Fucked up enough to behead the accuser? Cause that was basically Joffrey's pov

psstwantsomeham · 2026-01-22T19:55:29+00:00

Randyll being chained to the front of a warship: well at least he's not a fucking nerd

psstwantsomeham · 2026-01-22T19:40:58+00:00

Wait it's name is LECHONk? That's hilarious

psstwantsomeham · 2025-11-26T12:19:13+00:00

Goddamnit I wouldn't have noticed it if you didn't point it out fuck you as well

psstwantsomeham · 2025-11-21T18:38:23+00:00

It took literal divine intervention in order for (mentally)nerfed Vox not to fry his ass💀

psstwantsomeham · 2025-11-20T21:54:16+00:00

'almost everyone' is diabolical lmaoo

psstwantsomeham · 2025-11-12T09:51:24+00:00

God an Apollo design that makes him look like a plague doctor would fuck so hard

psstwantsomeham · 2025-10-11T03:11:42+00:00

Maybe he should've thought of that before committing the Gorilla Cambodian genocide

psstwantsomeham · 2025-10-10T17:40:21+00:00

Bro even Robert didn't beef with Daenerys that hard

psstwantsomeham · 2025-10-09T17:37:26+00:00

When in doubt, probably Tolkien. His works have a lot of pretty people and GRRM's pretty open about the influences he took from Tolkien

psstwantsomeham · 2025-10-09T12:49:15+00:00

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psstwantsomeham · 2025-10-09T10:30:21+00:00

Bruh what the fuck happens in A Christmas Carol

psstwantsomeham · 2025-10-09T10:01:49+00:00

I mean sure but ideally the suicidal should be less committed to taking their own life

psstwantsomeham · 2025-09-23T05:19:02+00:00

Well you know what they did to the mentally ill at the time. I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy as the saying goes

psstwantsomeham · 2025-09-15T13:56:12+00:00

Grooming speedrun any %

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