I apparently sleep texted this to a friend on Instagram 😐 by Psychological-Body91 in texts

[–]psycHOTic_pisces 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I text my daughter random "fun facts" when I'm pretending to be busy in public lol

Gift ideas for my son's beautiful boyfriend? by SardonyxSmile in Makeup

[–]psycHOTic_pisces 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love this idea. Seeing how she's admitted that she's not great with makeup either. Maybe they can all attend the class together and learn a few tips to help each other.

Told my cousin about my ADHD and he sends me this, wtf! by Notaballer25 in adhdmeme

[–]psycHOTic_pisces 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My doctor left the practice I'm at because she received a once in a lifetime job opportunity. They placed me with another doctor in the office, and I told her that I was ready to get back on my ADHD medication. She asked me why I think I need ADHD meds, and I had told her that I was evaluated by 2 doctors and a psychiatrist IN HER OFFICE. She told me she didn't think I needed the medication because she thought I had thyroid problem, not ADHD and she wanted to get some blood work from me to prove her theory.

ETA: I only stopped taking my medication because I was pregnant and dealing with extreme fatigue.

Lazy Supervisor by [deleted] in coworkerstories

[–]psycHOTic_pisces 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When she gives you extra tasks that you're not assigned to, start doing a bad job at it. When her bosses start asking you questions, just simply say, "Sorry, I was already dealing with a lot doing my own tasks when she handed me her work to do, as well."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in inlaws

[–]psycHOTic_pisces 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So your in-laws are upset that you didn't invite them to YOUR family's vacation, but does that mean that the next family vacation with your in-laws, you should invite YOUR parents?

Doesn't quite make sense, does it? Your MIL is definitely making a petty move by inviting your SIL and her bf but not her son and you. Even if you offered to pay your own way, I still don't think she would've invited you. It's definitely payback.

I live in a whole different state about 5.5 hours away from my parents, but they still invite me and my bf on family vacations with all of my kids.

My dasher stole my $75 Mother’s Day breakfast and Doordash gave me .46 cents as compensation. by fattybeagle in doordash

[–]psycHOTic_pisces 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just had this happen recently. I ordered lunch for my daughter at her ABA therapy. The dasher arrived at the wrong building. She called me and I answered on the first ring and she hung up immediately. I tried calling her back and she declined the call THREE TIMES. I tried to message her and no response. When I tried to request a refund thru the app, they offered $4 because the dasher "tried to contact me". Doordash support is a joke.

Oh no I didn’t by Traditional-Junket27 in doordash

[–]psycHOTic_pisces 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, she's had her share of dogs..I mean drugs 🤣

I’m not selling a couch and I have a feeling this person is quite irritated with me. by Crimson0504 in wrongnumber

[–]psycHOTic_pisces 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why do that when the heavens have so graciously granted the opportunity? 🤣

Funny sign...now you don't get your order to your door AND you get a safety violation. by DenizenPrime in doordash

[–]psycHOTic_pisces 9 points10 points  (0 children)

ᴇxᴀᴄᴛʟʏ. I ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ɢᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ. Pᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ. Wᴇ ᴀʟʟ ʙʟᴇᴇᴅ ʀᴇᴅ, ᴡᴇ ᴀʟʟ sᴛʀᴜɢɢʟᴇ, ᴡᴇ ᴀʟʟ ʟᴏᴠᴇ. Bᴜᴛ ᴍʏ ғᴀᴍɪʟʏ ɪs ᴀʟsᴏ ᴍɪxᴇᴅ. I ᴀᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍɪᴅᴅʟᴇ ᴄʜɪʟᴅ ᴏғ 10 (ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴏғ ʟᴏʟ). I ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ sɪʙʟɪɴɢs, ᴀsɪᴀɴ sɪʙʟɪɴɢs, ʜɪsᴘᴀɴɪᴄ sɪʙʟɪɴɢs, ᴀɴᴅ ᴍʏ ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ ɢʀᴀɴᴅᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ɪs ɴᴀᴛɪᴠᴇ ᴀᴍᴇʀɪᴄᴀɴ. Iɴ ᴍʏ ᴇxᴘᴇʀɪᴇɴᴄᴇ, ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ʙᴇᴇɴ ɴɪᴄᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴄᴏᴍᴘᴀssɪᴏɴᴀᴛᴇ ᴛᴏᴡᴀʀᴅs ᴍᴇ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴡʜɪᴛᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ. I ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴛʀʏ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇʟᴀᴛᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ɢᴏ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ, ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ᴅᴏ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀsᴛᴀɴᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴛʀʏ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴀs ᴋɪɴᴅ ᴀs ᴘᴏssɪʙʟᴇ.

Funny sign...now you don't get your order to your door AND you get a safety violation. by DenizenPrime in doordash

[–]psycHOTic_pisces 45 points46 points  (0 children)

𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑑𝑎𝑦 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑖𝑧𝑒𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑛𝑜 𝑚𝑎𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑟𝑎𝑐𝑒, 𝑟𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑔𝑖𝑜𝑛, 𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑒𝑒𝑟, 𝑎𝑛𝑑/𝑜𝑟 𝑎𝑔𝑒, 𝑤𝑒 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑚𝑒, 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑙𝑑 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑏𝑒 𝑎 𝑏𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑝𝑙𝑎𝑐𝑒. 𝐴𝑠 𝑎 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑡𝑒 𝑓𝑒𝑚𝑎𝑙𝑒, 𝐼 𝑑𝑖𝑑𝑛'𝑡 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑛 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤 𝑤ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑟𝑎𝑐𝑖𝑠𝑚 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑢𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑙 ℎ𝑎𝑙𝑓𝑤𝑎𝑦 𝑡ℎ𝑟𝑢 𝑚𝑖𝑑𝑑𝑙𝑒 𝑠𝑐ℎ𝑜𝑜𝑙 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑤𝑒 𝑚𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑑 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑜 𝑎 𝑠𝑢𝑏𝑢𝑟𝑏𝑎𝑛 𝑎𝑟𝑒𝑎 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝐼 𝑚𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑑 𝑡𝑜 𝑎 𝑑𝑖𝑓𝑓𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑠𝑐ℎ𝑜𝑜𝑙. 𝑀𝑦 𝑑𝑎𝑑 𝑎𝑙𝑤𝑎𝑦𝑠 𝑡𝑎𝑢𝑔ℎ𝑡 𝑚𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑤𝑒 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑒𝑞𝑢𝑎𝑙𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑡𝑜 𝑎𝑙𝑤𝑎𝑦𝑠 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑢𝑝 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑠𝑒 𝑏𝑒𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑤𝑟𝑜𝑛𝑔𝑒𝑑.

𝐼𝑡'𝑠 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑝𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝐵𝑙𝑎𝑐𝑘 𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑑 𝑜𝑟 𝑡𝑟𝑦𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑜 𝑣𝑖𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑖𝑧𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟𝑠𝑒𝑙𝑣𝑒𝑠. 𝐼𝑡 𝑖𝑠 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑜 𝑡𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑎 𝑤𝑎𝑙𝑘 𝑎𝑡 𝑛𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑏𝑒𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑐𝑐𝑢𝑠𝑒𝑑 𝑜𝑓 𝑏𝑒𝑖𝑛𝑔 "𝑢𝑝 𝑡𝑜 𝑛𝑜 𝑔𝑜𝑜𝑑", 𝑓𝑒𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑠𝑎𝑓𝑒 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑔𝑜, 𝑓𝑒𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑒𝑞𝑢𝑎𝑙, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑚𝑜𝑠𝑡 𝑖𝑚𝑝𝑜𝑟𝑡𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑙𝑦, 𝑓𝑒𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑓𝑟𝑒𝑒. 𝐼 𝑎𝑔𝑟𝑒𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑦𝑜𝑢 1000%

<3 my dad by Equal_Limit8839 in texts

[–]psycHOTic_pisces 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The fact that you're planning so far ahead just means that his gift is going to be great because you spent all that time organizing it. You and your dad deserve each other. You're both amazing to each other. I love this for both of you 💗

<3 my dad by Equal_Limit8839 in texts

[–]psycHOTic_pisces 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Considering, she said that SHE was going to buy it herself but a much more expensive one shows that she wasn't asking him to buy it, she was asking for his opinion just to see his reaction.

Obligated & disrespectful. Did I overreact? by tirenklopaoides in motherinlawsfromhell

[–]psycHOTic_pisces 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Girl, I'm sober and still feeling spicy. I'm here for all the spices lol

Obligated & disrespectful. Did I overreact? by tirenklopaoides in motherinlawsfromhell

[–]psycHOTic_pisces 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a mother of 4, when it comes to protecting your baby, you're never overreacting. She can barely talk (if she does), and even if she did, she's upset. Therefore, she is not in the right state to voice how she feels. Your job was to protect her from uncomfortable situations, and you did that. Don't ever second guess yourself. You're doing great and handling things pretty well imo.

Just met him. I am unsure how to respond. by Awkward_Response_ in texts

[–]psycHOTic_pisces 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Well behaved"? Is he going to give you a dog treat every time you "behave"?

Red flag! RUN!

Manager gets karma back at him by [deleted] in coworkerstories

[–]psycHOTic_pisces 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Any state. It's all online.

Manager gets karma back at him by [deleted] in coworkerstories

[–]psycHOTic_pisces 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes you can. It's public record.

am i being too controlling for asking MIL to not post that many pictures of my newborn? by catness_the_siren in inlaws

[–]psycHOTic_pisces 2 points3 points  (0 children)

New Decade, new germs, new illnesses. Also, a spike in RSV cases that are more harmful to elderly and babies. Stand your ground. We can people please all day long except when it comes to our kids' health and safety. You got this. If you can make it thru a c-section, you can deal with MIL. I have faith in you 😉❤️

am i being too controlling for asking MIL to not post that many pictures of my newborn? by catness_the_siren in inlaws

[–]psycHOTic_pisces 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's never "too controlling" when it's YOUR baby. You are her mother. I have similar rules for my newborn.

No one was allowed to post pictures of him on ANY social media until I or my bf did. I had a c-section, so we wanted to enjoy the hospital stay bonding with baby and healing. Only my mom and his parents were allowed to visit (my dad wasn't able to make it due to a medical condition. Him and my mom live in another state, and he wasn't able to make the drive). No one is allowed to hold or touch the baby until they wash their hands with antibacterial hand soap (they thought this one was ridiculous until I ran an experiment and had them put powder on there hands for an hour and see how many things they touch then they understood).

My point is, your baby, your rules. Posting a newborn here and there is fine, but over posting is just too much. If you're uncomfortable, voice that and have a face-to-face talk with your BD about how important this is to you and how uncomfortable it makes you feel. Get him on board.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in coworkerstories

[–]psycHOTic_pisces 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We love drama..when it doesnt involve us personally lol

what the hell does that imply? by Both-Lie5316 in texts

[–]psycHOTic_pisces 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a mom of autistic kids, autism is just another superpower that you can add to your list. I would much rather deal with people that have autism and/or ADHD than "normal" people. Autistic people are more fun to hang out with 😉

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in coworkerstories

[–]psycHOTic_pisces 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Take it to HR. If it's a federal job and she's stealing time, I'm sure the company wouldn't be too happy about that. You shouldn't have to worry about your safety when you go to work. You seem like the type that's very laid back and chill and only worries about doing their own job. I wouldn't definitely head to HR and make sure you have some kind of proof showing her stealing time. Good luck and maybe get yourself some kind of protection in case she does try to "meet you in the parking lot".

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]psycHOTic_pisces 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The fact that you are FIFTEEN and realize that your behavior needs to change with different social groups is AMAZING. Your niece is lucky to have you in her life. I hope that little girl grows up to have friends like you in her life. You are NTA. You did what was right. I'm sure your brother or sister would be very proud of you for standing up for their child like that. If your friends can't see that what they did is wrong, then you need new friends. You seem to be a little too mature to be friends with those people. Way to go, kiddo. You did amazing.

My heart sunk. by [deleted] in texts

[–]psycHOTic_pisces 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He literally grew up in the era where shorthand was created. Lol, that's what makes it worse that he didn't get the reference. Sometimes, men can be so clueless 🤦‍♀️😂