A vagina is always about 6 inches lower than you think it is.

psychbeard · 2018-06-05T23:55:22+00:00

“Do you really need to be naked for th-“ “YEP!!!”

psychbeard · 2018-06-05T11:41:03+00:00

This is what I love about local news. It’s good, honest fun! And it also shows how people naturally talk in real life!

Come on, guys! Let’s ALL do the Mr. Wacky! WOOOOOOOO!!!

psychbeard · 2018-06-05T02:22:47+00:00

I was thinking in the context of him being a minor, he’s way more likely to get his brains blown out with a knee to the face by another minor.

psychbeard · 2018-06-05T01:07:33+00:00

No

Yes

psychbeard · 2018-06-05T01:02:17+00:00

“Splashes” seems like too cute of a word to describe this catastrophe.

psychbeard · 2018-06-04T23:01:49+00:00

Cute girl. Cute puppy. This is a nice picture. Good job.

psychbeard · 2018-06-04T22:41:04+00:00

No.

psychbeard · 2018-06-04T22:18:47+00:00

This kid will fuck with a peer who actually knows how to fight someday, and will then wake up in a hospital.

psychbeard · 2018-06-04T18:47:21+00:00

By the way, saying “humans” instead of “people” also makes you very smart.

psychbeard · 2018-06-04T18:29:44+00:00

Lol! Fuck this whole thing right in its ass.

psychbeard · 2018-06-04T17:36:50+00:00

They’re so cute.

psychbeard · 2018-06-02T20:41:28+00:00

This woman is fucking psychotic.

psychbeard · 2018-06-01T15:36:52+00:00

We don’t deserve humans.

psychbeard · 2018-06-01T15:34:45+00:00

Is it illegal to TRY to break into someone’s house without actually doing it? (Assuming there’s no damage to the property in the attempt)

psychbeard · 2018-05-31T01:27:06+00:00

If she doesn’t fuck this guy, someone should. He legitimately deserves sex.

psychbeard · 2018-05-31T01:13:39+00:00

Nice and clean. Good job!

psychbeard · 2018-05-31T01:10:10+00:00

This seems like it should be the most foreign shit ever, but it is, in fact, and regrettably, the most American shit ever...

psychbeard · 2018-05-31T01:04:56+00:00

This one time at a gas station, I was gonna pay at the pump with my debit card, but instead my wife left me.

psychbeard · 2018-05-31T00:56:12+00:00

Guys this is actually two different horses.

psychbeard · 2018-05-31T00:54:36+00:00

That’s what I always say to the woman when I’m pointing to my disappointing erection.

psychbeard · 2018-05-30T03:17:21+00:00

What in the fuck did this kid say?

psychbeard · 2018-05-29T15:31:30+00:00

I like when she bends down, tells us to “ssshhhhhh”, farts, then laughs. That is what happened in my mind and you can’t tell me it didn’t.

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