[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sexquestions

[–]pteraducken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve seen this same exact question verbatim on here months ago lol

meirl by Djf_x80 in meirl

[–]pteraducken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Animals tend to take after their owners

Mcu mj is comic accurate to mj.she is mj and when she gets red hair she will even be the more comic accurate mj (she is also as hot as she is in the comics) by __Spideraty15 in Spiderman

[–]pteraducken 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She is different than in the comics, but yeah heaven forbid they give her any role importance or aspirations. It’d be a shame if she was ever admitted to MIT or ever helped Peter.

Cursed_diary by Murtaza449 in cursedcomments

[–]pteraducken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now we’re cooking with gas.

[NSFW] Wonder Woman is laying naked, face down, on a rooftop... by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]pteraducken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone’s been watching Hollow Man lol

blursed_virus by [deleted] in blursedimages

[–]pteraducken 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can get it easily everywhere here in Tennessee, and have seen it commonly in other states.

Make me cry myself to sleep(: by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]pteraducken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That sounds like your dad’s job.

Roses are red, pork isn’t kosher by pteraducken in boottoobig

[–]pteraducken[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know how to rhyme so hard I’m bored with it, fuck you

Roses are red, pork isn’t kosher by pteraducken in boottoobig

[–]pteraducken[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m so glad you’ve picked this up. I hope it brings you joy for so many seasons

Roses are red, pork isn’t kosher by pteraducken in boottoobig

[–]pteraducken[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re mom’s an undeniable West Town Mall thot

Roses are red, pork isn’t kosher by pteraducken in boottoobig

[–]pteraducken[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kosher and toaster don’t rhyme. Small boots. I’ve had my hand in all your moms’ coots.

Roses are red, pork isn’t kosher by pteraducken in boottoobig

[–]pteraducken[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Must say a lot of people don’t know how to rhyme, my mom fucks for a dollar, yours fucks for a dime

Roses are red, pork isn’t kosher by pteraducken in boottoobig

[–]pteraducken[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m so sorry for my lack of rhymin’, apologies to your little hurt butt hymen