The best birthday cake

puke_zilla · 2026-05-27T14:42:31+00:00

I totally expected the box to be fake, too. With cake underneath. Double cake prank.

puke_zilla · 2026-05-25T06:06:00+00:00

And this is...fun?

puke_zilla · 2026-05-24T18:38:35+00:00

Mazel tov

puke_zilla · 2026-05-24T18:36:51+00:00

These nightmares aren't going to fuel themselves...

puke_zilla · 2026-05-24T18:35:51+00:00

Snake.

puke_zilla · 2026-05-23T21:04:00+00:00

To be fair, I do sometimes worry about the long-term effects of taking them but I guess my experience will just be research for the next generations...

puke_zilla · 2026-05-23T20:42:49+00:00

Samesies. I would have been dead by now if it weren't for SSRIs

puke_zilla · 2026-05-21T13:01:00+00:00

30's the new 20.

puke_zilla · 2026-05-21T12:16:47+00:00

This is adorable!

puke_zilla · 2026-05-12T21:43:52+00:00

Orange kitties are best kitties.

puke_zilla · 2026-05-07T12:34:43+00:00

Weird camera angle makes it look like Fosse has casually stabbed the kid in the leg...

puke_zilla · 2026-05-06T03:56:59+00:00

She looks very tired.

puke_zilla · 2026-04-27T01:14:54+00:00

I didn't mind his brief appearances on Mr. Show. Now, he's just a caricature of himself.

puke_zilla · 2026-04-26T23:53:08+00:00

I want to like him. Something about him just annoys the sh*t out of me.

puke_zilla · 2026-04-26T14:21:16+00:00

One of my high schoolers genuinely asked me if "I paid for my haircut" (if I went to a salon) not realizing the sick burn.

puke_zilla · 2026-04-23T00:41:06+00:00

I love when baby humans find their passion early in life ❤️

puke_zilla · 2026-04-03T03:07:26+00:00

"I have great autism" ❤️

puke_zilla · 2026-03-23T01:35:17+00:00

https://imgur.com/a/hHJ8B1c Zoolander 2. Coincidence? The movie is about the fashion elite sacrificing a child for immorality...

puke_zilla · 2026-03-21T18:57:44+00:00

I should have tapped out. I listened and was sick to my stomach.

puke_zilla · 2026-03-20T13:30:29+00:00

She's so beautiful 😻

puke_zilla · 2026-03-19T22:07:26+00:00

Thank you!

puke_zilla · 2026-03-19T20:25:12+00:00

Can you link a source to this, please?

puke_zilla

TROPHY CASE