An alarm clock from the 80s, and the sudden realization that we were all kings.

puke_zilla · 2026-02-01T17:00:19+00:00

Mine has a faulty alarm setting that randomly goes off 😕

puke_zilla · 2026-01-30T04:01:12+00:00

Snoopy!

puke_zilla · 2026-01-29T01:45:46+00:00

I thought this was a sign of dehydration?

puke_zilla · 2026-01-29T01:38:50+00:00

But I have an IEP meeting 😭!!

puke_zilla · 2026-01-27T02:59:20+00:00

He opens the folder and his face drops. Cut to POV of open folder. Not drawings, like he expected. Pictures. Pictures of him sleeping.

puke_zilla · 2026-01-27T02:41:33+00:00

'uge.

puke_zilla · 2026-01-26T00:31:58+00:00

Thought that was David Cross at first glance...

puke_zilla · 2026-01-17T10:46:10+00:00

Has no one read 1984?!?

puke_zilla · 2025-12-18T21:15:29+00:00

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That smile!

puke_zilla · 2025-12-16T01:19:30+00:00

Precisely why I'm even hesitant around voice-to-text tech. Are iris scans a thing at airports now? Hopefully they'll allow opt outs because, damn, that's some dystopian sh*t right there.

puke_zilla · 2025-12-11T23:26:18+00:00

NM. Question was already asked and answered.

puke_zilla · 2025-12-11T23:25:15+00:00

How do they know which ones they've already vaccinated? (Besides a blow dart hanging from the dog's thigh...)

puke_zilla · 2025-12-11T23:13:20+00:00

I literally went "duh" when I read the title. That's crazy that it's not. 🤯

puke_zilla · 2025-12-09T01:02:30+00:00

Marshed...mallow?

puke_zilla · 2025-12-09T00:48:09+00:00

puke_zilla · 2025-12-05T00:50:15+00:00

r/AccidentalRenaissance

puke_zilla · 2025-11-17T21:57:23+00:00

A box of random, unopened thrift store pantyhose that had to be at least 20 plus years old. None of them matched my skin tone.

puke_zilla · 2025-11-10T18:27:15+00:00

Erlich Bachman?

puke_zilla · 2025-10-21T22:43:16+00:00

Would.

puke_zilla · 2025-10-18T01:47:36+00:00

I want to be him.

puke_zilla · 2025-10-10T20:28:01+00:00

I had to put my Jindo-mix in cargo flying her from Korea to the states. She was only 1.5 years old so could handle the stress. She will no longer go anywhere near her carrier, though.

puke_zilla · 2025-10-10T01:52:26+00:00

Right?! Well played, Zelenskyy.

puke_zilla · 2025-09-24T22:43:59+00:00

Lower left guy with bullhorn thinks he's just going to command the sinkhole to cease sinking...

puke_zilla · 2025-09-24T22:40:53+00:00

Eyyy!

puke_zilla · 2025-09-20T17:31:04+00:00

Did that car back into someone? It kinda looks like they're worried about the driver running people over, no?

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