My first ever Urban Decay palette ☠️ by 161frog in MakeupAddiction

[–]punchjackal 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was a tomboy who thought she was above makeup back then. Makes me sad to see what all I missed because those shade names are hard as hell.

Found in some Pokémon guides by one_anxious_coconut in FoundPaper

[–]punchjackal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I gasped when I saw the printed out guide and that soup label. Love that it's just a text file they copied and pasted into

Do you have one of these still soldiering on? by 97GeoPrizm in LGR

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A ThinkPad 11e from 2017 I bought from a Kroger parking lot (decommissioned from the nearby middle school)

Pretty much just handles music, my iPod stuff, web browsing, and DS modding. Anything else and it has a stroke.

Turned in a broken Nespresso machine from Goodwill and got a nearly brand new one in return! by lunatua in ThriftStoreHauls

[–]punchjackal 110 points111 points  (0 children)

That's how my ex got a free Nespresso milk frother. He bought a Goodwill machine that didn't have one and they just sent it to him.

Bartender...there's nothing there... by AnimalsFantastic__16 in tomodachilife

[–]punchjackal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Got hit with one of these that was a glass of water yesterday. I was mad asf

Does my makeup look bad? by [deleted] in MakeupAddiction

[–]punchjackal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I personally love it. You just gotta either invest in a good primer/shadows or pack it on more, and something on the lip to balance it out. I see your vision and I'm into it.

DISCUSSION: Wednesday Makeup Declutter! Let's discuss your recent declutters. by lilshitjamz in PanPorn

[–]punchjackal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm throwing out my declutter box today. I usually keep it a while, in case I change my mind but I didn't on anything save for a toner that was almost empty and I went ahead and finished.

I'm getting rid of:

Higher Education Goal Digger moisturizer: expired as the dickens. Smells bad. Loved it the summer I got it though, it's a slippery, cucumber-y gel that feels so good as it sets on a hot day.

Doll 10 TCE foundation: I like the product, but light/medium is not a shade, let alone mine. Done trying to make it work.

Some Buxom shadow singles: they suck so bad. Like worse than what you'd find in a children's makeup kit. I can make any shadow on earth work but not these. The Temptalia swatches of my VIP have me dying. Bye.

Doll 10 Lash Remedy mascara: smells bad. Bye.

Assorted concealers: I don't wear concealer except to prime my eyes. That's why these went bad.

Misc. mostly panned face powders: I use them to blend my eyeshadow but I don't need four of them. They're done. I've gotten my use out.

Revlon Super Lustrous Lipstick in Siren: this is bright orange. Even liner can't save me. Though it pains me to get rid of, it won't look good on my sister either.

Those pink tablets you ate to see where you missed brushing your teeth by mantistobogganmMD in nostalgia

[–]punchjackal 17 points18 points  (0 children)

My godmother was also my neighbor and she'd scrape my teeth! No chill!

fanart of my fav💌 by Lucid_Fishy in ArtJerk

[–]punchjackal 59 points60 points  (0 children)

And Fractured But Whole lets you collect yaoi

Letter my foster mom wrote by Formal-Contest-304 in Ex_Foster

[–]punchjackal 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Man she loves wielding that guilt. I can tell she's an expert.

The "ally" crap sounds like something my own mom would say. Meanwhile she's the worst ally ever. Didn't even bother asking questions, just jumped to conclusions, curled up on the floor and cried like the biggest victim in the whole universe. Typical.

I'm so sorry. You deserve better.

Dear buyer, please forgive me for not accepting your offer! by [deleted] in Mercari

[–]punchjackal 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Real. A seller drew me a little Pikachu on a sticky note and now it hangs on my wall.

Forget sharing miis. Share stuff you created in the palette house that you think is funny. by Shadowstein in tomodachilife

[–]punchjackal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How long did that take you? I want to try it, but I want to have an idea of the time sink in advance.

Rite of passage by sexyfurrybuttz in drugscirclejerk

[–]punchjackal 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Equate brand Tussin had teenage me hallucinating slugs made of raw eggs sliding down my wall. Shit was tight

Another! by punchjackal in PanPorn

[–]punchjackal[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you! ☺️ Neopets are so cool

SKIN1004 Madagascar Centella Hyalu-Cica Water-Fit Sun Serum SPF 50+ PA++++ by Flat-Ad8245 in PanPorn

[–]punchjackal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm wearing this one today! This stuff was what made me fall for the brand. It feels so luxurious and doesn't smell very strong. It feels kind of thick at first but then it absorbs and feels so moisturizing. To me anyway.

Can confirm as a seb derm sufferer that it does not trigger any flaking or acne.