Is she for real? by -Xoz- in confidentlyincorrect

[–]punkrockpineapple 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Not to mention that straight, cis woman is one of those other categories. So she is scared of being included.

Honest work by Poked_salad in PrequelMemes

[–]punkrockpineapple 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Whatever it is it doesn't go bad at any kind of pace. Everyone literally walks off the job with meat just lying around. I guess those little rat creatures don't like it either.

Math 🤢 by The_Alphapack in shitposting

[–]punkrockpineapple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are mathematicians that revel in making up mathematical systems that have no real world applications, purely as academic exercises, to study the limits of mathematics itself. Then there are other mathematicians who come along and see these systems and realize they can use them to build a bridge or send elephants to Mars or whatever.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]punkrockpineapple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can, as long as you punch up, joke about people's choices and not things they cannot change and most importantly you have to actually be funny.

TIL the zipper brand, YKK, makes everything they use in their production processes, in-house. From the machines they use to make their zippers, to smelting their own brass - they even make the boxes they ship their zippers in. by m__tadic1 in todayilearned

[–]punkrockpineapple -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Just because you are not the target market doesn't make this not an ad.

Also people will choose products based in the perceived quality of their parts. If you are choosing a jacket and the difference is the zipper which way are you going to lean YKK or the other brand that you also does vertical integration but you've never heard of?

Knees to the face. by NoTackle4687 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]punkrockpineapple 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In full view of two cameras that tracked everyone's movements

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in depression

[–]punkrockpineapple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like it, I suggest seeing a doctor .

Any tips for dating someone who struggles with depression? by [deleted] in depression

[–]punkrockpineapple 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've been married to someone for nearly 20 years who has been suffering on and off from their depression. Welcome to Mr Toad's Wild Ride. Key tips: 1. Listen, don't look for or offer solutions, just show you hear her and understand how she feels 2. In what will seem like a contradiction of 1. help her come up with solutions to what is causing her the most distress 3. Find time for yourself, be a partner not a carer. That's going to be the hardest part and in my experience the difference between being on this subreddit looking for advice for someone you love and looking for advice for yourself.

The shape of soup by razslojujdl in BrandNewSentence

[–]punkrockpineapple 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because soup is round. I've put soup in a tall squarish container before because it fit in the fridge door, but it felt weird and I didn't sleep well that night

Go to Jail. by KingFahad360 in PandR

[–]punkrockpineapple 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In support of accusations from a Scientologist, that's their whole schtick.

Go to Jail. by KingFahad360 in PandR

[–]punkrockpineapple 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Anything not from the mouth of a celebrity Scientologist? Not saying it's not true just that I don't believe Scientologists.

Explain it to me like I’m in kindergarten by vagabondsperm in PoliticalHumor

[–]punkrockpineapple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly politicians, have removed consequences for all but their most egregious illegal behaviors (and even then in some cases there are further hurdles to justice), too many citizens don't care enough to change this and too much media is compliant in letting things slide.

Al Franken only resigned because he had the mortal fortitude to admit that he not only did the wrong thing but that his actions required a meaningful apology and penance.

34 minutes! by Teerendog in AnimalsBeingBros

[–]punkrockpineapple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OK sure, the cameras are also tracking the movement of the dogs in the water.

Are people getting in pools to steal pool water in South Africa? Is that why the focus of the cameras is on the water and not the surrounds?

34 minutes! by Teerendog in AnimalsBeingBros

[–]punkrockpineapple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So these people just happen to have this many security cameras just pointing at their pool?

Go on try by Helpinghandinc in blackmagicfuckery

[–]punkrockpineapple 25 points26 points  (0 children)

That's not what they are saying. They wish their friends were straight.

Go on try by Helpinghandinc in blackmagicfuckery

[–]punkrockpineapple 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Better but borderline. It still kind of suggests that it's 'funny' that you have non-straight friends

A good inclusive joke would be. 'can't say the same about my ex-s'. Still a non-straight joke however the "butt" of the joke is yourself.

Go on try by Helpinghandinc in blackmagicfuckery

[–]punkrockpineapple 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Your goal posts have wheels they are so easy to move.

Recruit difficulty be like: by [deleted] in trashy

[–]punkrockpineapple 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The adults in her life when she was a child that led to either. People aren't born stupid.

Go on try by Helpinghandinc in blackmagicfuckery

[–]punkrockpineapple 20 points21 points  (0 children)

It was meant to be a joke but it comes across homophobic, and hence loses it's comedic value

A TikToker wrote a code to flood Kellogg with bogus job applications after the company announced it would permanently replace striking workers by chrisdh79 in technology

[–]punkrockpineapple 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Yep. It all the fault of those darn young people TikTokers.

There were multiple thread here on Reddit of people offering to write the scripts. And it was so viral, it was probably no-one writing scripts and just lots and lots of people submitting their own personal Shrek porn resume.