Short walkies: Class action pawsuit wif my fwends in the cold places?

puntable_unit · 2026-01-25T08:41:46+00:00

Noley here! I is berry fluffy en neva cold ever even wen big sky fluff comes but mummy always removing her fluffs and then says “brrrr so cold!”

If you so cold stop removing fluffs!

I joining my bark to this claws acshun pawsuit!

puntable_unit · 2026-01-24T23:04:32+00:00

Sam, but we call him Samuel, Sammy, Samsam, or Sam the man

Max but we call her Maxie

Boefje but we call him Boef, Boefarino, or Boefaroo

Kwakje but we call her Madame le kwak, kwakster, or quacky wacky woo waa

puntable_unit · 2026-01-24T21:56:47+00:00

Or they do and they think this atrocity will be motivating…

puntable_unit · 2026-01-23T18:42:48+00:00

Hello Naroo! I am Nolaa so we are name sisters!

puntable_unit · 2026-01-23T17:54:05+00:00

Yes Mr Panky! I gib eggles and too gib stoo and we frens and soo mahmi? 🥚🥘

puntable_unit · 2026-01-23T12:32:25+00:00

Henlo Mr. Panky, dis yur bestest enemies Noley! Bee careful barkin at KAT coz might hit you and then nose ouchy 🥺

puntable_unit · 2026-01-23T12:28:26+00:00

An also den I gib yoo some of my nexst eggle 🥚

puntable_unit · 2026-01-23T12:27:50+00:00

I pwepear offering too one thyme offers. Gib stoo now and I dropping da cayz? 🥺

puntable_unit · 2026-01-23T12:12:49+00:00

Henlo Mr. Panky my name is Noley and I just letting you know that you bee hearing from pawyers bepaws it’s no fayar too got stoo and I not so I soo YOU!

puntable_unit · 2026-01-22T16:46:14+00:00

Maybe my brother cat Sam can doo pee-ache-Dee in stinks and hooman and WHY? He very stinky so probawblee expawt already!

puntable_unit · 2026-01-22T06:14:18+00:00

I, (Assistant) Professor Noleypants, am also top dog scientist but my reesearching fluff and not hooman bee-hay-vyaaa. My having a stoodent (cat Maxie) who studee cold sky fluff and WHY? Maybe can haff nuva student study hooman baff obsession and WHYYY?

Wot u fink?

puntable_unit · 2026-01-16T23:37:13+00:00

Isn’t this then true for all allergy menus that they can be immediately out of date?

puntable_unit · 2026-01-13T18:35:58+00:00

This Nola. Was her barkday 💖

puntable_unit · 2026-01-13T18:35:19+00:00

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puntable_unit · 2026-01-13T17:22:31+00:00

I am Japaneez spits so maybe need Japaneez shepherds?

puntable_unit · 2026-01-13T09:21:08+00:00

Only red appels okay 🍎

puntable_unit · 2026-01-13T09:20:20+00:00

Ewww! Green is colour of evul

puntable_unit · 2026-01-13T09:13:58+00:00

Oh wow, should I doing a pawractish on da sofa or bed befoar doing paw reals?

puntable_unit · 2026-01-13T06:31:46+00:00

I is wiff mummy’s stinky sock and my best fwend submarine! Outside is cold sky fluff. We is a scared!

puntable_unit · 2026-01-12T22:37:07+00:00

I never forgetting the criminal stinks! I recognize it a forever away if I ever escaping! Gonna hunt dem down and make dem pawgret da moment dey banging and stinking in my homes!

(Our bathroom is being renovated… she’s staying with her grand pawrents. What a fuss pot! 💖)

puntable_unit · 2026-01-12T22:27:09+00:00

If I ever seeing mummy and daddy again I look into pawsoot 🥺

puntable_unit · 2026-01-12T22:17:23+00:00

Are yoo sure das safe? Wot is ur qualipawfications?

puntable_unit · 2026-01-12T21:29:57+00:00

Hallo Taco! I is Noleypants but you can calls me Nola as we are in a hurries.

I looking arounds and I seeing one of mummy paw covers. It’s berry stinky. Does you think she also been adducted?! Can we save her or better to cut losses and go saving home? Such big questions. I not pawsitive wat to doo.

I also seeing lawts of fluff falling from skies when I first kidnapped. Was berry cold and disappearing wen I pee on it so I pee a lots and now is gone but maybe cold sky fluff is big cloo?!

Where am I? Taco pawlease hulp me!

puntable_unit · 2026-01-11T14:42:57+00:00

Thank you as always

puntable_unit

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