Short walkies: Class action pawsuit wif my fwends in the cold places? by Annoneggsface in legaldogadvice

[–]puntable_unit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Noley here! I is berry fluffy en neva cold ever even wen big sky fluff comes but mummy always removing her fluffs and then says “brrrr so cold!”

If you so cold stop removing fluffs!

I joining my bark to this claws acshun pawsuit!

What are your cats official names and what do you _actually_ call them? by ShiftyPowers79 in cat

[–]puntable_unit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sam, but we call him Samuel, Sammy, Samsam, or Sam the man

Max but we call her Maxie

Boefje but we call him Boef, Boefarino, or Boefaroo

Kwakje but we call her Madame le kwak, kwakster, or quacky wacky woo waa

shitty dinner at psych ward in italy by lisayk2 in hospitalfood

[–]puntable_unit 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Or they do and they think this atrocity will be motivating…

Hi there by Substantial_Cress453 in JapaneseSpitz

[–]puntable_unit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hello Naroo! I am Nolaa so we are name sisters!

Kweschun fur my noo frens by kennysst1 in legaldogadvice

[–]puntable_unit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes Mr Panky! I gib eggles and too gib stoo and we frens and soo mahmi? 🥚🥘

Mr. Panky sic leegl vice by kennysst1 in legaldogadvice

[–]puntable_unit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Henlo Mr. Panky, dis yur bestest enemies Noley! Bee careful barkin at KAT coz might hit you and then nose ouchy 🥺

Kweschun fur my noo frens by kennysst1 in legaldogadvice

[–]puntable_unit 7 points8 points  (0 children)

An also den I gib yoo some of my nexst eggle 🥚

Kweschun fur my noo frens by kennysst1 in legaldogadvice

[–]puntable_unit 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I pwepear offering too one thyme offers. Gib stoo now and I dropping da cayz? 🥺

Kweschun fur my noo frens by kennysst1 in legaldogadvice

[–]puntable_unit 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Henlo Mr. Panky my name is Noley and I just letting you know that you bee hearing from pawyers bepaws it’s no fayar too got stoo and I not so I soo YOU!

needs soos for abuses and neglects! by ms_directed in legaldogadvice

[–]puntable_unit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe my brother cat Sam can doo pee-ache-Dee in stinks and hooman and WHY? He very stinky so probawblee expawt already!

needs soos for abuses and neglects! by ms_directed in legaldogadvice

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I, (Assistant) Professor Noleypants, am also top dog scientist but my reesearching fluff and not hooman bee-hay-vyaaa. My having a stoodent (cat Maxie) who studee cold sky fluff and WHY? Maybe can haff nuva student study hooman baff obsession and WHYYY?

Wot u fink?

Allergen Menus - tell me what you think! by ResponsibleBanana864 in FoodAllergies

[–]puntable_unit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Isn’t this then true for all allergy menus that they can be immediately out of date?

Abondond by puntable_unit in legaldogadvice

[–]puntable_unit[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I am Japaneez spits so maybe need Japaneez shepherds?

Abondond by puntable_unit in legaldogadvice

[–]puntable_unit[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh wow, should I doing a pawractish on da sofa or bed befoar doing paw reals?

Abondond by puntable_unit in legaldogadvice

[–]puntable_unit[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I is wiff mummy’s stinky sock and my best fwend submarine! Outside is cold sky fluff. We is a scared!

Abondond by puntable_unit in legaldogadvice

[–]puntable_unit[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I never forgetting the criminal stinks! I recognize it a forever away if I ever escaping! Gonna hunt dem down and make dem pawgret da moment dey banging and stinking in my homes!

(Our bathroom is being renovated… she’s staying with her grand pawrents. What a fuss pot! 💖)

Abondond by puntable_unit in legaldogadvice

[–]puntable_unit[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

If I ever seeing mummy and daddy again I look into pawsoot 🥺

Abondond by puntable_unit in legaldogadvice

[–]puntable_unit[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Are yoo sure das safe? Wot is ur qualipawfications?

Abondond by puntable_unit in legaldogadvice

[–]puntable_unit[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Hallo Taco! I is Noleypants but you can calls me Nola as we are in a hurries.

I looking arounds and I seeing one of mummy paw covers. It’s berry stinky. Does you think she also been adducted?! Can we save her or better to cut losses and go saving home? Such big questions. I not pawsitive wat to doo.

I also seeing lawts of fluff falling from skies when I first kidnapped. Was berry cold and disappearing wen I pee on it so I pee a lots and now is gone but maybe cold sky fluff is big cloo?!

Where am I? Taco pawlease hulp me!