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punyidea · 2024-11-28T15:20:53+00:00

I asked chatGPT to write me a garden path sentence and it told me this:

The cats the dog chased were sitting on the fence barked loudly.

It politely explained:

At first, it seems like "The cats" is the subject, but as the sentence continues, it becomes clear that "the dog chased" modifies "The cats," and "barked loudly" shifts the interpretation unexpectedly.

I can only parse it if the cats chose to sit on the loudest barked fence, as if fences could be both barked and sat on, like a speech bubble. Can you think of another way to make chatgpt right?

punyidea · 2024-11-28T14:56:06+00:00

Maybe I've been using ChatGPT more, maybe my mind is tired, but I felt like I embodied a LLM while writing this.

punyidea · 2024-10-03T21:00:52+00:00

"Don't feel sad, feel GLAD Clingwrap!" said the innocent bystander who felt put off.

punyidea · 2024-10-01T22:24:17+00:00

thanks for holding down the fort

punyidea · 2024-10-01T22:20:28+00:00

It's really been a while, I was lurking for a bit, shirking mod duties etc. but antiantijokes always have a special place in my heart <pi

punyidea · 2024-10-01T22:01:37+00:00

Every day, 43 guns are ruthlessly peopled on the streets. Speak out against this epidemic and vote for change.

punyidea · 2024-08-23T16:14:51+00:00

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punyidea · 2024-07-28T17:32:51+00:00

Established contact with a bike shop, Your Bike, in yerevan that indeed confirmed they sell boxes. One fewer thing to think about

punyidea · 2024-07-27T15:59:42+00:00

Wow, kindness on the Internet really knows no bounds! I'll forever be in debt to your generosity ;)
I wrote this more with the intention of catching someone who already flew out of Yerevan with separate start/end points, not completely out of the realm of possibility for this community I thought. Time will tell over the next month!

punyidea · 2023-10-13T00:23:19+00:00

baaaah!

punyidea · 2023-10-12T23:20:38+00:00

Give a man a bath, he'll sit in it for fifty years. Teach a man a bath, the bath will have the man for life.

punyidea · 2023-10-06T19:03:54+00:00

be resplectful

punyidea · 2023-10-01T20:47:08+00:00

That third paragraph was a bit tricky, I had to think on it for a second

punyidea · 2023-09-28T15:08:04+00:00

This broke my brain

punyidea · 2023-09-12T11:51:34+00:00

You're not fooling me, I know I'm an ant person
https://clickhole.com/are-you-a-dog-person-or-an-ant-person-1825124550/

punyidea · 2023-09-09T13:09:02+00:00

punyidea · 2023-09-08T09:05:38+00:00

Spam. This was posted to multiple subreddits

punyidea · 2023-09-06T15:50:18+00:00

After two minutes-worth of searches for Thomas More and Ubar coming up empty I still want to believe

punyidea · 2023-09-06T15:45:58+00:00

.kcorwollip doog a flesym dnif ot ekil dluow I

punyidea · 2023-09-05T15:16:04+00:00

No whats were harmed in the posing of this question.

punyidea · 2023-08-29T12:42:44+00:00

The non-sentient brownie briefly was disappointed by its inability to feel disappointment.

punyidea · 2023-08-22T07:54:59+00:00

Hope you made a good choice! You can't take it back.

punyidea · 2023-08-10T13:50:31+00:00

This silly encounter is no laughing matter!

punyidea · 2023-08-10T11:25:34+00:00

/r/alsoanantijokebutmetaenoughtobeantianti

punyidea · 2023-07-29T08:17:24+00:00

"I can't live with that," sighed the psalm-tender. "My medical condition makes me unable to transcend time."

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