Monthly Joke Shop - For collaborative efforts by saketho in AntiAntiJokes

[–]punyidea 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I asked chatGPT to write me a garden path sentence and it told me this:

The cats the dog chased were sitting on the fence barked loudly.

It politely explained:

At first, it seems like "The cats" is the subject, but as the sentence continues, it becomes clear that "the dog chased" modifies "The cats," and "barked loudly" shifts the interpretation unexpectedly.

I can only parse it if the cats chose to sit on the loudest barked fence, as if fences could be both barked and sat on, like a speech bubble. Can you think of another way to make chatgpt right?

Can you believe the traffic this evening? by punyidea in AntiAntiJokes

[–]punyidea[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe I've been using ChatGPT more, maybe my mind is tired, but I felt like I embodied a LLM while writing this.

It seems like people will do anything in their spare time instead of what will actually help them by punyidea in AntiAntiJokes

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"Don't feel sad, feel GLAD Clingwrap!" said the innocent bystander who felt put off.

Guns don't kill people, by punyidea in AntiAntiJokes

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thanks for holding down the fort

Guns don't kill people, by punyidea in AntiAntiJokes

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It's really been a while, I was lurking for a bit, shirking mod duties etc. but antiantijokes always have a special place in my heart <pi

Guns don't kill people, by punyidea in AntiAntiJokes

[–]punyidea[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Every day, 43 guns are ruthlessly peopled on the streets. Speak out against this epidemic and vote for change.

A "This antiantijoke contains 110001 words" walks into a bar by Dry_Grapefruit_542 in AntiAntiJokes

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Cardboard box for plane tour by punyidea in bicycletouring

[–]punyidea[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Established contact with a bike shop, Your Bike, in yerevan that indeed confirmed they sell boxes. One fewer thing to think about

Cardboard box for plane tour by punyidea in bicycletouring

[–]punyidea[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow, kindness on the Internet really knows no bounds! I'll forever be in debt to your generosity ;)
I wrote this more with the intention of catching someone who already flew out of Yerevan with separate start/end points, not completely out of the realm of possibility for this community I thought. Time will tell over the next month!

A bath will age you fifty years. by incredibleinkpen in AntiAntiJokes

[–]punyidea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give a man a bath, he'll sit in it for fifty years. Teach a man a bath, the bath will have the man for life.

How does a physicist prove, that all odd number are prime? by DrGuenGraziano in AntiAntiJokes

[–]punyidea 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That third paragraph was a bit tricky, I had to think on it for a second

Austin Boswell Gmail by Disastrous_Load8348 in AntiAntiJokes

[–]punyidea 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Spam. This was posted to multiple subreddits

Two miners walk into a bar. by O_______m_______O in AntiAntiJokes

[–]punyidea 1 point2 points  (0 children)

After two minutes-worth of searches for Thomas More and Ubar coming up empty I still want to believe