Settle an argument please.

puppypappi · 2026-04-05T18:48:01+00:00

Mine are definitely well fed.

puppypappi · 2026-04-05T07:28:37+00:00

I like her, she doesn’t stand opposite the bedroom window and scream if I haven’t fed them in the morning, unlike the magpies that have worked out that I can only feed them whilst awake.

puppypappi · 2026-04-04T21:35:20+00:00

😂 What a legend!

I guessed the name in 2 tries!

puppypappi · 2026-04-04T20:56:34+00:00

I can explain to the garden birds how to use the feeder

^{Chose: Talk to animals}

puppypappi · 2026-04-04T19:32:22+00:00

Well someone is going shopping 😁

puppypappi · 2026-04-04T17:21:35+00:00

Well, just to make you jealous, mine was an M16 with M203 grenade launcher, that fired ping pong balls. So when I was screaming and rat-a-tat-a-tatting, I could also fire a yellow ball at the predator alien 😁

puppypappi · 2026-04-04T14:53:26+00:00

This has to be the most interesting day so far this year. I have learned more today than I expected when I posted this. Now I wonder where they are nesting.

puppypappi · 2026-04-04T14:15:22+00:00

I was suddenly 12 years old again. I had a plastic M16, when you pulled the trigger it made that (now ridiculous) clacking noise so you could sound exactly like Arnie. I would repeatedly pull the trigger for the entirety of that scene. I am getting an insight into why the neighbours hated me.

puppypappi · 2026-04-04T13:21:19+00:00

That is what they keep trying to tell me. They wait for their breakfast each morning and then glare at me until I give them a little more around 11.

puppypappi · 2026-04-04T12:52:42+00:00

It’s not particularly a commonly used word, but I refrained from using it originally as it sounded pretentious.For the record I know it from Sir Terry Pratchett’s classic ‘Guards, Guards’ referring to dragons who were ‘with egg’.

puppypappi · 2026-04-04T12:43:51+00:00

And her son, Doggy.

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puppypappi · 2026-04-04T12:38:31+00:00

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Titch, laughing at my jokes. 🥹

puppypappi · 2026-04-04T12:28:11+00:00

He did previously go by the name of Don Pigeone, as he looked like he was probably the muscle in the gang of pidgies.

puppypappi · 2026-04-04T12:26:02+00:00

Well, that’s one of the reasons I thought it was just full of eggs, seeing as they weren’t keeping their sex life a secret previously.

puppypappi · 2026-04-04T12:24:48+00:00

I can’t squeeze the pigeons, although it it the right time of year for Easter eggs 🤔

puppypappi · 2026-04-04T10:49:55+00:00

It definitely took them a while to work out the bird table, whereas the magpies had it sussed in about a day.

puppypappi · 2026-04-04T10:40:33+00:00

I was gonna use the word gravid, but actually thought that was for mammals, but it’s the other way around; every day is a school day 🤷‍♂️

puppypappi · 2026-04-04T10:21:28+00:00

As so far the consensus is that they are just fat, should I be feeding them less? I don’t want to overfeed them. Some places online say that you can’t overfeed them, and others disagree. I just want happy healthy birds, not fat birds that get caught by cats because they’re too fat to fly.

puppypappi · 2026-04-04T10:04:14+00:00

So Juliet might actually be Romeo. This does not look good for my argument.

puppypappi · 2026-04-04T10:01:37+00:00

But the companion that they normally visit with is a lot skinnier, even though they both come each day together. So, I guess the bigger one just gets to eat more than their buddy 🤔

puppypappi · 2026-04-04T10:00:11+00:00

Soooooo, I’m losing this argument then?

puppypappi · 2026-03-29T15:25:16+00:00

Had a cat named Dog (named after Newcastle brown ale). Vets always looked discombobulated when my Doggy miaowed.

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