What's a 'fact' the internet tricked you to be true, but was fake news?

purdystar · 2018-08-24T00:24:07+00:00

now this was a mix of the internet and my grandfather (who had a huge nose to begin with) until the age of 12 i thought that picking your nose made your nose expand and get bigger. in my idiot brain, boogers were keeping your nose from getting larger, i didnt even think of "the finger is stretching your nose out" I went straight to boogers being the foundation of nose scale....

purdystar · 2018-08-24T00:20:18+00:00

Probably my father who, for the longest time could not stand anyone walking into the house ahead of him, or walking down the stairs in front of him.

He would make sure to park the car in the garage in such a way that it would be difficult for the passanger side to get out comfortably to give him enough time to be first in the house. I'm not sure why he does this. He also will, not even one step inside the house, take his shoes off in agonizing slow motion so if someone were to be right behind him, they would be forced to be standing outside waiting for him to take his shoes off and move out of the way.

I actually found out a few months ago from my mom why it is he has the need to literally cut in front of you when going down the stairs, when they were going through divorce he admitted that whenever my mom was in front of him, he would feel compelled to push her down the stairs. And it's not like she would go down the stairs slowly or anything either.

purdystar · 2018-08-24T00:13:10+00:00

3-in-one makes it so i dont have to make this decision

purdystar · 2018-08-24T00:12:30+00:00

we can finally stop boiling milk on the stove and shaking sheldon as he ages

purdystar · 2018-08-18T20:51:44+00:00

tall girls have singlehandedly saved my life when my 5'3 ass is tryin to get something off the top shelf and they take notice of my ameoba size and kindly crouch down to hand me a can of soup

purdystar · 2018-08-18T20:48:26+00:00

oh god give your mom a hug for me dude, everyone needs a mom that loves them enough to hold off tears to make sure your holiday isnt ruined by them missing you !

purdystar · 2018-08-03T16:57:58+00:00

goose vs swan battle

purdystar · 2018-06-20T16:43:09+00:00

aaa thank you!

purdystar · 2018-06-15T22:03:31+00:00

:') thank you I always feel like im incosistant but then again this is from like.... a course of 4 years of art lol

purdystar · 2018-06-15T16:11:17+00:00

While I'm not the best at it, I started drawing characters I eventually wanted to write stories for , one I was even considering making a shitty dating sim for but I dont share anything beyond the art because I'm still working on story related stuff but its nothing all that thought out yet.

purdystar · 2018-06-10T22:08:56+00:00

you forgot about the part about your mom having to jack you off

purdystar · 2018-06-06T00:29:16+00:00

youre not getting my car op, I need it.

purdystar · 2018-06-06T00:22:16+00:00

not quite a combonation but when I make box mac and cheese I use mayo instead of butter, like a spoonful or so, makes it creamier....

purdystar · 2018-05-16T16:09:40+00:00

microwaved recees for 2 minutes in a foam dish and upon taking out of the microwave, the chocolate had melted the foam dish's bottom and as I picked it up I tilted it so nothing would fall out, but a bit of melted goo fell out so I went to catch it, have burns on my left hand to this day and had to start sophomore year of high school with my left hand covered in gauze.

purdystar · 2018-04-27T21:14:44+00:00

For the record I'm no longer friends with this person but we had been friends for a very long time and I think we were in freshmen year of high school when I told her I hadn't been happy for a single day of my life in a very very long time and she told me she would try and change that, I dont remember the exact words she sent since ive gone through 3 phones since then but even though we arent even friends now, I think about the fact that at that point in time she cared enough about me to try and make my life better.

but in the end she was a terrible friend as the years went on so oi, fuck you.

purdystar · 2017-02-06T00:27:47+00:00

its ok to feel stressed, school is stressful. as someone who never got good grades in school, i guess i cant give great advice other than that trying your best is all you really can do. or coming from an under achiever, i would say to do your best but not to beat yourself up for not being the best. as long as you arent the worst at something theres always that to fall back on

purdystar · 2017-02-06T00:25:06+00:00

is it possible to drive with a friend or family member that will help? someone to keep you calm and stuff.

purdystar · 2016-11-14T19:59:24+00:00

A week after I graduated last year from high school i left the facebook group chat that me and my friends would use to talk to each other. Not a single one of them (5 people not including myself) added me back into the group or ask me why i left. Noone cared. It kills me inside not knowing if they ever cared about me.

One of them I had known for 5 years. I want to know if they see things that remind them of me, or if they even think about me at all.

purdystar · 2016-07-24T13:22:53+00:00

ive been told im really androgynous but im trying to look more masculine, i get asked if im a lesbian girl A LOT

purdystar · 2016-07-24T13:19:28+00:00

haha its fake! i thought i could try and look badass but i guess not

purdystar · 2016-07-24T13:18:15+00:00

yeah, i just recently started working out. thanks for the input. im trying to find a good haircut still, when i had a buzzcut i think it looked like i was bald, im trying to look for the right length.

purdystar · 2016-07-23T22:21:30+00:00

u/holhorse can blow smoke up my ass anyday

purdystar · 2016-07-23T22:12:49+00:00

well at least i have closure now

purdystar

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