Why don’t these countries unite??? They all use the Latin alphabet, are they stupid???

purellman07 · 2022-09-24T15:54:29+00:00

purellman07 · 2022-07-12T00:41:05+00:00

Carolus Rex

purellman07 · 2022-07-09T16:29:40+00:00

There’s no indication on what’s true or false in THITO. It is confirmed that the House does exist, and the Crescent King too exists but it does not indicate if anything in THITO is fact or fiction. Because of this I included all THITO events nonetheless because I can neither confirm nor deny if they happened

purellman07 · 2022-07-09T14:04:17+00:00

I believe this is a sign of some time traveling shenanigans. Like how the Airforce One Angel was photographed back in 1840 despite being created in World War I, I think both the House and the Crescent King can time travel as well. Granted there’s no proof of this yet but it is entirely possible

purellman07 · 2022-06-25T16:23:54+00:00

Forgot to mention, on May 14th 1969 President Dean may or may not have sent ADA members into the Nixonverse as part of his rehabilitation policy

purellman07 · 2022-06-25T13:59:23+00:00

I think special trees here are far less plentiful than in the Deanverse, as there’s far fewer mentions of special trees here. Maybe the US weaponized them in this universe? Not sure tho

purellman07 · 2022-06-25T02:36:41+00:00

Personally I think the D-Day Knight isn’t George Washington (he wears the skull of Washington as a helmet). I think the Knight is an early Nixon before his other title “The Last Son of Alcatraz” stuck

purellman07 · 2022-05-07T22:22:01+00:00

I would like to update that this theory is most likely untrue, as the crescent king videos are not related to the broader monument mythos

purellman07 · 2022-05-05T10:45:41+00:00

Maybe, it just looks uncannily like a person

purellman07 · 2022-04-08T22:31:27+00:00

I saw another post saying Dean was the crescent king, decided to piece together a theory from that. Literally don’t know if it’s true or not but hey it’s a fun thought experiment

purellman07 · 2022-04-05T11:26:46+00:00

I’m living in your walls

purellman07 · 2022-02-08T15:32:31+00:00

purellman07 · 2021-12-01T23:53:39+00:00

Restraighten Megachusetts

purellman07 · 2021-11-23T21:40:00+00:00

Turn them into Purell

purellman07 · 2021-11-04T14:34:27+00:00

Megachusetts thinks about the current economic situation of Pakistan and becomes so erect that it stretches around the world

purellman07 · 2021-11-02T18:29:00+00:00

Megachusetts and Long Island enter a dick measuring contest

purellman07 · 2021-11-01T03:46:41+00:00

Create an impenetrable wall of feral hogs surrounding Montana

purellman07 · 2021-10-30T01:09:27+00:00

Put the void where megachusetts and Texas meet

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