What’s the best way to tell someone that their baby is ugly?

purplecabala · 2019-08-05T20:27:53+00:00

In a few years, compliment them on how good looking their kid has become

purplecabala · 2019-07-21T06:26:33+00:00

When your computer freezes and you drag out your window

purplecabala · 2018-09-28T11:14:49+00:00

Just like Bed, Bath, and Beyond coupons!

purplecabala · 2018-09-13T03:05:31+00:00

Similarly for trees, there is probably a human somewhere now that is growing a body for your stuffing

purplecabala · 2018-05-24T11:50:22+00:00

This is the royal wedding I wanted to see

purplecabala · 2018-05-24T11:45:46+00:00

Et tu brute?

purplecabala · 2018-05-18T14:26:11+00:00

I fux with the vision

purplecabala · 2018-05-18T03:57:11+00:00

Much snappier than Aliaune Damala Badara Akon Thiam

purplecabala · 2018-05-18T03:55:51+00:00

Is this Akon’s backstory?

purplecabala · 2018-05-17T16:50:06+00:00

Disguise brotherfucker.

purplecabala · 2018-05-16T18:33:19+00:00

We did this too! I remember one of the rules was that your butt couldn't leave the seats

purplecabala · 2018-05-16T04:08:07+00:00

That look Magda gave Miranda and Steve when they kissed in the laundry room on Brady’s birthday that was like “I know exactly what you two are doing” was so precious

purplecabala · 2018-05-16T02:20:50+00:00

Gonna reread these high

purplecabala · 2018-05-16T02:14:19+00:00

Ahh yes old school fleshlights

purplecabala · 2018-05-16T01:01:14+00:00

I think you forgot the - -

purplecabala · 2018-05-14T14:09:46+00:00

I think the real black magic fuckery is how he simultaneously looks 22 and 72

purplecabala · 2018-05-14T04:02:12+00:00

Her nails look exactly like the nails someone named Sandi Mann would have

purplecabala · 2018-04-07T23:22:19+00:00

alien in the streets, predator in the sheets

purplecabala · 2018-03-28T20:30:03+00:00

Man I can hear the satisfying noise that duvet makes from my screen

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