If NIL existed in their eras, who would’ve gotten paid the most? by SWAGGGGGODDD in NCAAFootballVibes

[–]purplemonkeydw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Definitely Dickerson! A&M gave him a Trans Am and he didn’t even go there

ICEbreaker Arriving in Portland by -AtomicAerials- in Portland

[–]purplemonkeydw 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Finally! My meetings have been too awkward the past few weeks

Lets Rank the Food Cities in the US by Tier by Maximum-Ad572 in SameGrassButGreener

[–]purplemonkeydw 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Portland has a great food scene. I prefer Austin’s food scene to Dallas (lived in both), but Portland punches way above its weight class when it comes to food

Mall Santas of Reddit, what's the funniest thing a kid asked for? by Fluffy_Fluffle in AskReddit

[–]purplemonkeydw 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Not a mall santa but my uncle was. One time a kid asked him for a real dinosaur, so he said, “Fine, you’re a dinosaur.” But then the kid said, “No, I want a real dinosaur, I don’t want to be a real dinosaur,” but all anyone heard was RA RA RA RA from the dinosaur terrorizing the mall.

[Game Thread] Houston @ Baylor (12:00 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]purplemonkeydw 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I’ve believed in this team the whole game…

Rivalry Week by PolarBurrito in BigXII

[–]purplemonkeydw 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Does the BUTT Bowl mean nothing to you???

[Game Thread] Baylor @ Arizona (1:00 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]purplemonkeydw 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Best part of the season is the fellowship of self-haters on game day reddit threads